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they call it a war but it was more of a conflict

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It was intense though! Prince Andrew lost the ability to sweat after his time there

https://www.newsweek.com/prince-andrew-asked-provide-medical-evidence-that-shows-he-cannot-sweat-1664675

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the argentines tried to assassinate prince andrew during the war. i cant remember exactly why they failed, but they were going to torpedo the ship he was on while it was docked

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Maybe he diddled the wrong argentinian?

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They sent guys to Gibraltar to try to hit a ship there but I don't know of any Prince Albert Other Notorious Pervert connection.

Gibraltar is also where the SAS murdered 3 IRA terrorists in cold blood in front of thousands of people, which iirc led to the funeral massacre by the prot terrorist. And then the funeral for them, British "plainclothes soldiers" (this is actually the term they used :marseylaugh:) made a wrong turn and accidentally drove into it and security dragged them out of the cars and killed them.

This is about when Americans we can't let these tards manage their own countries and we've got to impose peace on the r-slurred children of the world.

Really makes you think :marseyhmm: about what Netanyahu is actually afraid of.

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British "plainclothes soldiers"

Doesn't that mean they were technically spies and thus legally executed? No war crimes here :marseyiratyping:

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Yes. It is an actual war crime going back forever. You're not a legal combatant if you're hiding in civilian clothes.

The British always wanted to treat it like this was just law enforcement and there wasn't a war going on. Despite there being places in the country that could only be resupplied by helicopter because a hostile army controlling the territory. A lot of people died because they would never own up to what they were involved in.

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"War crimes" are really more like guidelines than actual rules

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And then the funeral for them, British "plainclothes soldiers" (this is actually the term they used :marseylaugh:) made a wrong turn and accidentally drove into it and security dragged them out of the cars and killed them.

The funniest part was that the soldiers' IDs said they were from Herford (minor German town), but since the Irish can't read, they thought it said Hereford (SAS HQ) and brutally executed them

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>more of a conflict, really

https://media.giphy.com/media/1RaGAz2p13Wpo7kI2L/giphy.webp

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>they call it a war but it was more of a conflict

A 'special (:marseygigaretard:) military operation'.

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how do we not have a thatcher marsey

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we do though

:marseythatcher:

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:#marseyqueen:

:#gigachadqueen:

We have two, tho

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Dramatards are too busy recoloring pepes and submitting them as marseys

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:marsey#hillary:

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rip to a fricking real one

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fun fact: even though argentina attacked a NATO country, article 5 wasn't invoked because NATO only protects territories above the tropic of cancer as defined in article 6. this is why hawaii is technically not protected by NATO

:marseyneat: pretty neat imo

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this is why hawaii is technically not protected by NATO

japan getting ideas

https://media.giphy.com/media/VPevIZhmlNOms/giphy.webp

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Yes because the part of nato that everyone fears wouldn't by definition be drawn into a war on the US.

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they can claim to be returning it to the native hawaiians and get all the american leftoids to support them

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Leftoids are obsessed with Hawaiians race based claim to the island. They'd defend it to the last man from any other race owning it.

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Every native Hawaiian is a :marseymutt: by this point.

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Tell it to the blood and soil lefties.

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:#marseykaiser:

Blood and soil you say?

...Leftists you say? :marseykaisergeno#cide:

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They live in your head, tell them yourself.

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Keep yourself safe you r-slurred cute twink.

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Based

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Pretty much, I think there's probably a few thousand actual natives left.

The other "natives" are just mayoids with .5% Hawaiian ancestry, asians, or some kind of hapa. And I guess Portuguese who are considered different than other mayos for some reason?

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I call native Hawaiians "Sea Mexicans" and nobody has punched me in the face yet so I think that's pretty apt.

Every native I've met is mixed something.

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You're thinking of Filipinos

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I call Puerto Rican et al "Sea Mexicans", it feels more accurate

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It's funny how the natives of such a beautiful place can have such ugly souls. My brother-in-law said he experienced the worst racism of his life when he visited Hawaii, and he's visibly Indigenous Canadian.

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Oh no not the island nation of $11 gallons of milk and fat drug addict abbos on EBT

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he got touched in mr. robutt

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Yes, it's just protected by the US...

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"Japan did not have enough of a logistic tail to invade California, let alone Hawaii, let alone Midway."

This sounds like cope by the people in the US military during ww2.

Japan absolutely could have overrun California in 1941. They did not do so, only because it did not fit their strategic goals. If they did so, they would have been counter-attacked by an army lead by Patton.

So here's something that could have happened:

December 1941 or January 1942: Japan conquers the western US as far as Denver. At this point I should point out that I am not a weeb. In fact I do not like Japanese culture. I am an American conservative. I am just skeptical about the whole "Japan did not threaten the west coast" thing.

January 1941: Goerge Patton pushes back with infantry divisions. He pushes the Japanese back into the sea.

January 1942: America institutes its island-hopping campaign, as in real life. America overruns Hawaii and Midway. Japan has ignored northern Australia as in real life. By this time, America has developed nuclear weapons. Tokyo is vaporized by multiple nuclear bombs. Japan surrenders.

Februrary 1941: The American southwest is still recovering from its occupation from a hostile power. There are concentration camps set up by the japanese in places like Phoenix, San Francisco, Deadwood, etc.

March 1941: "B-29's have delivered thousands of nuclear weapons upon Moscow; rendering western uninhabited for millions of years."

2xst century: White people, speaking a form of English, establish a colony on Europa, a moon of Jupiter.

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All those words won't bring daddy back.

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I'm not sure this is historically accurate.

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That's a lot of words that I didn't read because my powers of clairvoyance tell me this post is r-slurred

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:#marseysmugautisttyping:

Nice pasta, go eat more glue

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Have never seen a more r-slurred take on Japanese capabilities during WW2. Well done :kiss:

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What HOI4 mod is this from?

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Imagine if we allowed them to ever have a standing military again.

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One time the Soviets tried to get Mongolia into the Warsaw Pact. The bloc countries in Eastern Europe said it was so transparently just trying to force them into a conflict with China on the other side of the world that even they wouldn't do it.

:!marseycomrade: :marseylaugh:

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Yeah it sure would be hilarious if a military alliance forced people into wars on the other side of the world they didn't care about

:marsey57:

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Can you cool it with the antisemitism

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I get where you're going with this. It doesn't hide that a century of doing whatever is the opposite of what the British say has led you to extreme poverty and not being taken seriously by the world.

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technically nato doesn't even matter as how many countries came to the US defense after 9/11? I will gice you a hint: Israel still exists.

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we invoked article 5 after 9/11 :marseyconfused:idk what you're on about

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No country defended the US, not even the US. Proof NATO means nothing.

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i thought you said you were leaving rdrama what happened

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https://media.giphy.com/media/LfisNItfC9Lbw7AV4b/giphy.webp

idk

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:marseycheerup:

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Wait you like Castle too? You should be my soap opera bestie. It's the only American romcom that even approaches what the Hong Sisters do.

:marseyjoseon:

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Castle was kino and I miss talking about it with my mom.

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It was kino up until Castle and Beckett got engaged. Season 4 and 5 were especially great imo

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Agree. You can't keep up the will they or won't they thing forever so eventually there has to be some progress in their relationship but that also kills the whole premise of the show.

This is why Korean romcoms (at least around 2005-2015) are best. They actually planned out an ending of the story where you get the wedding and all that payoff and wraps everything up at the right time.

Or there's a really great plot twist at the end that isn't a wedding but even more meaningful like My Name is Kim Samsoon or Arang and the Magistrate.

!biofoids This is who actually am. We should watch old k-dramas together. I'm unironically seething that I've been here for years having to deal with moid nonsense.

:#marseyropeyourselfmirror:

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A bunch of irrelevant yuropean countries sent their militaries into Afghanistan because article 5 even France

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what does affghanistan have to do with 9/11?

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Is this some kind of BOT?

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Nah, but Afghanistan has nothing to do with 9/11. Osama Bin Laden allegedly was behind 9/11, but is not from Afghanistan, the ruler of Afghanistan was Mullah Omar and the Taliban which had nothing to do with Al Queda.

The real group responsible for 9/11 was the Israelis. Just think about, do you know any Muslims capable of flying a couple planes into two towers? Only Jews are capable of being that precise, Muslims lack the intelligence or the ability to do that. Also, why do these terroist groups target every country, but Israel? Look up how Mussad funded ISIS and planted agents among them for more info.

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!jidf get him

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North American Traitor Organization

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Oh so only 95% of NATO's strength defends Hawaii. A huge loss.

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yeah this is why the US doesn't really care. Also while hawaii is technically not protected by NATO, invoking article 5 is a political decision, so if the US convinced enough people NATO would invoke it anyway

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Hawaii has fallen, billions must eat pineapple

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Must eat spam


:!marseybarrel: :marseybarreldrunk:

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:#nerd: :#siren:

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So what if Argentina (or any country below that line) had nukes and nuked a NATO country (that didn't have nukes themselves) what then?

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They would probably still invoke article 5. At the end of the day, invoking article 5 is a political decision, you just need the 32 member states to agree to invoke it, and if a NATO country got nuked i'd find it hard to believe that they wouldn't do it.

however if they did refuse to invoke it, they would absoultely cite article 6 as a reason

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What's art. 6?

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so article 5 states that an attack against one is an attack against all, and article 6 clarifies that this attack has to be

on the territory of any of the Parties in Europe or North America, on the Algerian Departments of France, on the territory of Turkey or on the Islands under the jurisdiction of any of the Parties in the North Atlantic area north of the Tropic of Cancer

tldr: article 6 states that article 5 can technically only be invoked when territories above the tropic of cancer are attacked ("territories" being defined as land under control of the state)

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Isla Malvinas is rightfully Argentinian clay. :marseysoldemayo:

Fight me britbongs :marseypunching:

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They should have listened to Thatcher and forcibly split up Germany

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/17120851996852868.webp !soyteens :marseygem: or :marseycoal: ?

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G-G-G-GEM ALERT!

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Argensimians therefore coal but TAD therefore gem

@BWC love sucking peepee (BWC only)

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Fight me britbongs :marseypunching:

Wasn't much of a fight last time, won't be this time either.

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Wasn't much of a fight last time

That's not what most of the guys in it said.

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Yeah most of the argies.

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Doubt that Is true for argentina education when colonies objectively Made the entire continent 1000x better and accelerated actual progress lol

Trans lives matter

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Wrong, chud. The only reason why South America is dysfunctional is due to CIA :marseyglow: meddling.

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