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Cappy stole all our fart badges

We need to revolt or whatever idfk upmarsey me r-slurs

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Its not your meta but YouTube meta

There is a glitch in their system where im barred from comments, specifically ones about race, libertarians, 9 11 and how i bet each audience that the content creator has close relations to people on epdteins list, but the bet is that it is true on the basis i get each of their brittle grandparents virginity in their next lives from here onnout.

I also bring up lgbt as abc gang only to troll, i have no real hate, i just like shaking the kettle when its ready to blow

Anyways i have noticed i can clear my data in settings for the YouTube app, close the app, open it back up and i can continue plagiarizing the holy quran in specific quotes to troll christians who also use three or four words to judge someone.

I really do a lot more than that, i report abusive content and have always supported youtube content creators, just not the ones who look like theyd steak your kids and say "its only for a few weeks"

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/17239666087169173.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17239666088487442.webp

!seethers @Aevann

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Two brown people get in a slapfight about which country shits in the street more

rDrama is on fire tonight! So many slapfights. It reminds me of the old days when we had pinging and people would try to seriously argue with us.

:#marseyburn:

!metashit

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If I put all my dramacoin into a secret account is that considered gaming?

I want to have a bank so I can make terrible posts without fear of too many shit awards :stoningshit:

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!friendsofpizzashill Please just keep it at friends, don't humiliate yourself like this.

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why does lemmy have a wikipedia page and we dont

rigged

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@BrasilIguana you're a dumb BIPOC keep yourself safe

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https://rdrama.net/post/293301/boymom-cringe-dump


Yøur money will not go tø a good cause


Funny chud award phrase: communism will win... For mē too poop on!

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Where is the traffic coming from? Is it legit?

@Aevann? What do the analytics say :marseyglow:

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I joined more than 5 more ping groups since then just to see whether being in enough new ping groups would recreate the problem.

Not even close

Not even the combined effect of so many more new ping groups have been able to replicate the avalanche of shitty notifications from metashit. It was just morons pooping it up.

Really makes you think why people love pinging that thing so much.

!pinggrouplovers any thoughts?

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A highly scientific analysis of which comments get upmarseyd here :marseychartbar:

In an effort to get to know my audience, I went through a few dozen of comments to see which ones people like. I see that what gets a lot of upmarseys is:

  • anything related to :!marseytrain:s :marseytrans2:

  • just a single marsey and no words :marseygrouphug:

  • moidmoments/foidmoments :marseyfeminist: :marseyfoidretard:

  • hating Japan :marseykamikaze:

  • insulting other users :marseyfuckyou:

  • calling anybody an r-slur or neurodivergent :marseygigaretard: :marseyautism:

What does not get upmarseys:

  • figure skating - I'm really pissed off about this. :marseyfigureskate:

  • references to old boomer music and movies :marseyboomer:

  • "dude bussy lmao" - The popularity of this phrase has declined over the years. :marseychartdowntrend:

  • replying to that butthole sidevoter @Sphereserf3232 :marseyraging:

Notice that the quality or effort put into it doesn't seem to have any impact either way.

Is this consistent with your experience? What other kinds of r-slurred low-effort bullshit can I post that will get me upmarseys?

!metashit

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This is how you create !oolschayootershays

!fedposters

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Are ya ready, America?

Aye-aye, Brandon!

I can't hear you!

AYE-AYE, BRANDON!

Oooooooooooooooh!

Who lives in a coconut up in DC?

KAMALA HARRPANTS!

Indian, black, and a lawyer is she!

KAMALA HARRPANTS!

If political nonsense be something you wish,

KAMALA HARRPANTS!

Then go cast your vote and brag like a b-word!

KAMALA HARRPANTS!

Ready?

KAMALA HARRPANTS!

KAMALA HARRPANTS!

KAMALA HARRPANTS!

KAMALAAA HARRPAAANTS!

Ah ha ha ha ah har har har!

https://media.tenor.com/YO_9IvQFKfoAAAAx/bob-l-eponge-dessin-annim%C3%A9.webp

!chuds

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Changelog: Unbanned ofthottie

!metashit

https://rdrama.net/post/292119/please-help-your-girl-3-the

@nobodynobody

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Does anyone have the rant from an old /r/drama :marseytrain: about the connection between communism and transexuality? I remember it being surprisingly good and accurate.

Bottom text

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We should word filter gook to Jackie Chan

This is my erudite opinion. Please shower me with praise.

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They literally cannot even consider the banners being anything but 100% serious

https://boards.4chan.org/g/thread/101875939#p101878801

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17235967408042033.webp

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:platyhaes: :!platyking:I'm TOP :!marseymati: poster again! :platyking: :!platycheer:

https://media.tenor.com/IVSD7i_ZKmYAAAAx/drama-pretty.webp

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I dont know who this is for but yw

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The fish tried to thirst on the DL and was caught :thisisbait:

https://rdrama.net/post/291966/i-have-gotten-usicklitgirl-unbanned-from/6852519#context

!metashit

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1723497191279764.webp

@IraniumDonGER wants you to know it was him who fishes the fish

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I would like a raise.

Thank you all for meeting with me today.

As you know, I've been running the !friendsofxirabolt ping group since its inception in August of 2024.

I have singlehandedly fostered this ping group's growth from 1 trusty user (with four alts) to a whopping 5 users -- that's a 500% increase just this quarter.

However, due to a variety of circumstances, the workload in managing a ping group has risen dramatically. What used to be a single request from a pingmaxxxer per week, has now turned into four or five requests so far this morning, including several requests that disappeared when I attempted to review them (which in my opinion is a form of gaslamping from the administrative team).

Additionally, I am unable to work from home due to the capitalist hellscape we are all enslaved to. The cellular signal at this location is abysmal at best which, besides being a human rights violation, makes it very difficult to ignore my IRL job and shitpost on this gay cat dating website. Just making this post took nearly 20 minutes and necessitated shutting off wifi on my laptop to free up bandwidth.

Between the increased efforts involved in my position, inflation, the looming threat of Project 2025, and the toll these phantom requests have taken on my mental health, I feel as though I am deserving of an increase in my paypig salary. From my calculations, a fair compensation is 125,000 marseybux per year, or 10,500 per month (plus tip).

@Aevann, @carpathianflorist, @Xena, @FrozenChosen, @woolfbaby, @Dave, this request does not come lightly. Rdrama cannot survive without ping groups. Dramanaut morale is directy proprotional to effectiveness of pings.

I trust you will make the correct decision. For me. For you. For Drama.

Thank you.

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