Lmfaoooo neighbor u been visit upon by tha ghost of Geeble 😱🐶😱 pass this on too 5 mayofoids or the ghost of Geeble will lick ur face while u sleep tonite bb 🐶👅😴

Trans Lives Matter

Lmfaoooo neighbor u been visit upon by tha ghost of Geeble 😱🐶😱 pass this on to 5 mayofoids or the ghost of Geeble will lick ur face while u sleep tonite bb 🐶👅😴

!friendsofmimwee !schizomaxxxers !lurkers !soren !merari !animalposters !pings

Lol. Called it when it was created

@JoeBiden !soren @kongbu !schizomaxxxers discuss

Not only is @August a foid, she isn't even a heckin cute and valid real woman

I have been encouraging her to transition but she refuses to do the needful

I have identified other likely biofoids in our midst: @kongbu (much evidence: good at art, censored s*x assigned at birth on passport she posted, obsession with s that only a terf could have), @justcool393 (claims to be a real woman but text voice passes too well, almost certainly a biofoid), @CrankyKongsCheedNFeed, @DonkeyKongisBetter, probably others

Is drama populated exclusively by !straggots in denial? (!nooticers discuss)

Also @August would you let a fat neighbor hit?

(I would like to make clear I am NOT a fatty and gussy is , asking for a friend)

@JoeBiden !soren !merari @Absinthe @sandkwinn @SpaceMilk !augustlovers !schizomaxxxers !biofoids discuss

Apparently they call this place "The Arena" in the underground gay s*x scene near where I live. I have it on good authority that men often "challenge" each other to "fights" at this place, but mysteriously there are no videos of people actually fighting here. Instead those "fights" are usually just dudes sucking each other off behind the bushes and stuff.

A good friend of mine actually went there one time "to investigate" and he said that he agrees with this theory because there's no blood stains or signs of a scuffle anywhere. There are doodoo stains out near the bushes though.

Anyways, he says he wants to "keep researching" this topic so he's been going out there pretty much every weekend for the past couple of months.

We reportmaxxed the tr00n cyberterrorist who leaked the no fly list and made him seethe hard, created a tranifesto that fooled Ian Miles Cheong and a bunch of people on the internet (as well as getting Washington Post coverage), baited Ian Miles Cheong (again!) and Tim Pool's editor in chief with a cinch news article (that got on the featured page of ifunny), got cinch news #fact checked by Snopes, and now journos at Cinch's front door.

Anything else I missed?

greed is good

Go on !chuds. Try it.

I've been noticing that not all dramatards that look at my thread actually upmarsey it. Look at this shit

This is frankly unacceptable and I'm honestly disappointed in all of you. If I get 1000 views I need to get 1000 upmarseys. This is a group effort folks step up your game or prepare for consequences!!!

Pwease swir dwont be edwgy to mwe

Groomercord users will be banned on sight.

Bye

I totally realize @funkykongpathianflorist is going to disagree with me here but I feel compelled to say that chudding me for a week wasn't a very kind thing to do. I have seen TONS of posts from edgy r-slurs and actual notzees talking about how the jews take away the only source of support and humor in a dark time. Irony and dirtbagism aside, taking away my aevann given right to jewpost without warning was not okay.

You can say cyberdick is being silly, or humorless or reactionary. Whatever. cyberdick love shitposting and cyberdick love this community. But sometimes cyberdick come home after dealing with normie coworkers and our banal reality all day, and this site is one of many things that make cyberdick feel like an r-slur that cyberdick am. It wasn't a good feeling too wake up too a weeklong chudding for the sake of irony. Maybe that's laughable or pathetic. But for me, it's true.

carp pls pin this post.

mild jooposting is not crime punishable by chudding. !illuminati !nonchuds help me out!!

trans lives matter

TL;DR: Holes bad, they need reform or it may lead to bad consequences for rdrama.

As a former advocate of holes, I have come to realize that carp was right about holes. All they have done is enable more seriousposting on both the main feed and in holes, make the content on this site worse, and made this site more boring.

That doesn't mean we should discontinue holes, because it's too late for that, but there needs to be reform. However, many of these reforma shouldn't happen until the site has a bigger userbase because implementing these reforms too early leads to fragmentation and the premature death of this website. Here are the reforms:

Make some holes permanent and create new ones for dramatic content

These changes shouldn't be implemented until the userbase grows to about 30000-50000. To make everyone happy and allow people to block drama they don't like, there would be permanent drama holes that wouldn't be hidden from the frontpage and dedicated to specific topics. They may include:

• slackernews (tech drama)

• peakpoors (poor drama)

• fatpeoplehate (fat drama)

• yiffinhell (furry drama)

• chudrama (chud containment zone like it is already)

• slavshit (russia-ukraine war drama+containment zone for warposters)

• vidya (video game drama)

• toomanyxchromosomes (foid drama)

• gaybros (gay drama)

• museumofrdrama (historic rdrama and /r/drama drama)

• kino (movie drama)

• meta (meta drama and meta posts, and may or may not be a hidden hole)

• future holes to be created for trans, international (/h/Singapore and /h/bharat could be international drama holes), lgbt, finance (wallstreetbets?), bardfinn, politics (revival of /r/politicope), pibbles, sportsball, anime, hollywood and celebrities, incels (braincels?), music drama, and any dramatic topics that become popular in the future.

• The main feed would still exist for drama that does not fit to a specific hole or for clueless r-slurs that don't know where to post the drama.

Then there would offtopic holes that are hidden by default to discourage seriousposting. They may include:

• random

• anime

• space

• mnn

• schizocel (groomercordcel containment zone)

• music

• dino

• foid

• sports

• proana

• food

• Other off-topic holes that can be created in the near future that dramatards may want

/h/marsey and /h/wallstreetbets would be exceptions for not being hidden by default.

House holes would be viewable to house members only. They would include:

• vampire

• racist

• femboy

• furry

(You will never be a real house house edgy)

Remaining holes would be legacy holes, which is the current holes system and still would cost 50000. They are still subject to the 7 day deletion and can become permanent holes under admin approval. This may be discontinued at any time.

There, potential reform ideas that may make holes better or worse. Or we can just kill it and have a day of seething, idk. But even I have grown to hate the current holes system and there needs to be change or reform.

Thank you for reading my r-slurred essay.

That is all, please leave your congratulations and well wishes below. I would also like my simps to be respectful of my new relationship, thank you.

PLEASE NOTE I want you all to know that this is a GAY relationship because I am a biomoid, not a foid.

Xxx August

!augustlovers

As the #1 friend of the inkwells, I decided to post my top brocel tier list

Best:

@Losercel funny, kind, always makes S-tier threads. Not khhv but that's ok

@AnarchoRodgerist have never seen him involved in metadrama, always makes interesting posts and is a believable trucel

@Transgender_spez comradecel and chud destroyer. Have never seen him simping Also khhv

Also best:

@Dramacel I don't believe he's an incel but he's one of the funniest and best people on this site, he also once said I could be volcel of honour when he marries his e-gf (kween @PennyKong )

@SpaceMilk nice and funny guy who is going to be shredded and ascend once all those drugs kick in, but I'd rather sneer at drama from the sidelines than be in the middle of it

@R-slur_Masturbator gigasimp who proposes to "foids" on the internet, but he's kind and lovely and sends cute kitten pics

@_____ hilarious though also a simp (and he has cool boney forearms!)

@Albussy_Dumbledonkeykong pings me a lot, is occasionally funny

don't really like:

@FreshDavidKoresh fakecel, pretends to be a heckin based misogynist but suspiciously was always posting owls to ted and begging for her attention

hate:

every bluepilled simp who shits on incels when they themselves are a million times worse, educate yourself+do better

if you didn't make the list, try showering more and getting a better personality

@Kong-Vann and @funkykongpathianflorist have become redditalicious recently. This neighbor didn't even use any scary no no words and he's permachudded + banned. It's not ironic or to cause drama they're just jannying anything remotely offensive to libs.

I myself have had to make 10 accounts in a row because carp keeps shadowbanning me for saying BIPOC. Dark days.

Definitely DON'T do this guys!

everything's out of order, why make this change

pls put it back to the way it was @DiddyMoon @Kong-Vann @Schizo @TwoLargeSnakesMating