If you are too good or lazy to RTFA then you a should send me some DC. (100 will suffice)

How the frick do they lose to Scallymant

it's so perfect. imagine the smell (lol)

i would like someone to paint cheese to look like it ngl

https://old.reddit.com/r/StupidFood/comments/1146iot/its_also_possible_in_china_to_get_yinyang_fish_a/?sort=controversial

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yin_Yang_fish

Yin Yang fish (Chinese: 陰陽魚, 糖醋活魚, 呼叫魚; also called dead-and-alive fish) is a dish which consists of an oil-fried whole fish (usually carp) whose head remains alive even after its body has been cooked. During preparation, the fish is scaled and gutted before its body is dipped into frying oil that its head is protected from. The fish is then covered in sauce and served on a plate.[1][2]

A restaurant in Chiayi, Taiwan sparked outrage when it began serving the dish in 2007, with a city official and members of the public criticizing the cruelty of the dish.[3] Following public outcry, the dish was subsequently removed from the menu.[4] A video of a dish in 2009 was condemned by the People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals calling a video showcasing it "disgusting".[5]

Why do brits invent the worst foods

That's Keith Floyd, full-time drinker and part-time TV chef, trying to present a TV show in South Africa while in a very advanced state of liquid refreshment. To be fair, I think that's a pretty good Pink Lady he somehow manages to mix.

Keith Floyd ran every restaurant he started into the ground. He was belligerent, argumentative and prone to fits of rage. For example, the time he stormed off set and refused to do a skit at Gilbraltair, forcing his producer to film the bit for him. Or the time he got drunk shooting a bit mid morning and accused his director of using cocaine:

Despite this, he was never out of work on TV and has been cited as an inspiration by Rick Stein, Marco Pierre White and Gordon Fricking Ramsay.

This is because he was very entertaining, fun to work with and had a great sense of humor. He was always the first to laugh at himself and to take criticism. Here he has his cooking demolished by an uppity frog. He translates her withering put down completely:

Here he ruining fish which he has decided to cook in a pan full of salt for some reason:

Here he is setting a boat on fire:

Floyd was a heavy smoker and, I'm sure you will have noticed, liked a drink.

In October 2002 Floyd was reported to have suffered a mild stroke, although he denied this in his autobiography. In November 2004 he was banned from driving for 32 months and fined $1.700 after crashing his car into another vehicle while three-and-a-half times over the legal UK alcohol limit. In the summer of 2006 he was diagnosed as suffering from malnutrition.

In August 2007, he was hospitalised in Thailand after collapsing drunk in a restaurant. He collapsed again at a pub in Chesterton, Staffordshire, on 29 January 2008 and was in a coma in hospital on a life-support machine. He was discharged on 22 February, travelling to his home in France to recuperate. He made a full recovery. On 14 September 2008, exactly a year before his death, he collapsed and was hospitalised for several days.

Floyd died of a heart attack, aged 65, on 14 September 2009.

Most of his shows are on YouTube and I recommend them very highly. He was a good chef and often cooked great food, but his shows were far more entertaining than just that.

Not really happy with how it turned out visually, but tastes fine

Remember the old '96er from the great outdoors? Probably not. Maybe that Cubano from Favreau's wank fest.

Also I put mint in there I like mint so it's Neapolitan plus mint

Any food requests? Silly or impossible is fine

Very soft and chewy. Too many calories for how small they are. Better ingredients than most of the goyslop in the supermarket, but still ultimately generic mass produced cookies. 6.5/10

As a similar looking white dude it's weird to see a cardboard cutout of MrBeast everytime I get groceries.

Look what happens to sugary drinks if left out for a very long period of time. Gross!

Youtube is fully of weird dysgenics with heavily shopped food thumbnails, can't trust them

google is being creepy gain

Where should I look?