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when it's too cold to get up to go to the bathroom and your girlfriend won't let you pee in her to carry it to the potty for you
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Sometimes you just have to roll to edge of the bed and let it rip on the floor and worry about dealing with it later.
(Not recommended for carpet haver cels)
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Dude, do you even piss-jug?
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When @KongsburyDonkboy was a hobocel living in a van in walmart parking lots, @KongsburyDonkboy tried the piss jug once. @KongsburyDonkboy don't really understand the physics that played out, but when @KongsburyDonkboy put @KongsburyDonkboy's peepee up too the opening of the jug and started too piss, the piss started going up and filling @KongsburyDonkboy's foreskin like a piss balloon that then exploded piss all over @KongsburyDonkboy's van. It was not a good time
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You're not supposed to "dock" with your piss-jug, you r-slur. You need one big enough to get your pecker inside it.
When I go cold-weather camping I take a wide-mouth bottle of Gatorade. I drink the contents before bedtime, then pee into it at night, so I don't have to get up. (It feels very different from my water bottle, so I'm guaranteed not to mistake them in the dark)
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R-slur, you're supposed to nail the piss shot from 3 feet away.
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I do this in hot weather. As it is, my piss falls down the bottle
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Age will eventually catch up to you too, my son.
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are there dudes that can actually fit into standard sized jugs? trans lives matter
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One upside of cold weather is that your John Thomas shrinks....
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You gotta use lube.
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You need to let an opening in the bottle, you can't plug your peepee in there r-slur
Air needs to come out so the piss can go in
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