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Subway just released a footlong Oreo cookie. pic.twitter.com/cPI17yULLH
— FearBuck (@FearedBuck) February 4, 2025
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I was sure this was AI bait and went to go debunk it. What a fool. What a darned fool I am. Second time this week I've had too much faith in humanity.
https://newsroom.subway.com/2025-01-30-SUBWAY-R-TEAMS-UP-WITH-MILKS-FAVORITE-COOKIE-R-TO-DEBUT-AN-ALL-NEW-OREO-R-FOOTLONG-COOKIE
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They already have a cookie footlong this one is just oreo version
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Well, that makes it more plausible then. I haven't eaten at Subway in like a decade. Last I saw, you could buy like 2 or 3 normal sized cookies as a side for like a $1. Lol
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Never tried but also a big butt 2$ churro
The foot cookies are 5 bucks
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Eat fresh, or die trying.
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RFK Jr. Is personally going to raid their HQ with SEAL team 6 to stop this monstrosity
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i go to subway for lunch sometimes and the people that eat there are honestly shocking.
like just huge black guys will show up and buy 2 footlongs and a footlong cookie thing and you'll be expecting them to be bringing it home, like maybe it's a meal for 2 people but it never is, they just sit down and eat the entire thing.
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I was never a health nut or anything but Trump nominating RFK might be the most impactful thing any president has done in decades. Our food is literal fricking poison lmao.
In 11th grade i totally would've eaten this after smoking out of a moldy gravity bong tho
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this is a topic about a subway dessert you absolute braindead wingcucked mongoloid shit for brains c*nt. what the frick does trump have to do with an oreo cookie? shut your fricking mouth and walk into traffic you complete c*nt.
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Gatorade bottle filled with ice was my go to
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That's not Gatorade.
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Just an example. It's been a coons age since I've hit a GB
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Should I try subway? I've never had it. !burgers
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Their subs have never been amazing but when they had the $5-6 footlongs it was decent value. Now their subs are like $10+ and the quality hasn't changed, you're better off going to a better sandwich place.
!goyslopenjoyers
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You are better off at walmart
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But subway is in my Walmart
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$5 sweet onion chicken teriyaki was
back in the day. Jimmy John's gargantuan is still the best fast food sandwich imo but its been hit even harder by Bidenomics than Subway. Now I only go to this tiny deli near me with 5" thick pastramis for $11. Great deal, but service is painfully slow.
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It's unironically the worst fast food place. They give no shits about their reputation and basically ran it like a pyramid scheme (even more so than other franchises). The startup costs for a store are much lower than places with actual kitchens so they sold it as a get rich quick scheme to utter r-slurs. Similarly the training is extremely easy so these r-slur owners hire absolutely bottom of the barrel employees.
They took the fact that there was less to frick up serving cold cuts as a license to frick up more.
Subway is basically a scheme to hoover up the free credit the government forces banks to give to r-slurs
!goyslopenjoyers discuss
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the spicy Italian is p good tho
I miss the pizza sub
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Quiznos >>>>>>>> Subway !goyslopenjoyers
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Lmao this neighbor eats Queernos
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Used too be pretty decent when @PeepeeButtKiss was a kid. it was crap the last time @PeepeeButtKiss tried it
Trans lives matter
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Yeah it's good. One of the best options for cheap, filling, marginally healthy food. I used to get subway all the time back when I was in grad school.
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What item do you recommend?
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Depends. The meta for maximizing protein and calories is meatball marinara with double meat, which is a hilarious sandwich and the wagie will hate you for ordering it.
I'd ubereats two of those to the office back when I was an intern and used to go in on weekends to lift and get some work done.
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lol trying close and wrap that must be hilarious, marinara slopping everywhere
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Yeah dude it's so bad haha. You have to eat it with a fork. I almost felt bad for them, but not quite.
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if you ask for this most subways will tell you they're out of meatballs.
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What's the best for taste? I already have whey shakes for protein and calories.
Man I miss those times. I'm too old to do that shit now.
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Yeah same I'd get fat lol. Man back then I used to order a bunch of cookies with it too. Subway cookies are legit (double chocolate is great).
I like the meatball marinara for taste. Really personal preference. I don't like deli meat that much.
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It's okay if you're on a road trip and the truck stop has it
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no lmao
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subway is trash and you'll probably get a venereal disease eating there. Try jersey mikes, much better.
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you should try cutting your weight
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You should cut your peepee off.
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why dont you do that with your teeth
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Like most franchise restaurants, it's decent food but a waste of money.
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No, it is not decent food.
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!goyslopenjoyers
I'm going to get one, who wants to Lady and Tramp it with me?
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Are you a cookiechad or a creamcuck (ideal relationship is one of each)
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OMG I'm both
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I made these with maple cream one time, highly recommend
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I'm going to eat this unironically
probably is only going to be us though
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Are you supposed to eat this thing on a dare? That's the only purpose I can see for it.
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fats be fatting
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Fill me a bucket of insulin boys; I'm going in
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Funny how Subway was touting about how "healthy" it was back in the day and then they put out this monstrosity. Frick that's gotta be well over 1k calories right there.
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Subway is like 50% bread it was never healthy. I mean i suppose compared to others but not flat healthy.
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This should be illegal
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IDK who that's supposed to appeal to, tbqh
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it's a mystery
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I'd be more embarrassed to be seen eating this than going home with a fat chick tbh but yeah
try a piece
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Is this really worse than one of those Crumbl cookies?
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Mormons can't drink and get married young so they have more years and empty calories to consume so they can bloatmaxx harder than gentiles
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I'm fat and even I think this is disgusting, Jesus Christ man
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I feel myself becoming comatose
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Oreo Footlong Cookie Nutrition Facts
Serving Size: 300 grams
1210 calories
54 grams of fat
24 grams of saturated fat
830 milligrams of sodium
182 grams of carbs
96 grams of sugar
14 grams of protein
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At least subway isn't acting like it's healthy anymore
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When your healthy eating icon turns out to be have 10TB of cp you might as well run all the way in the opposite direction
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Neighbor just put the yoga mats back in the bread and get the fricking beaner women to stop toasting my fricking sandwich what the frick is this.
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It's time for a BMI tax
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Cheese and sauce consuming beasts
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Snapshots:
https://x.com/FearedBuck/status/1886627121478377820:
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