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:marseychonker2: I am 24 year old obese guy who's addicted to chicken tikka biryani. I've spent 7,534 in November on it. :marseyobese:

https://old.reddit.com/r/india/comments/zfsl7j/i_am_24_year_old_obese_guy_whos_addicted_to

								

								

Costs 400 a plate apparently, the uneven figure makes me think he got delivery app discounts so maybe 20 plates a month?

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His poor intestines.

This guy must be just a troll. He keeps making such posts every couple of days and never works or acknowledges any advice. Don't feed him further. Last week he didn't eat, didn't brush, pissed in his pants, just stare at the wall, had no sleep, had no energy for anything and still somehow spent 7500+ on biryani.

Makes weird conclusions like if I had 120+ IQ and luck I would make 1 lakh per month. Compares his life to other people around and panics. Says life is a genetic lottery, etc,. Complete weirdo who won't do anything but keep making such posts.

Just shower and you'll get better at pattern recognition inkwell.

BRO ARE YOU ME ? I LITERALLY POSTED THE SAME A COUPLE OF WEEKS AGO !! . My addiction has only gotten worse , I'm now eating biryani almost every single day.

Snoos of a feather...

This is one of the better addictions out there. Not a good one by any means, but could definitely be worse.

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List of addictions that are better than his

:marseydrunk: :marseycocaine: :marsey420: :marseystims: :marseyjunkie: :marseygamer: :marseycoomer:

Imagine how long they'll have to keep the electric crematorium running to deal with his layers of blubber :marseydisagree:

As an alcoholic and druggie wait till you eat biryani high. If you're addicted now , oh boy do I have news for you from the other side. It's funny how you have created binaries for one addiction being okay and the others not. Come to the dark side friendo . Biryani on marijuana can only get better is someone was blowing you while you were eating that biryani

Experience that this redditor has totally had btw :derpthumbsup:

take it easy .... it'll pass - 30 yr old obese guy who's addicted to chole + Amritsari kulche

Motherlover how can you be addicted to that? I ate two morning of the last day of my Amritsar trip cause I got greedy and I didn't feel hungry till afternoon the next day. There's so much butter and oil in those things I'm pretty sure eating a whole 10 inch pizza would be less calorie intensive.

Thats more than my monthly salary!!!

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Wtf that's less than minimum wage in any metro are daily labourers from bhagalpur using plebbit now?

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Hmm 280x30 is 8400. :#marseysweating:

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Hm 270 for mutton biriyani is pretty good. Meat portion is decent? Also do you eat biriyani daily? :marseysquint:

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Yeah its fine, if you get unlucky you get a lot of bones but rare and tastes so much better than chicken biryani.

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Doesn't clarify if he eats biriyani daily

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I wish I could eat biryani daily ngl. I'm a skinny vegetarian cute twink.

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Do better sweaty all the marwaris in my class started eating non veg after they got into HS.

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I tried, but realized I'm too soy for that and it doesnt feel right :marseysad:

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