Hypermuscular Hindu Beast 
I am 24 year old obese guy who's addicted to chicken tikka biryani. I've spent 7,534 in November on it. 
Costs 400 a plate apparently, the uneven figure makes me think he got delivery app discounts so maybe 20 plates a month?
His poor intestines.
This guy must be just a troll. He keeps making such posts every couple of days and never works or acknowledges any advice. Don't feed him further. Last week he didn't eat, didn't brush, pissed in his pants, just stare at the wall, had no sleep, had no energy for anything and still somehow spent 7500+ on biryani.
Makes weird conclusions like if I had 120+ IQ and luck I would make 1 lakh per month. Compares his life to other people around and panics. Says life is a genetic lottery, etc,. Complete weirdo who won't do anything but keep making such posts.
Just shower and you'll get better at pattern recognition inkwell.
BRO ARE YOU ME ? I LITERALLY POSTED THE SAME A COUPLE OF WEEKS AGO !! . My addiction has only gotten worse , I'm now eating biryani almost every single day.
Snoos of a feather...
This is one of the better addictions out there. Not a good one by any means, but could definitely be worse.
List of addictions that are better than his
Imagine how long they'll have to keep the electric crematorium running to deal with his layers of blubber
As an alcoholic and druggie wait till you eat biryani high. If you're addicted now , oh boy do I have news for you from the other side. It's funny how you have created binaries for one addiction being okay and the others not. Come to the dark side friendo . Biryani on marijuana can only get better is someone was blowing you while you were eating that biryani
Experience that this redditor has totally had btw 
take it easy .... it'll pass - 30 yr old obese guy who's addicted to chole + Amritsari kulche
Motherlover how can you be addicted to that? I ate two morning of the last day of my Amritsar trip cause I got greedy and I didn't feel hungry till afternoon the next day. There's so much butter and oil in those things I'm pretty sure eating a whole 10 inch pizza would be less calorie intensive.
Thats more than my monthly salary!!!
Wtf that's less than minimum wage in any metro are daily labourers from bhagalpur using plebbit now?
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How do people who make this even survive? Do they just live in shacks with 10 other people and collect gibs?
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True story apparently even top NLU grads who enter litigation firms get paid like 10k initially
But that's like only respectable career I can think of where you start off that low. That one's probably doing some commissions based gig, I don't see how white collar salary anywhere could be lower than 10k/mo at this point.
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Darn, but don't most of these fellas stay with parents anyway, so this should be like pocket money for them. Unless they are unfortunate
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How many of them have homes in the metros lol? There's working guy's messes, they probably use those. Cost my sister like 3k/mo in Chennai.
Lawcel and chartered accountancy are two fields where initial years can be absolute heck if you don't get into a great place or have contacts. My father used to walk 6km to his office everyday back when he was doing his CA articleship, lived in one room with 9 other guys. Used to make more teaching school kids when he was doing his BCom lol.
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I'm so out of touch. I spend like 10k/mo on booze alone
granted it's usually between 2-3 people but still.
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google "cost of living". food and shelter are incredibly cheap in shithole countries, and even cheaper in shithole areas of shithole countries.
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