Tories :marseynorf: just tried to be funny on Twitter, all heck has broken loose :soyjaktantrum: :soysnooseethe: :chudseethe:

https://x.com/Conservatives/status/1904819845817901346

Some social media manager :marseyfoidretard:, no doubt on less than £30k, has memed the recent :marseymutt: burger group chat faux pas.

They're not beating the leftoid allegations, it's :marseylongpost: long as frick, I haven't even read it as I post this. :marseyshrug: I assume it's unfunny


Twittercels :seethejak:

I know a thing or two about not being funny on social media; fine work.

Same :marseysigh: well I was funny enough to get gigabanned https://i.rdrama.net/images/1742998295tpo_KTvmPaBoFg.webp

Now do the covid WhatsApp messages.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1742998295XhbqBr-Ft07AKw.webp

>caring about COVID in 2025

Conservatives once again proving that they have the political ability of 5 year old's.

Don't make me tap The Graph https://i.rdrama.net/images/1742998295Fcl75cGOVc9-Kg.webp

Wow this is embarrassing… have you lot realised you're bottom of the parliamentary shit pile

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17429982956C6hl2HEoN6rLA.webp this was posted by the Deano you have to fight after defeating all the other Deanos

I'm not being funny guys, but this is one of the worst attempts at 'banter' I've ever seen.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1742998295aFj08mh5WkKeCA.webp put it away jesus christ :#marseypaperbag:


Redditcels :seethejak:

Is this borderline fake news? You wouldn't see shit like this a few years ago, and I feel like its not a great direction in our politics. I know it's meant to be a joke, but I dunno.. It's just ehh..

>omg is this joke hecking misinformation?? :soysnootypefast:

:marseysmughips: this is the 'right wing' bongsub by the way :marseybonggenocide:

Aside from being unfunny, it does seem they are intentionally walking a very close line to actively misleading people into thinking these things are real.

:marseyemojilaugh: The exact same messaging on the leftoid sub :marseyhorseshoe:

Did the very concept of personal responsibility die with Thatcher? :marseyhmm:

Borderline libel maybe?

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17429982950ul_wVPqJYMxpg.webp bong don't sue someone for libel for 5 seconds challenge [IMPOSSIBLE]

I was thinking about this and surely shes treading a fine line for a prosecution.

:marseybongcop: actually the opposition party getting Section 127'd or 2023 OSA'd for an online joke would be :taychefkiss:

May as well just post a photo of Reeves with a speech bubble saying "I AM BIG DUMB DUMB"

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1742998296hJhOP7S9mySS6w.webp yes leftoid political attack ads were famously subtle :marseyxd:

Utterly lame. I wish we could go back to a time when politicians and journ*lists didn't feel they had to be comedians as well.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1742998296UFnzBFtbxatlcg.webp You should've listened, anon.

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That is chronically unfunny, only bit mildly funny is the Angela Rayner is a stupid chav jab.

this is the 'right wing' bongsub by the way :marseybonggenocide:

Badunitedkingdom is heavily anti-Conservative due to Covid and the Boriswave. Not in a "Labour need a chance way" but a Homeland doesn't go far enough way. I don't know how they avoid being banned.

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idk I hang around the daily moby hunting for drama :marseytroublemaker: and they seem quite vaccinated, not sure I've even seen whisper of Homeland on there

I don't know how they avoid being banned.

Same way we do: Never ever ever ever ever mention :marseyflagpakistan:

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Never ever ever ever ever mention :marseyflagpakistan:

:marseyconfused: Half of their posts will be Pakistani or "bomalian" crimes often with calls for remigration.

they seem quite vaccinated, not sure I've even seen whisper of Homeland on there

It normally comes up whenever they argue about who to vote for or Farage does something they don't like. A lot of the turboposters there will alternate between calling them glowie cucks and saying they're the only surviving hope. It being a big tent safe space for the Reddit British right means you get a good range of posters from people who would 14 words post if they could to people who just want the borders secure and criminals deported. I'm surprised you've not done more posts from there considering how funny that can make it, the recent Trump struggle sessions were great.

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Half of their posts will be Pakistani or "bomalian" crimes often with calls for remigration.

In that case they will be gone soon inshallah :marseyinshallah: on second thought it's likely the reddit admins are far more sensitive to :marseytrain:bashing than pakibashing :marseyhmm:

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They hate :marseytrain: too but since total Mumsnet victory they've not had much reason to :marseytrain:post outside of laughing at them losing something. I wonder if they're small and old enough to just fly under the radar on the pakibashing on top of normally being able to control themselves enough to coach in euphemism. Driving the regulars into the wilderness would probably be a kindness though tbh its a depressing place to spend most of your online time in.

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Yeah :marseysmug2: I'd never spend my time in some depressing online cesspit https://i.rdrama.net/images/1743002526r3QnVN9CKgx1oA.webp

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I only wander in here from the front of rdrama.net! There also isn't a new "you are going to be poor and be r*ped to death by pakis in the coming civil war" post every 20 minutes here.

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if they could

Grim.

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