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SpookFatigue cac/scrote  1mo ago (text post) Edited 1mo ago 640 thread views #296721

39[M]/Michigan, unemployed art-school dropout with a $600/month raccoon problem. My DMs are open, ladies.

Also my peepee doesn't work. It used to be 8" hard but I'm a major grower (not a show-er) so it's tiny. This mouth works though.

Also I have a boat named "All Abort!" but I haven't finished restoring it yet.

AMA.

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I've got about sixty of them in my care.

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Why?!

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Don't they have really toxic poop?

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Yeah but in ten years it hasn't been an issue.

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You've had dozens of raccoons for a decade?

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Yeah

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You ever think the depression might be linked to too much coon interaction and not enough human interaction?

Also no sane biofoid is gonna get near that level of coon ownership.

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My last long term girlfriend lived with raccoons too.

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:#marseyspit: holy shit !metashit !animalposters this neighbor is breeding a fricking raccoon army

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Found him !nooticers is this the guy?

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Ohhh... I actually got mixed up in my memory at some point and I thought this really was him.

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Your coons do not look as hardy as the ones in the video.

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my cats also didn't look great when they ate cheap purina

I wonder what the optimal nutrition for racoons is

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Welp. About time for me to head out to the Walmart in the next town to grab more stray cats..... gotta stay on top with quality AND quantity of cat posts :marseysmug2:

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:#marseyagreefast:

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You are too funny and adorable for your own good :marseyrofl: :marseygiggle:

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@Holly_Jolly_Kong why don't you compliment me like this? :#marseysmughips:

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Hey, yeah :marseymad: what the heck @Holly_Jolly_Kong :marseyxd:

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Me and @FormerLurKONG have a tsundere relationship except I really do hate her.

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@FormerLurKONG is mai online waifu for laifu! :donkeykongrage:

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:#marseydance:

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You heard about cat ladies but have you heard about raccoon gentlemen, b-word? :marseyraccoontrouble:

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Where tf have YOU been, sweaty? :marseysmughips:

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I mean I knew about his raccoons but I didn't know he was going this hard lmao

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Right it's one thing to have like 5 coons that come thru but 60 is a legit colony

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I'm just waiting for the newspaper article about the guy with many luxury cars who got eaten by his pet racoons. :marseyreading2:

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60 coons a lot man.

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:#marseysoutherner: boy howdy it sure is!

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