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when it's too cold to get up to go to the bathroom and your girlfriend won't let you pee in her to carry it to the potty for you
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I should ask my wife next time we're on the couch
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-spooning-
"hey babe"
"yeah"
"I have to go pee"
"oh okay I'll move"
"no wait actually..."
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If i get 20 upsorens I'll record asking her and post it to rdrama dot net
Edit: Soren downsorened
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!metashit
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!upmarseyrs
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!dramatards
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!coomers
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!pantspoopers This is spiritually similar
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Ok buddy. I'm going
to shit yourself.
Doom music
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I'll give you a benefactor award
if you do
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20 is 20, soren or not
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Factcheck: None of this is real.
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I downmarseyd, do not do as such
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PLEASE
stop horny 
posting 
your kinks, I beg you
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You pee in your girlfriend?
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incels wouldn't understand. Trans lives matter
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It's an insane difficulty kegel exercise but none of the cardio bunnies at the gym will listen to me and they keep calling the police
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I thought this is what s*x was for like 3 years when I was a kid
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Wait...it's not?
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You should only pee in your wife
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You don't?
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My foidfriend keeps selfishly denying me my birthright (pissing in her mouth so I don't have to get up from the couch). Thinking about breaking up. !straggots
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Sometimes you just have to roll to edge of the bed and let it rip on the floor and worry about dealing with it later.
(Not recommended for carpet haver cels)
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Dude, do you even piss-jug?
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When @KongsburyDonkboy was a hobocel living in a van in walmart parking lots, @KongsburyDonkboy tried the piss jug once. @KongsburyDonkboy don't really understand the physics that played out, but when @KongsburyDonkboy put @KongsburyDonkboy's peepee up too the opening of the jug and started too piss, the piss started going up and filling @KongsburyDonkboy's foreskin like a piss balloon that then exploded piss all over @KongsburyDonkboy's van. It was not a good time
trans lives matter
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You're not supposed to "dock" with your piss-jug, you r-slur. You need one big enough to get your pecker inside it.
When I go cold-weather camping I take a wide-mouth bottle of Gatorade. I drink the contents before bedtime, then pee into it at night, so I don't have to get up. (It feels very different from my water bottle, so I'm guaranteed not to mistake them in the dark)
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are there dudes that can actually fit into standard sized jugs? trans lives matter
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One upside of cold weather is that your John Thomas shrinks....
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You gotta use lube.
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R-slur, you're supposed to nail the piss shot from 3 feet away.
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Age will eventually catch up to you too, my son.
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I do this in hot weather. As it is, my piss falls down the bottle
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You need to let an opening in the bottle, you can't plug your peepee in there r-slur
Air needs to come out so the piss can go in
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That's when you realize that she never really loved you......
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True.
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Might make this the new PFP
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!fhqwhgads This cwapface is stepping down, who will rule the municipality now?
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What happened to your piss bucket? Did she take it away? I hate when they do that.
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She said no
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Dump her, she doesn't deserve you.
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You don't see gay guys have this problem.
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Being gay isn't a choice, because who in their right mind would choose to like women
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For the foid pissing noobs, remember that when you pee in your foid you need to pee in her mouth or butt. If you pee in her gussy it will just come out immediately since there is no sphincter.
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yeah
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The least she could do is drink it. Fukken lazy-butt b-word
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