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Most disappointing book relative to expectations?

What's the worst book you've ever read, discounting self published crap?

I bought my mom Jo Watson's Among Others half a decade ago for mother's day.

I didn't know much about the industry :marseydunce: so I thought that it winning the Hugo meant it had to be at least of decent quality. It was so bad that she said it had to read it too :marseyxd:

300 pages of the most pretentious precious child crap :marseyxd:

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Ayn Rands Atlas Shrugged :marseyaynrand2:, I just didnt care for it and felt that it really insisted upin itself. This is coming from someone who loved The Fountainhead.

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I don't think I have seen a single person unironically reccomend Atlas Shrugged

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Atlas shrugged could have been a good book if it had just been a dystopian novel about the world ending. Instead we spend half the book covering the most boring cheating story in fiction. Miss Rand, if the world is mere weeks from the lights going dark, no one is gonna give a shit about two rich people boning each other.

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All of dan brown books. I was hoodwinked :marseyhoodwink: into reading them by my gay friends. I kinda liked digital fortress and angels &demons but that is

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Dan Brown was my guilty pleasure, I found his slop so entertaining. Angel & Demons had that hilarious moment with the Swiss Guard shooting the old fedora cripple everyone thought was evil plus other silly stuff like CERN using an x33 and making antimatter bombs.

!ifrickinglovescience we should discuss Dan Brown more, there's also the noetic “science” of The Lost Symbol

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Darn his books were fricking dumb but the best slop. And the chapters were short so you felt smort for reading so fast!

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Angels & Demons had so much bad science, bad history, bad geography, bad linguistics sometimes all in one, I don't know he does it.

I remember when they tell Langdon about “the Catholic theory of Big Bang” and he's like :marseymindblown: wtf? And they tell him about Lemaître and how the Big Bang Theory was shunned by atheists because it meant time had a beginning and therefore God.

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All of his books have bad science, etc. If you know anything at all about the subject that he's talking about, you realize that he's talking out of his butt. The worst in my opinion was the Malthusian crap in one of his more recent ones, since lots of people actually believe that and it's actually led to stupid policies in the real world (Malthusian stuff, not the book specifically)

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Oh yeah, we're supposed to sympathize with the villain in Inferno for sterilizing half of the global population because “the renaissance came after the black plague imagine our future after this!” :marseywholesome:

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I think a lot of the Catholic stuff went over my head, I was just trucking through. In fact I don't remember the plot except a helicopter and an explosion

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The Camarlengo takes the antimatter bomb and flies away with the chopper right over St Peter's square. He then parachutes before the antimatter annihilation

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Who thinks Dan Brown's books are "good"? It's not the end of the world if you enjoy reading them, but I thought the consensus was very much in the "These are mass-market trash".

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The books were ok, but they were so predictable :marseysleep:

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yeah after the first two or 3 its almost felt like that

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He recycles the same stuff. On his book Origins his Mary Sue Professor Robert Langdon goes to a museum in Europe where there's a dead guy (a tech billionaire) and the catholic church is involved and there's an AI and the main girl was close to the dead guy.

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Catcher in the Rye. Genuinely wanted the protagonist dead extremely early on.

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That's the point

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>Catcher in the Rye

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Soyboy detected, thst book was so relatable.

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:marseyemo:

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He's LITERALLY me!

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"malazan book of the fallen" series. As in, it started pretty strong for like two books, then started gradually losing the plot, by the fifth book one of the two authors left and it took an even sharper nosedive, the last few books were completely r-slurred.

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I downloaded that book like a decade ago but I just can't force myself to read fantasy. Glad 2 know it's not worth it :marseynotes:

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2 books and a few chapters of the third one is as far as i could make it. i've wanted to like fantasy and people talked about this crap like it's inspired but it just felt muddled. the world building, the plot, the gay magic system. it all felt muddled and like the authors didn't quite know what to do with any of it. i thought shadowthrone and cotillion were kind of cool though

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Yep, they had a bunch of cool ideas that they slapped together and then kinda got confused and floundering.

Tbh they had a huge problem right from the start: they very obviously wanted to do the Chronicles of the Black Company (which by the way I thoroughly recommend) but turned to 11. The problem is that the Black Company started as pretty ordinary and had to overcome various obstacles and grow badass. While the Malazan company started already maximally badass, so there was nothing much for them to do.

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The Hobbit.

I only wrote this to be a shit. I liked it when I read it as a kid.

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The Samilarion or however it's spelled. Fell asleep 20 pages in.

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Every Harry Potter book

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Never read them, never will.

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I had already gotten my first BJ by the time Pokemon Red/Blue and Harry Potter came out. Only b-word boy incels got into that stuff.

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It's called 'The Fellowship of the Ring' you illiterate

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Great Expectations by Charles Peepeeens. You can tell he was paid by the word.

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im going to frick you up dude

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Hamlet, I know it's a play, but I was still disappointed with it.

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Had that experience with Midsummer Night's Dream. Learned I don't really care for Shakespeare even though I understand how important he was for culture.

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I overall enjoyed Hamlet except the ending is way too fricking long.

It should just end when the English dudes arrive and see the dead bodies and just be like "oh shit." END SCENE.

But no they have to drag it on.

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Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead is way better.

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I liked how they all died. Also rather than a brooding goth kitty Hamlet was surprisingly cool.

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The Forever War by Joe Haldeman. I'd heard that it was such amazing, groundbreaking science fiction, and then I read it and it's the dumbest world-building ever and I genuinely don't think there was a single good thing about it other than how fricking stupid everything was. I especially liked the whole economy based on paying other people so you can do their jobs.

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I like it when he comes back to earth and everyone's gay

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I like the part where the female soldiers were required to frick all the male soldiers on Pluto

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Why couldn't we live in the 70s :marseyitsover:

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I know a lot of people dislike The Forever War but I enjoy it. I also enjoyed the sequel The Infinity Concerto. If you read it with the understanding that most of the book is not about warfare but rather a commentary on the effects of war, and that you don't pick a side, I think you can enjoy it.

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read it with the understanding that most of the book is not about warfare but rather a commentary on the effects of war

Did you think that anyone didn't immediately realize this? The book was fricking stupid.

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To be clear, yes I thought that many people weren't reading it for the correct reasons and were looking for the dumb action based warfare sci-fi story of the blurb.

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The Guest List by Lucy Foley, I got it because it got some award on Goodreads for murder mystery. The murder didn't even happen til over 50% through the book, the characters were all connected through bullshit, convenient means, and they all were whiney cute twinks with gay butt tragic back stories. By the end I was hoping the bad guy would murder all these fricking whine butt pansies on this island and get away with it.

I will NEVER trust a recommendation from that website or the majority of YouTube channels again, because it's been shown repeatedly they have absolute trash taste.

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House of leaves and most recent stuff Alastair Reynolds's has written.

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Alastair Reynolds is very hit or miss. Pushing Ice was probably my favorite space opera novel ever. I still have no idea why he's rated so highly.

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Pushing ice is terrible and you should feel terrible. Agree with below poster: first half is perfect sci-fi. Everything after that is so so so bad

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His second book was good, but after that he lost his touch (at least what I was able to read, I give up on bad books. Never good for my mental health).

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I loved the first half of pushing ice, but i started losing interest once they landed on the alien object. The unending rivalry between those two woman leaders got really boring

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The rivalry was the worst and the ending was incredibly boring; I think it was 500 pages. If it had ended on the second last chapter, I would have given it a perfect 10/10.

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I hate his space cop crap/every revelation space book besides the first one, but I actually like his standalone/short stuff quite a bit

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Agreed his short stories are good

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Thank god somebody else said House of Leaves. Boring, obnoxious to read, not scary.

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It's a good book but I didn't expect for the main character (Zavalita) to be such an insufferable cute twink (he was a Vargas Llosa self-insert btw) and his storylines to be so boring and cliche, luckily the book had other characters like Ambrosio, Amalia, Hortensia and Cayo to make up for good stories

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The assassins apprentice. Holy shit was that series a giant dog turd with absolutely no payoff ever. Its a female author writing under a man's name and holy frick she writes like a woman. Half the book is sadness porn about how mistreated the main guys is. Just like 3 books of an r-slured puppy getting kicked then the ending is r-slurred and makes even less sense than the dumb books.

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How is Robin Hobb a man's name?

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Because it is, or at least it is gender neutral unlike her real name.

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Oh you're a bong :marseynotes:

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No? Robin William, Robin Hood, robin thick, Robin Finke. I honestly can't think of a woman named Robin.

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I don't get it?

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Probably War and Peace and Anna Karenina :marseyyawn:

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Three Body Problem

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Why?

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Disappointing relative to expectations: House of Leaves. Bits of it were unsettling, the formatting was fun, and I liked the stuff poking fun at academia. But Reddit peepeeriders made it out to be much more than it actually is. At best, it's a fun meta experiment in the book as physical art. At worst, it's a bunch of stupid crap (looking at you, Johnny) getting in the way of a description of a neat-but-formulaic non-existent horror movie.

Worst book I've read: Someday I'll do a writeup on The Country of Ice Cream Star. A virus kills everyone upon reaching adulthood. Several generations later, America is a country of children sifting through the remnants of past society. A cool premise. But despite the jacket description promising an exciting journey, there is absolutely zero adventure. Instead it's 500 pages of unbelievable worldbuilding, 15-year-olds having s*x, and the author bitching about religion. Also all the survivors are black and it's told first-person in impenetrable fantasy ebonics. Props to the mayofoid author for getting away with it?

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Worst when compared to expectations was A Storm of Swords. People hyped it up so much but it wasn't really that much better then A Clash of Kings and I personally liked Feast and Dance way more. Clash was better at building plot and showing what direction the series was going it, Feast had amazing character building and some of the most interesting world building, and Dance did an amazing job at building all the conflicts that are boiling to the top and will come to face in The Winds of Winter. Storm is bridging the plot between Clash and Feast/Dance, it is both building and finishing plots in a way that takes you out of it. I think most people just get caught up in the really cool parts like the red and purple weddings that they overlook the massive downsides.

Actual worst I have ever read was probably something I was made to read in highschool. I had a liberal teacher who made us read a lot about the struggle of the :marseycherokee:, which in turn made me hate those alcoholic degenerates. But for something I read of my own volition, probably one of the older Warcraft novels. The newer ones are interesting and well written to a degree but the older ones are mostly dog duu that tries to be both serious and funny in a way that fails hard.

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Most books are actually really disappointing. Honestly I don't get why people read so much.

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