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Nipples waiting to be annexed by Endia any day now
Other hits
God I hope they build those dams with chinki loans too then we refuse to buy the electricity like expected. They'll stab themselves to make us flinch.
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The white people make it so easy to spot them, even while they hide behind "how do you know I'm white".
— ઝરણા જોશી (@ZarnaJoshi10) July 28, 2023
If they weren't white they'd just say "I'm not white, I'm [insert any other race here]" like any other non-white person.
Instead, they vomit fragility. 🙄 pic.twitter.com/wbjUvfNzBY
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I get a consistent 100 Mbps with BSNL but the problem is whenever there is, say, a festival or some unexpected weather condition, there is a looong downtime of atleast 1 day. I get good internet with BSNL, I just hate the downtime.
Should I switch to JioFiber? It happens to be available in my locality and I don't know if JioFiber has the amount of downtime BSNL does every once in a while.
Help me out sexy Indian dudebros
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1970 :: PM Indira Gandhi With Grandson Rahul pic.twitter.com/NzNMXvbyom
— indianhistorypics (@IndiaHistorypic) June 19, 2023
Knowing the grown up version might be prejudicing me but I've seen a number of babies and none looked as visible r-slurred as this one.
- Slippery_Jim : Not india because nobody's riding a bike with a wardrobe on the back
- Sasanka_of_Gauda : Bus doesn't explode so it isn't Chinese either Must be Nepali then
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If you're post puberty human, and someone comes to visit our family at home, almost all of them point how short I'm at 5 feet. They'd give me tips (I'm done growing) like go on and hang on bars(thankfully not fan), eat this biscuit, eat that medicine and what not. None of them accepts that both my parents are short and I'm made of their genetics. Environmental factors can only do so much for you. It takes me a lot to accept and be comfortable with myself, but even the best of people visiting our home(the highly educated ones) are same. They make it seem like they're at home not for visiting but for checking me out for arranged marriage and are disappointed when they don't see a beautiful model like fairy. It's the opposite for my extra fair skinned friend who gets told by aunties to keep herself safe from 'dusro ki nazar'. The world can't just accept humans are different, and just make peace with things that can't be changed, at least here in India:) Edit: Apparently even our generation judges, but they keep it to themselves.
Edit2: it sucks when even your mom can't accept the way you look. Like u birthed me?? Genetic pool Kim Kardashian and troye sivan ka kaha se aa jaegA??+pretty people won't understand shit here so💁♀️it's not your expertise. You pls be out
Imagine not being the tall kid in your family.
It's really demented, backwards, and even creepy how Indian adults think about a girl's marriageability from such a young age, starting from when she is just a baby. I was only 6 when I'd overhear my relatives, mother included, discussing my complexion, and how it would be perceived in the marriage market, but I'm sure they had those discussions when I was even younger but wasn't old enough to understand it.
Randi foid doesn't understand a joke
Our media normalises it and bodyshaming makes up a major part of 'comedy' scenes.
Everybody in my family said this to me back in the 80s and 90s. Where the f do they get this idea? And it makes no fricking sense either. Do they not understand that bones aren't elastic like gum and dough??????
They just don't want to see manlets and pollute their eyes
Bro you should tell that uncle that he looks like a 5 month pregnant lady. Roast them back dude yelog kabhi nahi sudhringe
I am a 26 year old Male and I am 5ft 3in. My mom used to give me advice like this when I was in 11th and 12th. After a point, she realized that my height is something out of my control and stopped giving advice.
I’m a 4ft 10” female (26y). I’m healthy but slightly overweight (I’ve always been). All my life, random butt uncles and aunties have given me advices like “do skipping”, “hang from a fricking rod”, “ do yoga” and what not. I’ve been bullied for my height and weight since a young age.
Seethe continues for 5x this length
At one point my child was convinced they could be 6' tall if they wanted. I had to sit down and explain genetics and why they could never be that tall. Gave them realistic possible height they could reach. They were not happy with my answer like I was physically holding them back. They've grown to their predicted heights. ..
Mommy I'll be king of the manlets
No son your daddy is a turbo manlet and that is your fate
My relatives cannot accept the fact that I'm not "fat" and its my "body type". LIKE I CANNOT POSSIBLY CUT THIN MY PELVIC BONE WTF. To prove my words, we even went to doctors who said that I'm okay as I'm healthy. Then came the unsolicited advices about my hair (I had once waist length hair which is cut short around my shoulder now).
When did a bunch of fat sexy Indian dudeas set up camp in /r/india kek?
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This is said to be the video of Kuki militants crossing Indo-Myanmar border into Manipur. A Lt. Gen. rank officer of Indian Army was ridiculed because he spoke exactly the same thing.
— Elite Predators (@elitepredatorss) June 6, 2023
Looks like tension about to rise in Manipur. pic.twitter.com/1wK25jTPVx
These are the civilian government in exile's forces. Objectively speaking more anarchy in Burma is bad for us cause the border is porous, the military doesn't seem to be winning and the 'resistance' is every flavour of ethnic separatists who even if they win might not disarm and stick to their activities outside the country. Doesn't look like a militia either, they have vests and stuff. Army said recently they killed 50 and it seems they are crossing over in strength, from this video too.
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Uttarkashi is taking Angdai?
— Anamika Singh (@AnamikasinghIN) June 11, 2023
After all, how long will Hindus tolerate? Will he ever say something?
Perhaps the Hindus of Uttarkashi are saying that they will not allow Uttarakhand to become another Kashmir.
Hindu is never so fierce as it is seen in this video.
Perhaps… pic.twitter.com/9zU7WOffYs
!bharatiya day we clear devbhoomi is finally here
Seriously though with Manipur and this is a proper happening actually approaching
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@whills you get invaded too
Apparently Kathmandu mayor advocated for this Fricking pahari Biharis man.
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https://twitter.com/tavasam_/status/1665642653327949825
Very funny thread
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Its still terrible rum my insides still burn but its a good drunk.
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Ghazwa e Hind is a mudslime fantasy about conquering India BTW.
Endians are such fanatics for wanting to conquer us It'll just end in us conquering them like has been foretold in our religion though
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#Manipur: Alleged peaceful rally of #RiceBag migrants from #Myanmar with AK-47 in hands#China #Congress 🤝🤝 pic.twitter.com/ouunCbUy7O
— वेदिजा (@YagySeni_YuIIya) May 4, 2023
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Maybe Nepalis are right to hate us. The ABSOLUTE state of this mutt country, blockading our brothers for the sake of some white gussy.