Modiji waited 16 hours so that Meloni ji will reach Italy by then and when she checks her phone, this will be her first notification at home. Waah Modiji waah

— Squint Neon (@TheSquind) December 2, 2023

Man I remember when it was Trump, Bolosnaro and Boris Johnson on these compilations of heads of state. Only Modi remains from the original batch.

No. https://t.co/jsb2HOGjPX

— Anuradha Tiwari (@talk2anuradha) February 17, 2024

They hate us cuz they anus

Sink them in me bb

🇵🇰 Pakistan: Reshma, a 9-year-old Hindu girl in Sindh, was forcibly abducted, taken to a Sufi Dargah, converted, and married to 45-year-old Wazir Hussain. According to Pakistan's court and laws, this marriage is validated, stating she is 19 years old and accepted Islam willingly.… pic.twitter.com/WkDxHdJiDm

— Shunya (@Shunyaa00) April 23, 2024

The reporter asks her if she married willingly I think. She doesn't reply, then she gets dragged away.

Not giving all minorities in Pakistan especially refuge here is one of the most evil things this state has done. I understand security issues, economic issues, everything but even so.

The crying has started in full measure after the terrorist riots in Haldwani, Uttarakhand.

Just hold on btw, the number of deceased will rise to at least 20. pic.twitter.com/aF0x7Zf2AS

— Sensei Kraken Zero (@YearOfTheKraken) February 9, 2024

The ongoing India-China standoff that started in 2020 saw the two countries almost at the brink of war with artillery guns ready to fire at Chinese tanks which were trying to storm Indian positions, a fate averted by a hotline between the two sides, reveals former Army chief Gen M.M. Naravane (Retd) in his upcoming book.

“Jo ucchit samjho woh karo” (do whatever you deem appropriate), he recalls Singh telling him on the night of 31 August, 2020, after Chinese PLA moved tanks and troops to Rechin La mountain pass along the Line of Actual Control (LAC) in eastern Ladakh. The excerpts, carried by news agency PTI, quote Gen Naravane saying that a hundred different thoughts “flashed through” his mind after Singh told him so.

As reported by ThePrint first on 31 August 2020, specialised elements of the Indian Army had dominated at least four locations near the southern bank of the Pangong Tso in eastern Ladakh in what was seen as a race for the passes. Writing about the operation, Gen Naravane mentions a flurry of phone calls between the defence minister, EAM, NSA and the chief of defence staff that night, to discuss the sensitive situation.

“‘We cannot be the first ones to fire', I told him (Joshi), as it would provide the Chinese with an excuse, a casus belli, to escalate and paint us as the aggressors…Even at Mukhpari (on the Kailash Range) the previous day, it had been the PLA who had fired first (being only two rounds by the PLA and three rounds by us, it had escaped the attention of the media).”

“Instead, I told him to move a troop of our tanks right to the forward slopes of the pass and depress their guns so that the PLA would be staring down the barrels of our guns,” Gen Naravane writes, adding, “This was done forthwith and the PLA tanks, which had by then reached within a few hundred metres of the top, stopped in their tracks.”

“Their light tanks would have been no match for our medium tanks. It was a game of bluff and the PLA blinked first.”

The petite Chink fears the Big Russian Tank

“At 2015 hours on the evening of 31 August, Jo (Joshi) rang me up, quite worried. He reported that four tanks supported by infantry had slowly started moving up the track towards Rechin La…They had fired an illuminating round but this had no effect. I had clear orders not to open fire, ‘till cleared from the very top'. A flurry of calls followed, between the RM, EAM, NSA, CDS and myself over the next half-hour,” he writes.

“To each and every one my question was, ‘What are my orders?' At 2110 hours, Northern Command again rang up, the tanks had continued moving ahead and were now less than a kilometre from the top…I rang up the RM again at 2125 hours, with the latest and once more asked for clear directions. The situation was tense. Telephone lines were buzzing.”

Gen Naravane notes that there had been an exchange of hotline messages with the PLA Commander, Maj Gen Liu Lin, suggesting that both sides refrain from any moves and that the two local commanders should meet at the pass at 0930 hours the next morning.

He says he called up Defence Minister Singh and NSA Ajit Doval at 2200 hours to share this news. “I had hardly put the phone down when Jo (Northern Army Commander Joshi) rang up once again at 2210 hours. He said that the tanks had started moving up again and were now only about 500 metres away.”

Gen Naravane writes how Joshi recommended that the only way to stop the PLA was by opening up with our own medium artillery, which he said was ready and waiting.

Guilty as charged

"Hypermuscular Hindu Beasts"

What the actual f*** did I just read pic.twitter.com/Y7TP7g6LCv

— Hugh (@HMBrough_) April 19, 2024

I wish someone called me a hypermuscular hindu beast

⚠️ Video Disclaimer ‼️ #Bengaluru : A woman wanted to commit suicide, so she threw her son from the 5th floor, and then she changed her mind. But the child didn't survive.

The child was unaware of its mother’s plan and was holding her with all love and trust . Now ,… pic.twitter.com/4EomSPvLWj

— Amitabh Chaudhary (@MithilaWaala) November 25, 2023

My class girls have dating issues, cheating and unwanted pregnancies while I'm busy thinking how to save india, indulging geopolitics and worrying about external affairs of india

— Riddhi (@Riddh_i) May 15, 2024

Valley-based Meitei militant organisation from Manipur – the UNLF – signed a peace agreement with the government on Wednesday (November 29).#Manipur #ManipurViolence #manipurnews #ManipurUnrest #ManipurCrisis #UNLF #Meitei https://t.co/gu1kN3gC7w

— NorthEast Now (@NENowNews) November 29, 2023

Now they're both calling each other narcos

Wait they were narcos? Then how were they so smugly calling the other guys narcos so long?

>Our

>Our

And to top it off some chinki goading other chinkis about how neither will ever be into independence

I like how it takes me to like 5km from the destination but then sends me 30km or something down south and makes me walk back the rest of the way.

Google wants to make me exercise

The job sounded too good to be true: money - and lots of it - in return for getting a woman pregnant. It was, of course, too good to be true. So far, the 33-year-old, who earns 15,000 rupees ($180; £142) per month working for a wedding party decoration company, has already lost 16,000 rupees to fraudsters - and they are asking for more.

Deputy superintendent of police Kalyan Anand, who heads the cyber cell in Bihar's Nawada district, told the BBC there were hundreds of victims of an elaborate con where gullible men were lured to part with their cash on the promise of a huge pay day, and a night in a hotel with a childless woman.

So far, his team have arrested eight men, seized nine mobile phones and a printer, and are still searching for 18 others.

The caller - Mangesh calls him Sandeep sir - told him that he would be working for a company in Mumbai and that once he had signed up, he would be sent details of the woman he would have to impregnate.

They offered him half a million rupees - almost three years wages - just to have s*x with the woman and promised further reward of 800,000 rupees if she conceived.

"I'm a poor man, I desperately need money so I believed them," the father of two young boys told me.

I wonder why he's poor

Over the next couple of weeks, Mangesh was asked to fork out more than 16,000 rupees - 2,550 rupees to obtain some court documents, 4,500 as safety deposit and 7,998 rupees as Goods and Services Tax (GST) on the money he was going to get.

He's shared all the receipts and the fake court papers with me - the official-looking document has his name and carries his photograph along with that of a man in police uniform. In big capital letters on top, it says "Baby Birth Agreement" and the fine print below reads "pregnancy verification form". The signature at the end of the document resembles one used by US talk show host Oprah Winfrey.

The scammers kept him interested by sending him photos of "seven-eight women", asking him to choose the one he would like to impregnate. "They said they would book a hotel room in the town where I lived and I would meet the woman there," he said.

When Mangesh kept asking for the promised money, they sent him a receipt saying they had credited his bank account with 512,400 rupees but the money was on hold and would be paid after he'd paid 12,600 as income tax.

By then, Mangesh says, he had lost an entire month's salary and told them that he couldn't pay any more and asked for a refund.

"But Sandeep sir refused and when I got angry, he told me that since my bank account showed a credit of 500,000 rupees, income-tax authorities would raid my home and arrest me.

"I'm a poor labourer, I'd lost a month's pay and I didn't want to get tangled in any criminal case. I was so afraid that I switched off my phone for 10 days. I switched it back on only a few days ago," he told me, adding that he initially also took me to be a part of the scammers' gang.

Mangesh says it didn't strike him that this could be a con because "Sandeep sir" had sent him copies of his identity cards, including one which identified him as an Indian army soldier. He also believed that the display photo on the caller's WhatsApp - showing an attractive foreign woman cradling a newborn in her arms - was genuine.

"You tell me how can you not believe that photo?" he asks.

@cyberdick I found your Bihari brother from another mother and father

However, the methodology of the scam in Nawada, he says, "is very novel".

"The scammers lured them with promise of free money and free s*x which is a deadly combination. In situations like these, prudence often takes a backseat."

BTW if anyone sends me 10k DC I'll give them 10k$ IRL and also my bussy

But with the advent of Covid-19 - when cellular and net banking became the norm - Mr Duggal says "the golden age of cyber crime began" and warns that "it will go on for decades".

The scammers, meanwhile, still haven't given up on Mangesh.

While on a call with me last week, he rang off saying "the madam" was calling. This, he later explained to me, was the woman he had been promised a meeting with.

On Sunday night, he told me he had been speaking to her almost daily.

She's now telling him that "Sandeep sir" is the real conman and he's pilfered most of the 500,000 rupees Mangesh had been promised, but that he can still get 90,000 rupees if he pays 3,000 rupees as GST.

"I really don't know what to do now. I've lost an entire month's pay and have not been able to send any money to my family in Bihar. My wife is very angry and no longer speaks to me."

Husband you spent all our money in dreams of impregnating a gori. Now we have no litti chokha

Brahmin.

And VERY casteist.

Now weep. pic.twitter.com/T7kFa91y6w

— Amit Schandillia (@Schandillia) March 14, 2024

I don't care what caste you are as long as you hate bhims

I wish I could use them IRL. They roll of the tongue so nice, I've wanted to use them in public so many times.

Dravidoids be getting oppressed for ten gorillion years(since Tamil was born) by bottoms and shizz

>My opponent's greatest argumentative trick is reminding me I'm his superior

A THREAD ON RACISM: My partner @Wayseller and I, who are Indian PhD students in Anthropology at@CUBoulder
have been facing systemic racism and suppression of our voices within the department. Please read, and retweet. It has been a horrific two weeks for us. (contd. in thread) pic.twitter.com/y8NWX6MMki

— Urmi (@Urmi_1990) September 16, 2023

Notice how they can only boycott OUR products and not ban any export; because what does kangladesh contribute for us? NOTHING 🥰 https://t.co/qPGzcKlq6X

— 💅🏻 (@nickiminachhh) February 10, 2024

I low key want them to turn hostile just so gobarmint takes it seriously

Bro, India is operating at another level.

From stealing ponds & cell phone towers to resuscitating someone by not maintaining roads. https://t.co/rmbAbUsD7g pic.twitter.com/Et0d8Vbhn8

— Yew's Finest (@FinestYew) January 13, 2024