POST LUNCHES / Corpo lunchmaxxing BLOGPOST

I dont eat lunch anymore, OMAD chads rise up

Legume salads are a solid lunch choice and you can make them in bulk, e.g.:

Chickpea salad:

>3 cans chickpeas

>a bunch of spinach or some other leafy green

>a liberal amount of chopped mint and parsley

>feta or goat cheese

>olive oil

>a dash of lemon juice or white vinegar

>salt and pepper

Beet and lentil salad:

>3 medium beets, roasted and diced or sliced into rounds

>arugula or some other leafy green

>1-2 cups beluga or french lentils (the kind that don't break down easily)

>olive (blood-orange infused is good) or walnut oil

>goat cheese

>parsley or dill

>pepitas, pecans, or walnuts

>a bit of orange juice

>salt and pepper

Cannellini bean salad:

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My lunch is one monster energy ultra zero and one can of sardines

Lunch is for fat people.

I get to expense my lunch but normally just grab a coffee bc I’m busy.

Made a batch of pigs-in-a-blanket with natural casing weiners, pringles, fruit snacks.

One microwave to share amongst everyone and I eat in my truck so I try to avoid anything that requires heating

Wfh so I can eat whatever whenever, aside from when I’m slammed for meetings over four hours across midday. Days that I am free over lunch I’ll just eat out bc lazy, but days like today I just eat last night’s leftovers. Switched to a charcoal grill recently so now I have some fricking delicious grilled wings and grilled snapper for lunch. I’ll probably make rice and throw some veggies to eat the snapper with today.

My office has an actual kitchen with a chef and stuff that cooks us lunch daily so I never bother bringing anything.

My lunch:

one (1) apple

I've got this electric lunch box thing that I use to heat up my lunch and it's only 80w so I can use an inverter with my DeWalt batteries.

Sunday night I meal prepped maybe 2 pounds of homemade hummus for eating with flatbread, veggies and to put on sandwiches

Love me some hummus

I meal prep for a friend so I sent her home this week with a sourdough (2nd one I've ever baked, so happy I made a starter), some hummus, bruschetta, and pesto to go on the bread, chicken fattoush (pitas + dressing separate so they don't get soggy) and some dates and grapes for sides as lunch

I don't eat lunch since I do OMAD

today i’m going to have triscuits and salami and cherry tomatoes. still trying to find a good cheese substitute since i quit dairy. i found a really good vegan tzatziki at Target but it’s too sloppy for crackers. i also found an absolutely godawful feta substitute made of potato starch, which doesn’t work for me because it is fricking disgusting.

I don't eat lunch....

>eating lunch

ngmi

Dear communists, if your ideology is so great why can I strawman it?

So, I haven't bothered reading anything about communism outside of neo-conservatives saying it's bad. And my understanding is that: it is bad. I don't really feel like reading more on it and although I'm not 100% sure how it works, I have some pretty insightful questions I think destroys communism.

Why are you evil? My moral framework says you're bad even though my moral framework was designed to morally discount communism, I believe that this is completely objective and you're bad people.

Why do you have to write so much? I mean, come on. I can't be arsed reading that. Render it down until you can fit it on a post it note please.

Why can't you all agree on every aspect of communism? Marxists, Jucheist? What the heck is all this? Clearly it doesn't count as an ideology because you all disagree with each other.

Why can't you write an extensive apology for every death ever caused by communism? From my completely unbiased calculations, I came to the conclusion that communism kills 300 gorillion a year. You need to give me a full report on why this happened and how you'll avoid it please.

So, anyway, your ideology is destroyed! And no, I will not consider doing any research or looking at things from your perspective. I am simply here to gloat about my superiority.