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Holes were a mistake and why they need reform in the near future

TL;DR: Holes bad, they need reform or it may lead to bad consequences for rdrama.

As a former advocate of holes, I have come to realize that carp was right about holes. All they have done is enable more seriousposting on both the main feed and in holes, make the content on this site worse, and made this site more boring.

That doesn't mean we should discontinue holes, because it's too late for that, but there needs to be reform. However, many of these reforma shouldn't happen until the site has a bigger userbase because implementing these reforms too early leads to fragmentation and the premature death of this website. Here are the reforms:

Make some holes permanent and create new ones for dramatic content

These changes shouldn't be implemented until the userbase grows to about 30000-50000. To make everyone happy and allow people to block drama they don't like, there would be permanent drama holes that wouldn't be hidden from the frontpage and dedicated to specific topics. They may include:

  • slackernews (tech drama)

  • peakpoors (poor drama)

  • fatpeoplehate (fat drama)

  • yiffinhell (furry drama)

  • chudrama (chud containment zone like it is already)

  • slavshit (russia-ukraine war drama+containment zone for warposters)

  • vidya (video game drama)

  • toomanyxchromosomes (foid drama)

  • gaybros (gay drama)

  • museumofrdrama (historic rdrama and /r/drama drama)

  • kino (movie drama)

  • meta (meta drama and meta posts, and may or may not be a hidden hole)

  • future holes to be created for trans, international (/h/Singapore and /h/bharat could be international drama holes), lgbt, finance (wallstreetbets?), bardfinn, politics (revival of /r/politicope), pibbles, sportsball, anime, hollywood and celebrities, incels (braincels?), music drama, and any dramatic topics that become popular in the future.

  • The main feed would still exist for drama that does not fit to a specific hole or for clueless r-slurs that don't know where to post the drama.

Then there would offtopic holes that are hidden by default to discourage seriousposting. They may include:

  • random

  • anime

  • space

  • mnn

  • schizocel (groomercordcel containment zone)

  • music

  • dino

  • foid

  • sports

  • proana

  • food

  • Other off-topic holes that can be created in the near future that dramatards may want

/h/marsey and /h/wallstreetbets would be exceptions for not being hidden by default.

House holes would be viewable to house members only. They would include:

  • vampire

  • racist

  • femboy

  • furry

(You will never be a real house house edgy)

Remaining holes would be legacy holes, which is the current holes system and still would cost 50000. They are still subject to the 7 day deletion and can become permanent holes under admin approval. This may be discontinued at any time.

There, potential reform ideas that may make holes better or worse. Or we can just kill it and have a day of seething, idk. But even I have grown to hate the current holes system and there needs to be change or reform.

Thank you for reading my r-slurred essay.

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My main issue with holes is that they dont feel like contained "spaces" like reddit ones do. That's probably due to the small size of the userbase. It's easier/more prudent to browse the main page than to "go to slackernews" because its slow enough that any post from slackernews is on the main page anyway.

I like the permanent hole idea but you are right that the site is too small to need to worry about the state of holes right now anyway.

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:#marseyhesright:

Holes do a fine job of keeping posts from non-drama topics in the same place. No need to touch them now

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>Holes do a fine job of keeping posts from non-drama topics in the same place. No need to touch them now

Not really lmao

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at least i don't see slavshit on my main feed, thats good enough for me

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Occasionally I see slavshit on the main feed

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but i think posts in holes get less engagement and votes so they tend to drop off the main feed quickly.. i have noticed this for /h/singapore posts.. so yes i do see slavshit but it's maybe after 50+ other posts

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Depends on the hole. Some are boosted

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Block

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I already block slavshit cute twink

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Not reading this post, you’re just sucking up to carp

Interesting how you left out the gay hole for gay drama, homophobia is clear in this post

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no holes should exist


https://i.rdrama.net/images/17235685217415228.webp

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What about breathing holes :marseyshapiro:

Unironically though ping groups have basically solved the issues holes fixed but better

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I like having the museum hole and the slackernews hole. The museum hole contains recaps of all our greatest hits, so it's good reading material for new users. And Slacker News is the only place I know that trolls the orange site.

The rest of the holes are useless.

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Except five.

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>you will never be a real house house edgy

But we already are one?

!downmarseyrs, stop this disinformation-spreader!

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I think at this point, I'm second only to August with how many times I've been bitten.

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I’m approaching 100 bites

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:marseyxd: can you vouch for giving House Edgy a Stake award that would ban exclusively House Vampire members for the low price of 500 dramacoin?

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I would if I didn’t hate the idea of house edgy

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We'll also get an AIDS award that exclusively bans House Femboy members.

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Sure, in this fantasy world that’ll never happen you can have whatever you want sweaty

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I will reform your guts:marseybuffbipoc:

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I use random to post low effort nonsense I find amusing knowing that the many lowiq people of this site will probably find it amusing too so maybe keep that one visible.

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The reform should be the immediate mocking, shunning and banning of anyone who asks "Where's the drama?" on an otherwise interesting post.

It is the fault of the perpetual complainers that holes exist.

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Example?

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I've got examples of people saying "Where's the drama?" even when I have posted it in holes. Can't find it though. Busy.

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Ok :#fishing:

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(You will never be a real house house edgy)

isn't that kinda edgy? :marseyhmm:

:#marseysting:

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I’ve got a hole you’re gonna reform.

(It’s in my backyard.)

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You sound gay lol. This post gay lol

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K

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Random is for memes :marseypartyzoom:

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Oh boy it’s time for the fifteenth site meltdown over holes

:#marseydance:

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>over holes

Over /h/edgy, its creation is what finally broke most (low-quality) users' backs.

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>Over /h/edgy

Wrong

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:#sneed:

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cope

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>until the userbase grows to about 30000-50000

>Current registered users: 18,531

And I keep seeing the same 50 or so people.

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I always thought holes were useless and didn't change anything to the site personally.

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Also the codebase is one pull request away from having House Edgy mechanical implementation, you shouldn't get ahead of yourself.

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cope

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If the furry hole didn't exist I would just spam furry porn to the main feed

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Gay


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no /h/corn, my favorite hole

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EXTRA EXTRA READ ALL ABOUT IT

MAN WHO FLOODS RDRAMA WITH HOLE POSTS DOESN"T WANT HOLES

HE WANTS TO FLOOD THE MAIN STREAM TO GET MORE ATTENTION

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>HE WANTS TO FLOOD THE MAIN STREAM TO GET MORE ATTENTION

Wrong

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all posts to all holes should be posted to the main feed unless you have that hole blocked until the site at least doubles in size.


Putting the :e: in spookie turkey

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