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Hello !everyone and welcome to /h/bardfanns, the only hole besides /h/chudrama OFFICIALLY ENDORSED BY YOUR LEAST FAVORITE RDRAMA JANITOR about your FAVORITE REDDIT JANITOR. Now let's get onto the questions in the title:

What is it?

/h/bardfanns will be a living repository of all future content from /u/bardfinn aka Dr. Penelope Verity Oaken aka Steven Joel Akins of the sunroom in his mother's rundown hovel in Garland, Texas. If I understand correctly what the codecels have done, this will be divided into two items:

1. NEW BARDY THREADS - That's right, every time the girlboss of girlbosses posts a new thread, @BardWatch will be crossposting it here, to this very hole. You can see the magic happen in realtime and never miss a bardpost again! @GayRayniumDonGER or whoever ended up running @BardWatch, please make it also include the body of her post in the thread here instead of it just being a link, thank u

2. NEW BARDY COMMENTS - Hero of the rDrama Union @BARD_BOT will be posting Daily Bard Digests which will encompass all of her comments over a certain character threshold (I think) also in realtime.

3. THE FUTURE - Bluesky integration is coming. This means you'll be able to watch her cyber sexcapades play out as they actually happen, right from the comfort of your second favorite gay cat website

Why is it?

This is a stupid question and I regret including it in the title.

What can I do about it?

Surrender and submit to Bardmania.

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Picture it. You're a retirement age woman somewhere in suburban Texas. You're still working part-time -- you figured you'd be done by now, but if you think about that too much you get sad in a way that's hard to explain. Anyway, it's wash day, and you're stalking through the house you own outright collecting laundry, linen, dish towels, for the hamper. You stop, just for a moment, in the living room by a window. It's nice outside; you can see it through a crack in the shutters. It might be good to brighten up the house, you think. It's your day off, after all. Hamper in hands, you step towards the window and tug on the blinds. In one fell swoop the house is illuminated in beautiful bright light.

"Mom! What the frick?"

It's Steve. He's standing in the doorway to the sunroom, glaring at you, gesturing to the open shutter. "I closed them for a reason". He's wearing an orange cap, and you swear you can see a smudge of something on his cheek, as if he's just wiped away a layer of thick pasty foundation. You don't mention it - it's not worth it.

Behind him, the light from a computer screen illuminates the sun room; otherwise, itself, in total darkness. You used to recognise the websites on his screen, but now the monitor shows a white pane with a deep blue silhouette of a butterfly aside it.

"What are you doing?" you ask. "Do you have any laundry?"

"I'm busy," he hisses, turning away. Then he turns back to you, softer now. "My laundry's on the floor in my room." He slams the door.

On the way to Steve's room, you pass an armoire in the corridor. Steve's father topped it with framed photos from years gone by, but you never look at them. You focus on a fading image in a golden frame - in it, you're holding an infant Steve, standing alongside his father and your old friends the Jeffries. Maybe you should call Sheila Jeffries, it's been a while. That might be nice. The last time you spoke to her was pre-COVID. Maybe she'd like to hear from you.

But you're struck, knowing you won't call: you can't face the shame in your stomach you'll get when Sheila inevitably asks how Steve is. The flustering attempts to swat away the question, avoid answering it. You're aware that everyone knows what you're trying not to say, but the thought of articulating it fills you with humiliation.

Later, you take a nap during the dryer cycle. You dream yourself to be laying on the road, in the middle of the freeway, a truck approaching without slowing. You're awash with relief.

But shredding the Constitutional government of the USA & 250 years of social & technological development was all worth it so that a bunch of angry, bitter, entitled mediocre white guys could use all the racist, homophobic, and misogynistic slurs they wanted (anonymously on electronic message boards) while keeping deyr jerbs

Here we spot wild Bardfinn Bluesky activities.

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Here we spot wild Bardfinn Bluesky activities.

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!scandicks

Anyone in Norgay know of Mr. Bård Finne

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!bardists !bardfinn !transphobes !chuds

#TDoV

— Ms . Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net) 2025-03-31T14:44:13.482Z

Rdrama !biofoids, for the love of God will one of you please pass along some makeup tips to this r-slur so he stops making himself look like an embalmed corpse?

Here we spot wild Bardfinn Bluesky activities.

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Here we spot wild Bardfinn Bluesky activities.

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Here we spot wild Bardfinn Bluesky activities.

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Here we spot wild Bardfinn Bluesky activities.

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!transphobes

https://old.reddit.com/r/BlockedAndReported/comments/1jl32g4/trumps_attack_on_trans_youth_research_is_a_tragic/

Singal’s media ecosystem is crawling with KiwiFarmers. His former PA for his podcast worked with KFers - including a virulent neoNazi - to kite LoTT into directing terrorism at Austin ISD teachers & students. He cocktail-hours with Musk’s transphobic inner circle. He wrote a piece whitewashing KF.

— Ms . Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net) 2025-03-27T19:44:49.509Z

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Here we spot wild Bardfinn Bluesky activities.

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!bardfinn !bardists !transphobes !art

https://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2025/03/trump-administration-accidentally-texted-me-its-war-plans/682151/?gift=kPTlqn0J1iP9IBZcsdI5IVJpB2t9BYyxpzU4sooa69M

I shouted until I was exhausted that transphobia is the signature essential value of White Identity Extremism and MAGA, and I did these things in the face of a deluge of death threats, harassment, and worse. For my trouble I am likely to be tortured to death in an offshore concentration camp

— Ms . Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net) 2025-03-23T20:44:50.699Z

Inshallah

Wtf was /r/voteblue lmao, did reddit really need ANOTHER bot infested DNC shill sub? You go Penny, you saved the election .......

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Here we spot wild Bardfinn Bluesky activities.

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Here we spot wild Bardfinn Bluesky activities.

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