Hypermuscular Hindu Hridaysamrat 
I am 24 year old obese guy who's addicted to chicken tikka biryani. I've spent 7,534 in November on it. 
Costs 400 a plate apparently, the uneven figure makes me think he got delivery app discounts so maybe 20 plates a month?
His poor intestines.
This guy must be just a troll. He keeps making such posts every couple of days and never works or acknowledges any advice. Don't feed him further. Last week he didn't eat, didn't brush, pissed in his pants, just stare at the wall, had no sleep, had no energy for anything and still somehow spent 7500+ on biryani.
Makes weird conclusions like if I had 120+ IQ and luck I would make 1 lakh per month. Compares his life to other people around and panics. Says life is a genetic lottery, etc,. Complete weirdo who won't do anything but keep making such posts.
Just shower and you'll get better at pattern recognition inkwell.
BRO ARE YOU ME ? I LITERALLY POSTED THE SAME A COUPLE OF WEEKS AGO !! . My addiction has only gotten worse , I'm now eating biryani almost every single day.
Snoos of a feather...
This is one of the better addictions out there. Not a good one by any means, but could definitely be worse.
List of addictions that are better than his
Imagine how long they'll have to keep the electric crematorium running to deal with his layers of blubber
As an alcoholic and druggie wait till you eat biryani high. If you're addicted now , oh boy do I have news for you from the other side. It's funny how you have created binaries for one addiction being okay and the others not. Come to the dark side friendo . Biryani on marijuana can only get better is someone was blowing you while you were eating that biryani
Experience that this redditor has totally had btw 
take it easy .... it'll pass - 30 yr old obese guy who's addicted to chole + Amritsari kulche
Motherlover how can you be addicted to that? I ate two morning of the last day of my Amritsar trip cause I got greedy and I didn't feel hungry till afternoon the next day. There's so much butter and oil in those things I'm pretty sure eating a whole 10 inch pizza would be less calorie intensive.
Thats more than my monthly salary!!!
Wtf that's less than minimum wage in any metro are daily labourers from bhagalpur using plebbit now?
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Sasanka, what is the proper thing to do with chutney at an Indian restaurant? Do you mix it in with everything? Put it on naan?
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I think if you have anything fried its probably to dip that in, usually. You usually don't put anything on a naan(except a butter cube if you're really pigging out
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What sort of chutney? Pudina or spicy/sweet?
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rate my spread from my bday dinner king
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Pretty standard lol. Do you guys use spoons to eat the naan too btw?
Also, ENHANCE
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i'm hungry
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It was delicious
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All of it. There are sweet chutneys, spicy chutneys, diced pickled vegetables that are called chutney. I have no idea what I'm doing. I usually just load up on whatever and save some room for gulab jamun.
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Ah buffet. Just ignore them they add nothing of particular value.
Other than dry fried stuff all our food has requisite spices cooked in. Other than raita for biriyani 
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Thanks king.
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You can do whatever you want, even just eating the chutney without anything is also fine
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Put it on your papadums. Also lime pickle.
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