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:indiandoomergirl: calls local rap enthusiasts low class, they chimp out

Dude posts her pfp requesting opinions from such girls shouldn't appear on his timeline

so creepy of you to save random women’s pictures ew.

:marseykween:

Girls have L taste in music

Scrote seething :marseylaugh:

We do have pretty good rappers like divine and rappers from hustle but due to the system that Bollywood has created they get far less opportunities. 🤷🏽‍♂️

Wtf I love bollywhores now :marseyshook:

Hindi particularly. The language is not fit for rap. Punjabi rap is good.

Average coonjabi

she probably listens to anuv jain its okay 😂😂😂

The idea of a potbellied accountant looking :marseyzoomer: with Jain for a surname rapping about the rough streets of Bombay is too nice so I'm not going to find out what this strag really looks like.

:marseywholesome:

Bruh even mumbai rappers have some good songs, its art, its subjective

It's...its subjective not shit

:soycry:

You must be that "aree India mai kuch nahi hai kaash mai kisi European country mai paida Hui hoti" girl

You hate music that's a carbon copy of westoid pop culture that must mean you want to be a westoid

:marseysmoothbrain:

The term chhapri (छपरी) originates from Maharashtra referring to the chaparbhand community who are divided in Hindu and Muslim sub sects. These people were traditionally masons, roof repairers. Calling someone chapri is very casteist.

YES

:chadsikh:

And I will do it again frick off bheem kumar.

The Indian rap scene is the most real-est scene there is out there. 18 yo kids producing banger tunes in their bedrooms, writing and singing about everyday small struggles and a lot of collabs and real friendships. As @VivianDivine

says, #AsliHai

:marseyseethe:

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Its over Sexy Indian dudebros

!bharatiya discuss

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They're still talking about masks on flights

Literally no one is wearing one, the air hostess only put one on like 30 sec back but the pilot reminded us to wear one throughout. I could understand if it was prerecorded bs but they are still making humies make mask announcements. :marseysigh: Also the hostess was sort of a qt and the mask masks that :marseymad:

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I found a cult island :marseysoypoint:

IDK how I never heard of this guy before seems very dramatic. Flag would be a b-word to draw though :marseythinkorino:. Supposedly owns a private island off Ecuador but they claim they were taking people there from Australia so might be Polynesia too idk the info is very confused.

He made a gov. site to cope with not having a .gov site

:marseyemojirofl:

https://gov.shrikailasa.org/briefings-statements/united-nations-reports/kailasas-report-on-challenges-to-freedom-of-opinion-and-expression-in-times-of-conflicts-and-disturbances/

The United Nations has published the eighth report in the series of reports accepting, recognizing, and bringing out the persecution on the Supreme Pontiff of Hinduism (SPH) Jagat Guru Mahasannidhanam (JGM) His Divine Holiness (HDH) Bhagavan Sri Nithyananda Paramashivam and KAILASA – the revival of the ancient, enlightened Hindu civilizational nation.

The SPH is the founder of the KAILASA nation – the First Nation for Hindus and the revival of the ancient enlightened civilizations of the 56 erstwhile Hindu nations which were home to over 10,000 sects and destroyed by invasions over the time from 3200 BCE. He has been recognized as the Sovereign of the Sovereign State of SHRIKAILASA by heads of states and spiritual leaders worldwide.

:marseyexcited: :!marseyschizo:

The SPH Nithyananda Paramashivam is the leader of 2 billion Hindus and the reigning spiritual emperor of 19 ancient traditional indigenous Hindu kingdoms. The persecution has been ongoing for over a decade including over 70 assassination attempts, over 250 sexual assaults on the SPH and AIAT members, lawfare of 120 false cases, massive hate propaganda in electronic media of over 17,000 hours, and print media of over 25,000 articles, destruction of heritage properties worth over 27 million USD, and the Hindu Holocaust – continuing ethnocide and genocide of over 80 million Hindus worldwide since 7 centuries that faces the double-pain of an outright denial by the mainstream narratives prevalent worldwide.

2 billion :marseywut2:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nithyananda

Nithyananda has made several pseudoscientific claims, including that he delayed the sunrise for 40 minutes, that he could make cattle speak in Tamil and Sanskrit, and that he could disprove the correctness of the mass-energy equivalence formula E = mc2

Enna Tamil oldest bovine language :blacksoyjak:

In 2010, Sun TV telecast video recordings that claimed to show Nithyananda and an actress Ranjitha (who was one of his followers) in a bedroom. The story became viral among news media in Tamil Nadu.[46] Nithyananda and Ranjitha claimed the video to be fabricated and accused Sun TV of extortion.[47] A forensic sciences laboratory in Bengaluru confirmed that the video appeared to be that of Nithyananda and Ranjitha.[48] Sun TV and other media channels since then were subject to various lawsuits.[49][48][50][51] Ranjitha filed a complaint with High Court of Karnataka against news channels.[52][53] Channels were ordered to apologize to Ranjitha for violating the complainant’s privacy and dignity

:marseygigachad:

On 20 November 2019, the Gujarat Police issued a statement that Nithyananda fled India after choosing not to appear at several court hearings.[73] Some senior police officials did not discount the possibility of him still being in India.[74] He subsequently approached the United Nations complaining about persecution and sought recognition for his new country Kailaasa.[75] Nithyananda also claimed attempts at mob lynching and assassination as reasons he was forced to withdraw himself from Indian society.

:#marseycop: :#marseypajeet:

I found him from one of his followers sperging out on twatter. Yes it's a foid :marseywink:

https://x.com/parantapah/status/1630935774576115713

They mock @SriNithyananda because that's all they can do. The fact remains that he built a Hindu nation, with legal validity & recognition from UN. Whether you like or dislike his teachings, it's obvious that the RW cannot respect genuine Hindu gurus or their achievements.

If you are genuinely curious about Kailasa or Him, you'll take time to listen to His teachings of the last 20 yrs & news directly from Him--atleast something beyond idiotically edited social media clips. If you don't, you're just as stupid as those who float these videos.

:marseybigbrain:

When RW worships Modi ji as a God, it's all ok. But if devotees of @SriNithyananda worship him, it's suddenly not ok. RW doesn't know a single thing about Guru Parampara--Guru is placed higher than Gods as per Shaastras. This mockery only exposes ppl for who they are.

But he isn't my guru b-word

:marseysipping:

I've mentioned "RW" because I'm seeing most of the mockery & insult from RW. They're far more zealous to show how liberal they are (in trashing Hindu Gurus) than the LW. As always, RW just copies LW with a different colour combination.

:marseyshesright:

Kailasa is sovereign land--where you are under Hindu law/admin, NOT any other country's law--in many countries. People cry 24x7 about how Hindus are getting butchered. He got land where nobody can persecute you! And yet they mock him.

As always, I'll not respond to nincompoops. Basic info:There is no case in which Swamiji's been proven guilty. They're subjudice. Case against him in the US was proved FALSE & complainant fined 1mn$. Gurus have been under attack for decades. Hindus are too stupid to see it.

:marseyschizowall:

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Good Morning

Good morning !bharatiya

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We wuz (((kangs))) :!marseyjewoftheorient:

This is some unbridled schizophrenia I didn't even know existed.

Does every third-worlder think this? Please discuss the needful.

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Bureaucrat foid drama continues

On Sunday, IPS Roopa shared “information in the public domain” against the IAS officer, posting three newspaper articles on Facebook along with several links, alleging that the Sindhuri had made changes in the number of Covid deaths.

Taking to social media, IPS officer D Roopa said, “Sharing the article in the public domain...Hon'ble MP says DC MYSURU Rohini Sindhuri fudged figures of Covid death.” The spat between the two continued after a “personal photos” row erupted between the two.

The Indian Police Service (IPS) officer pointed out the allegations leveled against Sindhuri by Mysuru-Kodagu MP Pratap Simha, who slammed the district administration for making changes in the Covid death numbers and misleading the public.

:marseypearlclutch:

Further, IPS D Roopa also shared the link to an article published in December 2022 which talked about a case of missing items from the Administrative Training Institute (ATI) Guest House on Lalitha Mahal Road after the stay of IAS officer Rohini Sindhuri.

:marseyxd:

The IPS officer wrote on social media, “It is reported that Rohini Sindhuri took government goods from Mysore ATI, they are not even in DC house, where did they go? Is action taken on this? Whether government goods are [worth] 50 rupees or 50 crores, is it wrong or wrong.”

I hope it was something worth 50 rupees just for the extra dimension of cattiness that would imply

:slapfight:

@Stoicpeace

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Did anyone know there were elections in junglechinkland?

I had some news articles in my feed and :chudsey: are winning again so I thought I'd harvest some seethe but the thread on /r/india has 2 comments, same for /r/indiaspeaks both threads are 10+ hours old.

Are redditcels getting tired of politics? :marseyshook: !bharatiya bros discuss

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Can I get some info on Saffron?

I live in America.

This Christmas, Mom was all excited and gave me some saffron to cook with.

The other day she asks me to make something with it.

I look up how. I Put x amount of strands per serving. I put my rice cooker on warm and let it sit for an hour and a half.

The water turns yellow orange. I flip the switch and make the rice.

The flavor was... incredibly mild. Did my mom buy shit saffron, or did I frick up, or is saffron overrated?

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Ludo chads....we won

Deputy commissioner of police, Whitefield, S Girish said Singh came in contact with 19-year-old Iqra Jeevani from Pakistan’s Hyderabad through an online game. “The man used to work as a security guard at a private firm and used to play Ludo online. Last year, he came in contact with a minor girl and asked his Pakistani girlfriend to come to Bengaluru so they could get married. They came to India rough Nepal in September 2022,” the DCP said.

Explaining the investigation that led to the arrest, Girish said that after coming to Bengaluru in September, Jeevani was living in the labourer quarters at Bellandur police station limits. “Since she was missing her family, she used to make calls to Hyderabad in Pakistan several times. These calls were intercepted by the intelligence agencies and based on the inputs we made the arrest,” said Girish.

:marseyglow:

This is not the first case in Bengaluru, where an Indian in love with a Pakistani brought her to India illegally. On May 25, 2017, an Indian and three Pakistani nationals were arrested in Bengaluru for allegedly staying in India under fake identities. They were living in South Bengaluru’s Kumaraswamy Layout for the past nine months. Besides their Pakistani passports, the trio was found to be in possession of Indian voter identity and Aadhar cards.

During interrogation, Shihab and Sameera told police that they met each other in 2012 when they were working in Oman. Sameera’s mother had passed away, while her father, who had remarried, was not in touch with her.

Sameera found solace in Shahib and they got married three years later. Sameera was pregnant with her first child when her estranged father came to Oman upon learning about his daughter’s marriage to an Indian. She was taken back to Karachi and was kept under house arrest. During this period, Sameera had a miscarriage, she told the Bengaluru Police.

With the help of Sameera’s cousin Kirhon and her fiancée Khasif, Shihab made plans to take her out of Karachi. Realising that her father would find them in Oman again, Shihab decided to take Sameera to India. Kirhon and Khasif, who faced opposition from their families to their marriage, tagged along.

The couple flew from Muscat to Kathmandu in September 2016. They subsequently crossed the Indian border in Bihat by road, and travelled to Patna, before arriving in Bengaluru. They were arrested by police after a police man who grew suspicious of Sameera’s Urdu accent questioned them.

In 2022, Sameera and her four-year-old daughter were deported after they spent 5 years in jail.

Thot status-patrolled

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:#!marseymayo::!#marseydisagree:

:#marseytunaktunak::!#marseyagreefast:

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The woman claimed that she approached the occultist in order to seek a cure for her sick son in January this year. The occultist gave her a mantra and asked her to follow a ritual process, the woman said. However, her son died 15 days later of an unspecified illness.

According to reports, after her son died unexpectedly, the woman returned to the temple, where the occultist resides and asked him to provide an explanation for her son's untimely death.

While confronting the occultist, the woman accused him of attempting to r*pe her in a dream and claimed she was 'saved by her deceased son'.

:marseyschizo:

Later, the woman approached the police saying that the occultist had been appearing in her dreams and repeatedly raping her since then. After receiving a written complaint from the alleged victim, the police were forced to summon the occultist, who was later released due to lack of evidence.

“The woman seemed prima facie to be mentally unsound. Police officials contacted her relatives and requested that she be admitted to a mental institution for treatment,” said Lalit Narayan, Deputy Superintendent of Police in Aurangabad.

#Believeallwomen chud :!marseydisagree: Can't believe they let a male feminist go free.

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A week ago I was in Calcutta, where I saw mile upon square mile of squatter camps in which hundreds of thousands live generation after generation in leaky huts of plastic, cardboard and scrap metal, in poverty so absolute it is impossible to see any hope of escape. I do not mean to equate the misery of those hopeless people with a movie; that would be indecent. But I was deeply shaken by what I saw, and realized how precious and precarious is a happy life. And in such a mood I watched "Apocalypse Now" and came to the scene where Col. Kurtz (Marlon Brando) tells Capt. Willard (Martin Sheen) about "the horror."

and

In a way I cannot quite explain, my thoughts since Calcutta prepared me to understand the horror that Kurtz found. If we are lucky, we spend our lives in a fool's paradise, never knowing how close we skirt the abyss. What drives Kurtz mad is his discovery of this.

Average day in Lundia shocks a whitey to his core:marseylaugh::marseylaugh:.

I was conflicted on whether to post this on /h/Bharat or /h/Kino but I guess either works. Jokes aside, I quite like Ebert and little real life tidbits like this are one of the things that makes his reviews worth the read.

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Jfl and these pakis have the temerity to claim we are obsessed with them :marseydicklet: One of their highest comment threads today is about a song topping spotify in India. :marseyemojirofl: Total cultural victory :marseypeace:

Great... Some of them will be reproducing to this song! Thanks Kaifi

And some of those babies might end up joining the army and blowing up Pakis :wholesomeseal:

Indians will steal it. Use it in an anti Pakistan propaganda film Claim the song was indian all along Make different variants of the song and spread it on the world as indian song. Ignore any copyright claim from original seller Block the original song in rndia because it was made in Pakistan.

YES

:#gigachad:

It is genuinely bonkers how much they steal while still hating our guts.

Artistic inferiority complex.

:marseyxd:

:#marseyrentfree:

I hate the remixes they make of our Qawalis with clubbing music. I am not against remixes/edits in principle but Qawalis are sufiyana/spirituu kalam. They don't even understand the spiritual significance of it. I wouldn't make a hip hop remix of Hindu Bhajan of Christian hymn. That's disrespectful

We will dance under the effect of psychoactive substances to your religious songs and you VILL like it

:marseybuffbipoc:

T series making infinite money off of PK song remixes whilst half of Pakistan's music library can't even be found in original quality or published on youtube, let alone aired in India

Seems like the Paki's fault desu

:marseysipping:

Also I wonder which country is generating most of that youtube revenue, the one where people can't afford to upload to youtube?

:marseysmug6:

And then we say indians are obsessed with us. Why does it matter what our friendly neighbors listen to?

:marseyflagpakistanpat:

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YWN be a zamindar

:#marseysadge:

That idyll, hedonism and opulence. :marseysadcat: Where did it go? :derpwhy:

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So my friends I bring you a tale of my daily life in the diaspora. I live in small city in America with some people from the larger diaspora but because I'm a bad Sikhi who cuts his hair and doesn't always wear the turban I look like any other Indiabro.

I'm in the corner shop minding my own business until I get to the counter with some snacks and some Ayran (I fricking love Ayran, don't judge!).

Dude at the counter greets me in Nepali... I immediately reply in Panjabi. He doesn't get it so I switch to my horrible Hindi to explain I don't understand him. Finally he switches to English and says he thinks I'm not Panjabi. I inform him I in fact am and that I do not offer laddu to elephant man. By this point a Gujarati grandma and two older Hindi man are laughing at this exchange and I'm just sitting there trying to buy my shit so I tell the man "How much is it?"

It's like $8, I pass it to him and he asks me to, of all things, sing some Bhangra Pop. I quickly and poorly recite some Bolo Ta Ra Ra to hoards of laughter.

I uh don't understand why people think I look like anything but Panjabi.

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Khalistani ghar wapsid :marseywholesome:

@DodonRay well done on understanding the inevitability of the Hindustan Muttification Project :marseyclapping:

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!bharatiya ping group made :marseysoypoint: JOIN :marseypajeet: :marseypajeet: :marseypajeet:

I pledge 2500 need 7500 more. cc @cyberdick @himachalite @ABC

Edit:Thanks @alakavat and @Stoicpeace the ping group has been made, apply

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Its another goras seethe at us episode :marseyexcited:

					
					

Modi fanboys trying to avoid talking about phrenology (impossible mode)

:marseyconfused:

Frick Modi worshippers. They don’t care about anything but oppression, caste laws being law of the land, and lies. They are the South Asia GQP. Come at me Modi Simps. Edit: SEA doesn’t want to be associated with India. I can’t blame them. Modified their location for Asia.

:soyjaktalking:

We need to treat India and Turkey how they deserve and that’s as half enemies

:platyboxer:

To crown Modi as the new king, maharaja and all powerful ruler of India

:marseyretard3:

A lot of the "talks" that happen at the G20 also happen when it's not in session as well. All the Indian government will achieve in doing is not being at the big boy table when leaders meet for "lunches" and quietly discuss the biggest issue on the table.

You you won't be at the big boy table

:soyjakhipster: :chadsikh:

The West has to get real about countries like India and South Africa. They are not are friends, and should be treated as such.

Lmfao the whole gang is here minus Brazil cause they elected a leftoid :marseycringe2:

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How to seduce my brother?

Send a vid of you seducing him, I'll be the judge.

Sorry, don't want to doxx myself.

Tere chucho me kya imei mark hai? Jo post karne se doxx ho jayegi, larp to dhang se kar madarcho

:marseylaughwith:

I don't want anyone but my brother see my naked body. Also I suspect my brother and few of my classmates to be channers too so if he or them sees anything that can be traced back to me, it'll be all over for me. Even my bedsheets can give it away.

:marseycoomer:

Toh bhenchod paida hote hote hue doctor ko kya dikhaya? lund? Or jo wo tera baap tere saath, aath sal ki umar me nanga nahate hue land hilata tha, kya dekh ke hilata tha? Teri dakhi hui gand? Bat karta he bhenchod

:marseyxd:

Northoids are all right sometimes

post a vocaroo lol and yeah that was a serious answer, I mean if he woke up to you sucking him or grinding his peepee do you think he can just up and leave?

https://vocaroo.com/cRZyTxo47gM

Arreh yeeh kon si prajaati ka mouse chu chu kar raha hai

:marseymouse:

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Paki cusses at his massa, about to be Pak broken
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অখন্ড বাঙলা জিন্দাবাদ!!

পিন দিস শিট, নিগ্গা @Sasanka_of_Gauda

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