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Chink Chad :chadasian: tells cumskin soycuck :soyjakhipster: the truth to his face: that the Emperor wears no clothes!.... and also that Chinese audiences are Pooping on Snow Brown cuz they literally consider the Disney film to have a misleading title, which makes soywokes sneed at the racism of the unwashed Chink masses who don't kowtow to yank wokery and slippery Euphemistic language. :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd:

https://old.reddit.com/r/boxoffice/comments/1jimsqy/snow_white_opens_with_abysmal_44_on_douban_the/mjgkxpo/?context=8

								

								

"So you're telling me if GG and RZ were recasted, the movie would be a lot more successful?" :soyjakhipster: :soyjakhipster: :soyjakhipster: :marseypearlclutch: :marseypearlclutch: :marseypearlclutch:

https://old.reddit.com/r/boxoffice/comments/1jimsqy/snow_white_opens_with_abysmal_44_on_douban_the/mjgz1e9/?context=8


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"Yes dipshit, I am telling you that. I actually am a chinese person." :chadasian:


https://old.reddit.com/r/boxoffice/comments/1jimsqy/snow_white_opens_with_abysmal_44_on_douban_the/mjh2hyb/?context=8

"Then that would had been racist saying you skin color not good enough or some bs. Disney decided they didn't want someone with white skin from getgo." :soymad: :soymad: :soymad: :soyjaktantrum:

AND HOLY FRICKING SHIT THE NEXT COMMENT IS UPMARSEYD AND NOT JANNIE LMOA :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd:

https://old.reddit.com/r/boxoffice/comments/1jimsqy/snow_white_opens_with_abysmal_44_on_douban_the/mjh3gd3/?context=8

"Disney doesn't care about the Asian standard of beauty, then Disney can't sell a princess movie in Asia. It is obviously a cross that they decided to bear, but it is what it is. You don't have to sensitive to foreign cultures, but you can't be surprised when they turn their nose up at your product." :chadasian: :chadasian: :chadasian: :chadasian: :chadasian: :chadasian: :chadasian: :chadasian: :chadasian: :chadasian: :chadasian: :chadasian: :chadasian: :chadasian: :chadasian: :chadasian: :chadasian: :chadasian: :chadasian: :chadasian: :chadasian: :chadasian:

same Lee1026 guy :marseyxd:


The following chuddery is also upmarseyd for you viewing pleasure :marseymaid2:

https://old.reddit.com/r/boxoffice/comments/1jimsqy/snow_white_opens_with_abysmal_44_on_douban_the/mjh23pi/?context=8

https://old.reddit.com/r/boxoffice/comments/1jimsqy/snow_white_opens_with_abysmal_44_on_douban_the/mjhefve/?context=8

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"There are probably many factors why it's failing in China but I think one of those factors has partly to do with China appreciating tradition while Disney on the other hand doesn't give a shit about it. Disney seemingly flat-out rejects Western culture and it bleeds on screen. Another person pointed out it's a movie without a soul which when you shit all over the source material how can that not be true? Instead of making a movie true to it's Brother's Grimm roots Disney wants to make their own ripoff version of it, which is obviously written by out of touch Hollywood elites that suck at relating to audiences."

TRANSLATION: YOU FUKKU DON'T LIKE TRADITION PIGDOGS :marseychingchongshooter:


https://old.reddit.com/r/boxoffice/comments/1jimsqy/snow_white_opens_with_abysmal_44_on_douban_the/mjgmgc0/?context=8

another thread of :chudjakasianfoid: :chudjakasianfoid: :chudjakasianfoid:

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From the Chinese review:

When the queen opened the box and saw an apple in it, even the Jew's nose was crooked with anger.

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!asians

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/1742837088uz24R8p3EtHKQg.webp :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd:

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The correct answer is probably just to scour America's high school musicals for a pale-looking girl who can sing. And then keep her out of the sun until the production wrapped. Would also be cheaper too.

This is why I love the chinese, simple cheap solutions to problems

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Bold of you to assume that they're actually trying to make a good production instead of stealing tens of millions of dollars and stuffing them in their pockets.

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And that's different from Disney... how?

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:#marseymerchant:

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Literally just needed to borrow one of the literally hordes of 15 year old Kpop trainees.

No heavy scouting necessary. Just find one Korean-American trainee and theres LOT.

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And she'll even come pre-wienstiened!

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She'll be professionally wienstiened in ways that would make the Arab Shiekhs jealous.

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>gooks

>white

:#marseyhmmhips:

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>skin as white :marseycracka: as snow

>black hair

>red lips

>dark eyes

:marseyfoidretard: ermagherd das literally :marseyme: me

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Disney will never be truly inclusive until they have a fat disney princess. I mean really fat, not just Tongan or some shit like that.

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Ah, i see you are not aware of the funniest movie of all time:

https://media.tenor.com/qtr2vWfIrXoAAAAx/grab-apple-red-shoes-and-the-seven-dwarfs.webp

https://media.tenor.com/8zfT2cT_ZN8AAAAx/nope-red-shoes-and-the-seven-dwarfs.webp

https://media.tenor.com/bdShdU0vJNsAAAAx/aww-red-shoes-and-the-seven-dwarfs.webp

https://media.tenor.com/BMKP-1asWo4AAAAx/gasp-red-shoes-and-the-seven-dwarfs.webp

https://media.tenor.com/79BJ940H21UAAAAx/kiss-me-red-shoes-and-the-seven-dwarfs.webp

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what is this?

:taylaugh:

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Redshoes. Shallow Hal meets Snow White.

A message about how short kings should frick fat women.

But hey, its for little kids with low attention spans and the movie has serious pacing problems and cant get the body positivity message out in time.

So, it is unintentionally one of the funniest movies of all time because it is just treating short men and fat women as subhuman for literally 98% of the movie. You know, for kids.

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Sleeping beauty but she's a stoner who binge eats when she's not napping

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Chantal beezing vibes

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She'd also be 20 lbs overweight and constantly wearing cookie monster jammies but still kinda cute.

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It still won't be inclusive if she's not also disabled.

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being super fat is now considered a disability :taygrimacing:

if only there were a treatment!

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>Snow White for crying out loud, why cast someone who is not white or very attractive too play her?

:marseyhesright: This is the one character that should always be both

No trans lives matter

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So the premise of the story is a stepmother envious that her stepdaughter is more beautiful than her, and said stepdaughter is described with skin as white as snow, lips as red as blood and hair as black as ebony. We should cast some 56% goblina for it :marseymutt2:

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lips as red as blood

This is literally describing an amerimutt

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17428363607W0fOHqjxaQL6g.webp

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Corn syrup diluted blood maybe

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Reminds me of reading National Geographic:

Corn was not just a food, but a way of life for the ancient natives of the Americas

Ahhh…A true sign that Burgers really do belong here.

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:#marseywholesome: immigrants integrating into the native culture. You love to see it

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*enhanced

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>red 40 tinted lips

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/1742852056ae5X8imgQUwmRA.webp

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56% goddess, like the tin that hardens the bronze.

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Did they do something in post to make her look like Gollum or is that just her face?

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The latter, which only makes this entire movie even existing even dumber because the queen is way more attractive

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what does the queen look like without that mossad sponsored nose job?

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whoops sorry wrong comment reply

!jidf !coomers

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1742836523NbGl-3KlEx4RvA.webp

so hawt

https://old.reddit.com/r/BigNoseLadies/

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Hebophile

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/1742837552dp8lJLgkqiTD3w.webp

huh

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I meant like Hebrew, crazy the word already exists as libertarian-lite

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Getting a blowjob from her would be like getting stabbed in the stomach.

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:marseysickos2#:

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:marseymath#:

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Long noses very sexy

Fat noses very unsexy

That's what I think

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/1742843138cDdm5EWRYmqldA.webp

:#10inbongland:

That subreddit is weird though, its clearly getting the upmarseys from fetishistic schnozz enjoyers but is posted to exclusively by biofoids that think its a biofoid only space.

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Eh like half of them are attractive and some even have their tits out. Honestly I think they know it's moids upmarseying. It's just another version of /r/amiugly.

The 2nd post on that front page is from a hot Italian b-word that looks like Charmaine from the Sopranos: https://i.rdrama.net/images/1742870750Haew0_QuIegxvA.webp

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:pepoboner:

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she had a workplace accident that tragically misfigured her

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isn't the idea of making her ugly to force whites into saying ugly brown girls are pretty?

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Long noses are no big deal to me but wide ones are. :marseyyikes:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1742836784NgFWsCDxUf_xww.webp

:#marseydisagreesuperspeed:

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Breathing all the white man's air

https://media.tenor.com/-FGNQuXhLPAAAAAx/annoyed-clayton-bigsby.webp

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Yeah you're just racist I'm afraid

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:marseyagreesuperspeed:

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Women really have 50 trillion subs to post pics in for validation

So I will oblige and say the top post woman looks pretty good, especially with this tummykino

https://i.redd.it/qgsqka3fgvoe1.jpeg

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zoz

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zle

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zozzle

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Maybe would have been a hit in China if they'd put some of this shit in it...

https://media.tenor.com/fTor6GW-vvoAAAAx/bumblebee-transformer.webp

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you cannot feel the true compassion towards animals and dwarfs from Rachel Zegler's performance

That's such a strange complaint coming from Chinese people

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In Chink superstition, if you love animals and animals love you back then you are loved by Heaven.

By Rachel Muttler showing that she cannot love animals she does not have the Mandate of Heaven to be Báixuě Gōngzhǔ Snow White

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The compassion is like MSG it enhanced the flavor when they eat your dog

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Snow White has caused endless sneed, I love it so much

(I mean I'll never watch it because i'm an adult but I love the endless tears coming from this)

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Zegler looks like an r-slur dressing up for halloween as Snow White. Swapping Gadot and Zegler's roles would have been better

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Swapping Gadot and Zegler's roles would have been better

But you can't cast brown people as evil characters that would be racist

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I feel like everyone is hyper focusing on the politics of the movie rather than acknowledging that the movie just flat out sucks.

It can be both. It sucked as a baseline and RZ decides to generate some political headlines about identity politics and "she don't need no man to save her" to stir up buzz and make everyone talk about the movie. It backfired, hard.

Movie sucks because its a "live-action" as in its just 3 people and everyone else and everywhere else is computer generated. That's horrible without even going into the details of the story sucking the miscast, etc. Nobody like this shit. Nobody wants to watch a brown woman walk around a green room singing pre-recorded modernized tracks and pretending to talk to something that isn't really there.

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Snapshots:

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https://old.reddit.com/r/boxoffice/comments/1jimsqy/snow_white_opens_with_abysmal_44_on_douban_the/mjgzwml/?context=8:

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The should re-do Mulan with a Black princess, and call it Mulanishqua.

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hong kong already made an adaption with an entirely black :marseymarcusstonebash: cast https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Tough_Side_of_a_Lady

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lmao that /u/DrCaiFun is singaporean

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Asian men like girls with light skin, wow what a concept.

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Furthermore why allow them to yap so much? :marseychingchong:

:#waowbased:

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What is it with Reddit and trying to tack on some fake nontroversy onto any successful chud boycott? Bud Light wasn't kill because it shit on the customers after the :marseytrain: shit, ITS BECAUSE THEY WAFFLED ON LE HECKIN HUMAN RIGHTS!!! Snow White didn't fail because the lead princess is a massive ladygarden that isn't even the right color, ITS BECAUSE LE HECKIN ZIONIST GAL GADOT!!!

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Jbw is pretty much a law of nature at this point

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>They probably would have done better if they just got the make up team, or even the editing team to try to make her skin look lighter.

And here I thought no one would go for my idea of just painting that b-word white.

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since when can non-white people be racist?

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so ttrue king

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