Everything in that trailer is just from the first 20 minutes. After that it's just continuous escalation. Something is always happening. It's always r-slurred and entertaining. Any scene with prolonged dialogue, of which there are few, describes the increasing extent of The Beekeeper's rampage and accurate predictions on what he'll do next based on bee analogies.

The Beekeeper is the ultimate badass. He never runs from danger. In fact he never runs. He meanly struts everywhere he goes. Even in the middle of intense firefights. He doesn't use guns or kill innocents, except when he does. Yes he tortures, but in a very lazy way to let you know he's not happy about it.

His enemies? Everyone! And he beats them all! Some crazy chick with a minigun? He slams her head into a gas pump, wraps the hose around her neck, swings her into side of a truck, and lights her on fire. One legged Maori man? He sweeps the leg then beats him with it.

All of this in pursuit of the dastardly duo Josh Hutcherson and Jeremy Irons, election riggers, who in between doing blow and Asian masseuses made the mistake of driving his elderly black friend to suicide.

All of this culminates in the ultimate twist. Josh Hutcherson is the son of the female president of the United States. This is revealed with an incredible musical sting after her phone call with Josh ends with someone calling her Madame President. Of course, The Beekeeper must now go and shoot her

But what about diversity? This is a 2024 movie afterall. Don't worry, we got white scam call centers modeled after Jordan Belfort telling people to redeem card. We got a fat black FBI agent. We got aforementioned crazy chick with a minigun and one legged Maori operator.

The Beekeeper wastes no time. The pacing is breakneck and the plot is insane. I can't emphasize enough how fast paced this is. The bad guys don't get away. They die so Statham must then fight new, more powerful bad guys. And yet you always know who the Beekeeper is fighting, why, and where they are fighting. Unironically skillful storytelling/filmmaking.

Is there anything comparable? I mean based on the trailer this is clearly John Wick right? But remember that's just the first 20 minutes and then it becomes it's own insane thing. I think the best comparison here would be Evil Dead 2 but for action movies. It starts with the quick recap of the traditional action movie. That ends and now there's 90 minutes left for it to go insane.

Overall 9/10 Would recommend

Only interesting part was when the cute blonde foid fricks Space Aladdin twice, with a space cocaine break in the middle (space cocaine not available on redgifs). This is to remind you that it's not TV, it's HBO (max).

The Spacing Guild just got back from their peepee flattening appointment and now you want them to fold space?

Ragnar touches his forehead and burns a guy (not all the way to death this time) for Sol the Emperor. A Bene Gesserit tries to use The Voice to make him commit Canadian healthcare but it doesn't work. Also one of the Bene Gesserit younglings drinks poison and dies (oops) after vagueposting. This is probably the titular Prophecy, but I wasn't paying attention.

I can't wait till it's over, just another 28 minutes

5/5

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— DiscussingFilm (@DiscussingFilm) November 25, 2024

House edgy finally getting their own movie

!kino !poll_voters

Years after witnessing the death of Maximus at the hands of his uncle, Lucius must enter the Colosseum after the powerful emperors of Rome conquer his home. With rage in his heart and the future of the empire at stake, he looks to the past to find the strength and honor needed to return the glory of Rome to its people.

Has anyone seen Gladiator 2 yet? I haven't seen this and I probably won't anytime soon but if I had to guess one of the bulletins at top is most likely relevant to the plot of the story.

So what's everyone in !kino watching this week?

Season 2 is over.

Did you watch it?

It's very small but I think the best part is that they made the helmet technologically advanced, more so than all previous iterations on screen. It's a blink and you miss it moment. The guy puts the helmet on and it seals into place all over moving towards the head, shrinking and sealing into place.

‘POOHNIVERSE: MONSTERS ASSEMBLE’ will begin filming in March.

The movie will see Pooh, Tigger, Pinocchio, Bambi, The Mad Hatter, Peter Pan and Tinkerball team up to kill their remaining survivors.

In theaters next year.

(Source: Deadline) pic.twitter.com/vMMG68z4yD

— DiscussingFilm (@DiscussingFilm) November 21, 2024

The episode opens up with two drunk people making out in front of a church. The two drunk people keep making out then topple over one of the gravestones. The scene then builds up to the couple having s*x in various positions until the man is humping a statue of an angel which falls over and causing a cross to fall upside down and be hit by lightning which causes it to burn green and zombies to rise out of the ground in the cemetery and eat the naked couple who also becomes zombies.

Now here is the problem. The entire animation is cutesy top down view zombie fighting bullshit that lasts for like 7 minutes that would be most enjoyed by a 13 year old or a family watching the silly movie. They got that silly animation to instead an 18+ rating where you can't put that animation up for your teen kids to watch because of the unnecessary gratuitous s*x at the beginning of the cartoon.

It was s*x that added nothing to the episode itself in terms of value or plot that couldn't have been done just by a couple making out and desecrating the wrong grave.

Pointless s*x that raises the age rating and turns a show that you could watch on the tv at home into a show that you can only watch hiding in your room in your own privacy.

A waste of customers.

Modern media needs to fix this issue and realize that lego for adults with porn in it is a stupid idea for a full budget production when common sense dictates the core audience would be everybody who likes to see something silly on their screen.

Alt title: Did anybody else watch the super racist episode of Love, Death, and Robots called Jigaboo?

So here is how the story actually went. This is the final episode of the 3rd season of love, death, and robots. In this episode we see a bunch of soldiers in the forest taking the blessings of a bunch of priests. One of the deaf soldiers remains by the river and "steals" some gold from the riverbed where it was just lying there. So literally just finding gold that nobody owns on the riverbed. He pockets the gold but this awakens the river foid and she wakes up and does a scream that draws all men towards her in a ballet dance formation where they are all attacking each other while moving towards her.

Using her screaming voice she kills dozens of men, including what appears to be peaceful priests. For the crime of one of the deaf ones finding free gold in her river.

The deaf man is clearly unaffected and manages to escape. The foid has a foid mental health crisis moment because she got ignored by one moid out of dozens of others that followed her to their deaths by drowning or murdering each other.

The deaf man while attempting to escape gets hit by a tree log while on horseback and collapses and faints. He gets up in the evening and tries to escape further. It's night soon enough and he isn't able to escape far enough and goes to sleep. The man killing foid has a foid moment and apparently has fallen in love with this SPECIAL moid. She goes up to him at night. smells him, tastes him, and even goes off to sleep with her arm around him. This moid wakes up in the morning and finds her next to him. He tries to grab her but she runs away while more little gold pieces of her dress get stuck on this guys palm.

The man realizes this foids dress is where the gold is coming from. He chases the foid and she literally, I shit you not, she literally leads him on to the top of a waterfall. The guy follows her and they make out at the top of the waterfall. She kisses him and it makes the moids mouth bleed. She has piranha teeth or something. After seeing him bleed the foid continues going out of her way to keep kissing him. The chad moid realizes this b-word crazy and knocks her the frick out.

Next scene, he is removing all the gold from the woman's body, which is apparently also like her skin because she bleeds all over as he removes the gold. Good for him he has finally put down the man killer and made a solid earning out of it. He takes all the gold in a cloth and throws the woman's body back down the waterfall. The moid carries on his way to escape the forest back to civilization.

Here is where the plot completely loses itself. This foids body floats all the way back to the original pond/ lake she lives in and a giant wave of blood escapes from it and swims upstream. The blood water swims upstream all the way to where the moid is drinking some clean water and some of the blood water gets in his mouth and ends up healing his hearing. He can hear sounds for the first time and it makes him panic. Then after panicking, possibly fainting, and getting up again, he realizes that he can actually hear sounds and he is happy. That's a well deserved happy ending for killing a monster.

Somehow modern day writers have decided that killing mass murdering foids is le bad and she is just misunderstood. So instead of the story ending there, the foid comes back to life, is devastated that all her gold has been stolen off her body and uses her voice on the now hearing abled moid to make him dance to his death by drowning in the river. The moid drowns and we see him sink to the bottom of the river where there are almost certainly hundreds if not thousands of bodies of moids lying there.

So again, foid started shit, has killed dozens to hundreds of men, is killed by the moid but that is le bad because this is literally R*PE! Survives and kills the moid in the end, and he deserved it for taking gold that was literally lying on the ground.

So down below is how the redditors decided to interpret the story :

You're one of the few I've seen catching the toxic relationship angle. She was infatuated by what she thought he was; he only wanted to take what he considered valuable. They were completely incompatible, as demonstrated by their kisses resulting in torn flesh and pain.

She was infatuated with him. He was greedy. Clearly a toxic relationship. I have nothing on how the foid may have been bad in my comment.

The beginning of the episode showed this very well, toxic relationships don't always start out toxic but gradually turn toxic, there are exceptions to this but I feel like this was showing what could have been and what it turned into by the end of it.

The relationship wasn't toxic at the beginning. The initial ritual killing of moids was done in good faith.

Although they were incompatible she was able to heal him and he gave her purpose along with the feeling of him being someone who was different from the rest,

Foid delusion means they were both living in an incompatible relationship. I have no example of how the moid was holding on to an unhealthy relationship.

She saved the horses :)

She is a redeemable monster because she saved the hecko good boy horses. It is us humans killing monsters who kill humans that are the real monsters.

Guys why are redditors like this? This is a clear story of a foid being foid brained and a moid being too r-slurred to get away in time but getting richer each time he fricks up until it kills him via not escaping the deranged foid menace fast enough. Somehow this has been turned into a story about how le foids and le moids toxic relationship and they were both bad for each other like wooooow the man killing foid and the man are gasp not heckin compatible who could have seen this coming.

absolutely based movie

!anticommunists !slavshitters !ummah !islam

"Anyone showing their tits and butt is over 18; just severely challenged"

I remember writing a modern one of these but it's a black comedy that ends when they all get r*ped at gunpoint by a perverted cuck who makes them all frick his she-beast wife. The final is them sitting around and quietly sobbing and the final line is "were we just r*ped?" "Yep"

"Dude! We're finally getting laid!"

"Read the room dude"

"Upon consulting with my spiritual advisor Father McCoughlin and my personal care physician Dr. Goldenstein I have decided not to get an abortion and instead put my child up for adoption to whichever desperate family gives me the best offer and offers her, for I know it is a female, the best potential life. I want him to start life with all the advantages I never had, like a present father, a mother who isn't a drunken alcoholic slut who fricked so many guys before flunking out of her affirmative action scholarship she doesn't know which fraternity the father belonged, a grandmother who can cook something that won't give you a heart attack and won't give you sabotaged condoms "to discourage your whoring" , a chaste responsible cousin who won't call her a "stupid whore", a younger brother who won't try to crumble arbortificant into her breakfast cereal, and a grandfather who won't beat your boyfriend into a coma for getting you pregnant and thus render him unable to either propose marriage or offer mental and emotional support. In conclusion, my family sucks and I don't intend to burden another young women with our terrible terrible legacy. God bless all of you except them!"

(Scene opens at the country club's outdoor patio. The sound of tennis and children splashing around the pool are heard)

There is a good-looking women leaving the first blooms of youth and entering the beginning stages of middle age in a smart-looking formal blouse and skirt. Sitting across from her is an absurd Noel Coward/Maurice Chevalier style homosexual dandy poof in the height of Great Gatsby era fashion. He is Vaping with an absurd steampunk looking contraption in spite of the" no-smoking" sign

"You shouldn't take the demands for a college fund for her and the child so personally darling! She'z not trying to Hurt you." He takes a long and exaggerated puff on the pen while staring straight a t the maitre'd, who glares at him with the hate only felt by housewives and hosts for people who drag mud in or smoke in the non-smoking section. "It's just a way for her to ensure the best life possible for her child." The camera drifts away over to the pool, where we see James, our shy chad hero and the lifeguard, pulling a morbidly obese man out of the pool and performing a grossly realistic cpr scene.

Thank you for 35 years of Milhouse and so many more, Pamela Hayden!

Watch her final performance on #TheSimpsons this Sunday on @FOXTV, next day on @hulu. pic.twitter.com/Ywr55m2Xwh

— The Simpsons (@TheSimpsons) November 20, 2024