The menu would be focused on the hits.
Breakfast 24/7 -- BK French Toast and McD pancakes + hashbrown. Don't know which one you feel like? That means you want both.
Arby's crinkle fries
Arby's curly fries
(these are the only fries)
Arby's Roast Beef sandwiches
Burger King Whoppers
McDonald's Nuggets
McDonald's Cones
Wendy's Frosties (chocolate only)
Taco Bell tacos
Taco Bell burrito supreme
Pizza Hut personal pans
If the franchising fees didn't kill you, you'd make a million dollars a day.
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You need to do it like the brits:
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Fully Monty Goyslop
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Just need some more mergers. There's already the combination Pizza Hut and Taco Bell store
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I've seen Taco Bell and KFC and I've seen A&W and KFC.
!goyslopenjoyers Does there exist a mythical PizzaHut/TacoBell/KFC/A&W?
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I saw that in a corporate theater chain.
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I want it so bad
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Imagine dipping crinkle fries into a chocolate frosty after you ate a pepperoni pizza
Or better, dipping french toast sticks into the frosty
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You should include a vomiting space so I can clear room
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You're so incredibly closed minded
You gotta
look worldwide. Fast food chains have regionalised menus. That's where 
the REAL good shit is hidden 
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nah man, this is slopmaxxing
this is gonna be like Mexican cartels taking shitty black tar heroin and adding Chinese fentanyl to get you the same high
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how do you have arby's crinkle and waffle fries on your list but not arby's curly fries
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Because I'm r-slurred and meant to write it as crinkle and curly, oops
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Arby's curly fries are undeniable
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Darn, I didn't know you were fat. I always thought you were pretty cool but I guess I'm a bad judge of character
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Bro I don't smoke my own shit, I want to deal. This is the fentanyl equivalent of street heroin.
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https://rdrama.net/h/food/post/264825/bacon-cajun-ranch-deluxe-mccrispy
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I tried it. It was slop. I made a funny.
But it did get me thinking -- why do the fast food places bother with trying to s*x up their menus? It's all the same shit.
How much could you haul in with my idea, assuming you could get discounted franchise fees for reduced menus? Would you be allowed to sell competing products at the same venue?
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https://frinkiac.com/img/S12E11/1103978.jpg
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This is what would get you. The same parent company would be fine (plenty of Taco Bell / KFC combo places around for example) but mixing franchises to this degree wouldn't fly.
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Especially if I'm snubbing the Big Mac in favor of the Whopper and reducing McDonald's to nuggets and dessert.
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No McMuffins neighbor? What is you doing?
I'd eat at mcdonald's at least 3x as often if I could get an egg mcmuffin any time of day. As it is, I make them for myself at home semifrequently and even have one of those little mini egg fry pans that makes it the proper shape.
Current hyperfixation:
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You gotta start with the core, master it. Then as people beg you figure out how to deliver.
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Yeah that's fair, I wasn't thinking about this as a barebones essentials project but you'd have to run it that way until you're actually making money
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Isn't that Goldbelly or whatever that was that Lowtax was spending a lot of his dwindling NEETbux on in his end days?
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Could you get away with opening a restaurant called "Goyslop"? I'm sure there's enough soyteens around in the average city to keep it open for a year at least.
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Nah, BK has better and cheaper cones these days.
Also it's missing something from Jack in the Box, like a melt or something.
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wow it's like a delivery app that you have to physically go to!
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Goyslop is apex goy already. Paying someone even more money to drive your slop to you is just mind boggling to me.
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(these are the only fries)
bad choice
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Burger King hashbrowns are way better than McDonald's.
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ok incel
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