https://www.reuters.com/world/middle-east/dozens-hezbollah-members-wounded-lebanon-when-pagers-exploded-sources-witnesses-2024-09-17/
!jidf holy shit mossad 
is good
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Mossad 
hacks Hezbollah radios, making them explode 
somehow, hundreds of Hezbollah members injured 
- 72
- 85
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Now THIS is how you scheme. None of that r-slurred "give duffel bags of cash to local criminals who promise to support democracy and trans rights" stuff the CIA does, this is actual Glowie Chad shit. Mossad either:
Either way, the level of panic and distrust they've been able to plant is incredible
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From my experience with vapes "exploding" and working in a field where we test thermal runaway for vehicle sized batteries, my money is on explosives being snuck into the pagers. Lithium battery "explosions" look more like a thermite burning aggressively, these videos look like literal grenades. Fact that people were indoors for a lot of these also probably shows it's not some external weapon.
This is some genius level planning though.
Hezbollah is going to have to operate like cavemen until they figure out another way to communicate. And even then, they're now physically identifiable
With all that said:
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darn, love that no one opened any of them up to fix one. "huh it's got two things that look like batteries, weird.... anyway"
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Rumors are that the explosive component had hand written "backup battery, don't touch, pork inside" so it was foolproof
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I have one question.
If this was true, how did NONE of the sandnigs ever think to just once open the thing to look inside to ensure they're not tapped?
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Honestly no clue how this wasn't caught by a single person dropping a pager and the cover slipping off, one single defective battery prompting someone to open it, or anything that would prompt them to see if there wasn't something right about them.
Then again these people are all severely inbred anyway so they may just not any idea what the inside of a pager should look like
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because if the bomb is in the battery they'd only find it by opening the battery itself
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They did this in the past. In the '90s they got "the Engineer" by giving him a phone with a bomb planted in it. No idea if this is related.
What I do know is that Netanyahu is giving up every secret advantage the Israelis have for nothing. They killed 8 guys. That's it. Nick Fuentes would be a better prime minister of Israel.
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Isn't maiming better in a sense that they'll be just draining resources without being able to contribute and demoralising potential recruits? Martyrdom replaced with being a peepeeless cripple.
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Yes if it's a landmine and you blow the enemy's foot off. But this apparently just gave a bunch of civilians eye injuries. If that's what you consider winning, you might want to rethink your strategy.
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Also, how incompetent is Hezbollah? You'd think an org that size would do at least a few hardware audits to see what sort of hardware-level bugs foreign Glowies might try to slip in. I can't imagine 10+ grams of plastic explosive would escape that
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They actually
blew up the fricking 
pagers. The second 
video 
in the linked tweet happened in a supermarket, there's actually 
several cctv videos of this happening 
in supermarkets, can't exactly get a hidden 
mystery weapon 
into one of those without anyone else seeing or hearing 
anything......right?
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Holy shit lmao that's like WWII-SOE-level spy vs spy scheming. I hope the Mossad agent in charge is wearing a linen suit, sipping a shaken not stirred martini and making misogynistic comments to his waitress to celebrate being the real James Bond
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'scuse me gotta make a quick call
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even with actual video i still don't know if i can bring myself to believe they can just blow up pagers HOW DOES THAT EVEN WORK I DON'T UNDERSTAND
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Small explosive charge slipped in at the factory at over the years I would wager.
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are you sure it wasn't jew magic
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Jew magic doesn't have that range
Only pagan witches can do that, but only if they're super hot.
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What if it's a jewess that's a hot pagan witch? Like Elvira? What's that power level like?
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It inverts and becomes as powerful as black
card game grifter.
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The only realistic
answer 
is that they found 
a way to frick with the batteries and made them pop
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Nah, the videos aren't consistent with li-ion battery manipulation.
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that seems more believable than the theory that they manufactured them with bombs
but it still seems barely believable THIS WHOLE THING IS SO WEIRD
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ive seen many people online
talk about how the blasts are far more consistent with explosive 
charges than a battery 
burst so it actually 
seems like the whole bomb thing at the moment 
is the most plausible explanation
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idk about radios, butt iiirc the Vault 7 leak showed they can make some smartphones blow up if they want.
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I'm assuming they hacked the pagers and caused the batteries to short out somehow. They are reporting burns mainly
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The videos don't show effects consistent with overdriving or puncturing li-ion.
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Nah I agree, after looking at more videos, they sold them pagers with explosives
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!commenters
Funny update
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Are they going to do anything about it this time or are they just going to impotently seethe like last time?
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Nothing ever happens, especially not Iran's epic red flag of war
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The most successful Iraninan response to an attack is them blowing up their own airliner full of Iranians.
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This time they're going to shoot down two commercial airliners full of their own citizens. That'll learn em
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I think
they can't do anything 
without admitting that their ambassador is either an active Hezbollah member with his own Hezbollah pager, or is close 
enough 
to them and stuff idk of Iran has ever officially admitted to financing Hezbollah
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Ambassador? nore like amblastador
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Jews will be able to blow up your phone for posting antisemitic content by 2026
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Well, if you don't post antisemitic content, then you have nothing to fear
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@Grue want too blow up Jewish phones. Give @Grue the secret methods.
@Grue stand with Israel, after all
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Leftoid seethe incoming
"You can't just violently dispatch terrorists who attack your nation with impunity and wish death upon your people! They're brown!"
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Israelis are also brown terrorists
That said this is based so @Grue stand with israel
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But what about the innocent Hezbollah members
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What would they be guilty of?
@Grue stand with Israel
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How though? I imagine it's something to do with the battery? I didn't expect a shitty pager battery to explode with enough strength to send people to the hospital
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they put explosive into the devices and them sold them trough a middlemen
old jewish trick , see https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yahya_Ayyash#Assassination
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How long did the Mossad wait for this lmao
And how did not a single terrorist break their pager and somehow found the explosives
Really impressive
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Probably waited years laughing at them for thinking how smart they were about using pagers instead of smartphones.
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Well firstly, Lebanon, so they don't even know how a lager works beyond push button.
Secondly Mossad has easy access to discrete explosives. As long as it's wired to whatever the detonator would be and they have it set up, they can just blow a small amount, maybe a few grams worth potentially stuff in the shell of the pager.
I can't see the vids to make any guesses beyond that since twitter is stupid and wants logins tho
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Deserved for using a pager in 2024
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Kinda makes sense for them. The Jews can't track or listen in on a pager since it's recieve only.
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But apparently they can make them explode
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Jews are so crafty.
Genuinly impressive.
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You can find many similar
videos on xitter
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hahahahahahahaha !wpd
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Hahahahaha get fricked
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deliberately mutilating peoples hand is absolutely fricked lol
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Blowing off their hands or a portion of their hip/leg/thigh in such numbers that it will hamstring the frick out of their fighting capability lol
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Can't frick your 72 incel virgins without your peepee, tho.
Front pocket is next to what, lol?
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!codecels exploding pagers
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activate it
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Who knew there where that many drug dealers over there?
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heres a video of one blowing up
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Wow, that's incredible. Good work Jews.
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Based and Hyperion-pilled
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Elaborate?
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Snapshots:
https://www.reuters.com/world/middle-east/dozens-hezbollah-members-wounded-lebanon-when-pagers-exploded-sources-witnesses-2024-09-17/:
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