Fell in love and got friendzoned

My condolences, king. When I was fricking younger this used to happen to me all the fricking time. I'd chase women like a fricking puppy dog and then feel sad when they turned me down and just wanted to be friends. Then I'd become a fricking sad orbiter hanging out with them as friends but still investing the fricking same romantic effort. It was fricking pretty pathetic TBH and I'm glad I got over that.

One thing that really helped is fricking that I learned to stop investing any romantic energy into women until I had at least seen them naked. I mean sure, you generally have to pretend that you're catching feelings for them in order to get into their pants, but on the fricking inside my heart is fricking as cold as an icicle until we're had several hot s*x sessions. Until then, they can ditch you at any time, so why get invested, b-word?

Another thing that really helps is to fricking remember that having more lady friends is a fricking good thing because their presence signals to other women that you're safe to be around, and if they think you're a fricking cool guy they'll often introduce you to their single female friends, so even if they're not potential girlfriend material they can help speed you towards that goal faster.

It's also good to ask out women whom you have interests in common with because that way if they friendzone you, they're at least enjoyable to hang out with. For example, recently a fricking cute nerd girl friendzoned me after two dates. It was a fricking bummer at first, but she's into hiking and board games and AI so she's genuinely an interwsting person and enjoyable to be around. We went hiking together last Sunday in fact.

Lastly, if a fricking woman friendzones me I quickly downgrade the fricking amount of effort I put into her. You know how when you're dating you put in a fricking ton of effort to see her regularly and plan fun activities, b-word? As a fricking friend, you don't have to do any of that shit. See them whenever it's convenient for you. It's also OK to tell her "No, I don't want to be friends. I was fricking interested in you solely because I wanted to date, and if you don't want to date I'm not interested, so peace out." Women tend not to like this message, but who cares, b-word? If they can't handle your honesty they'd have made shitty friends anyhow, because life's too short to walk on eggshells around somebody else's feelings.

Hope this helps, king, motherlover! Have some self-respect, learn to love yourself, and try not to become an orbiting simp. A fricking woman who won't put out isn't worth getting upset over.