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Dumb Whore with 400k Salary Gets Shitcanned Over Not Understanding How Company Cards Work

https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2024/oct/17/meta-fires-staff-free-meal-vouchers-buy-household-goods

That included one unnamed worker on a $400,000 salary, who said they had used their meal credits to buy household goods and groceries such as toothpaste and tea.

On the anonymous messaging platform Blind, they wrote: "On days where I would not be eating at the office, like if my husband was cooking or if I was grabbing dinner with friends, I figured I ought not to waste the dinner credit."

DUMB WHOREEEEEEEEEEEEE

In other news, tons of Jeets are missing after recent tech layoffs. Costco was actually usable at lunch today :marseysaint:

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Person getting 1.5k every workday NEEDS those 80 bucks once in a while. How unfair! :marseylaptopangry:

Imagine being a grauniad journo and publishing this :marseybluecheck:

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Some people got fired for buying $2 toothpaste :marseyxd:

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The thing with these cards and allowances ALWAYS has been "keep your receipts". Chinese buffet won't be throwing flags (while they may sell other shit and ring it up as food). Supermarket or gas station however? Receipt better show food and nothing else. If anything this round of canning people rids the company of people who don't take things seriously. "This card is for food and we are generous. You bought non-food because of generous amount of free money, frick off." Perfect response.

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You can actually ask for your receipt at restaurants to just have the total and not be itemized. I was sent to San Francisco in 2015 to work out some kinks :marseycoomer2: at a subsidiary company the place I was working for had just acquired. After a strenuous 3.5 hours of labor I went downtown to some sushi spot that had great reviews. I did buy and eat a few rolls and a bowl of miso but i got totally shitfaced drinking sake for the reat of the afternoon. I asked the waiter to just put the total price on the receipt. It didnt even raise any flags when I submitted an $80 receipt for lunch for one person. If it had my excuse was going to be this is the bay area and they want top dollar for the freshest sushi.

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$80 for well reviewed sushi in bay area? Perfectly reasonable for a facebook person. WTF. Even without drinks. The person in question must have done some really creative accounting like "I didn't spend 10 days of company food, I buy appliance for $800".

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Girlmathed her way into a michellin star meal.

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You're right. The other issue is companies as large as Facebook use automated systems to look at receipts now. A human with that job may not have even read through the items bought, or just let it slide, but automated scanning system will flag everything that is noncompliant.

The expense system we use at my work runs on OpenAI which is wild, but fortunately they barely ask for receipts for anything

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My buddy put 20k on company credit card while drunk at Scores NY. Quit on Monday, took a job in LA and once they found out (tuesday) it took him 4 months to pay it off. Also divorced his wife after she caught him fricking some Trump slut that was on The Apprentice judges panel for a year or 2.

I guess she was a pretty good golfer, tho.

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What a chad

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Aspirational story, thank you for sharing.

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Living the dream. !boozers this could be us!

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:#marseyretardchad: Basado

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Holy shit this was a long time ago, right? Wasn't Scores the place Howard Stern went to?


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Shit going on 20 years.

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Darn I thought strip clubs died after a few years or rebranded at least. I remember that those girls made a shit ton of money. They were some expensive hoes.


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Hot bimbos can easily find a simp to take pictures of their gooch for onlyfans these days.

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true but nothing beats the smell of sweaty women covered in baby powder, showing off their c-section scars...

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King shit I kneel

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:#beavisandbuttheadrocking:

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https://www.teamblind.com/post/Meta-fired-30-people-in-LA-office-for-policy-violations-FCRtj8WM/42448432

These People make minimum 250k.

What most of the :marseygigaretard: employees don't realize is that it's not about the money they got caught stealing, if you can't even be trusted with a $25 credit no one wants you in a situation where you can do millions in damages.

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They got caught with the Sneaky link and had to pay the fvll price :marseyitsover:

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It's also supposed to be a business expense account

Companies can't write off expenses when the employees are buying shit for their house and boyfriends

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In other news, tons of Jeets are missing after recent tech layoffs.

its festival season, we will be back

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Are you people not allowed in public during diwali and shit?

Its so quiet and nice. Not 1 Tesla tried to swerve into me today. It was great :marseyparty:

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no, we are doing other things like having parties and shit, most people go home to india and come back after the festival

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Can you extend festival season to last all year?

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jots down another reason why October is the best month

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:#marseyautumn:

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most people go home to india and come back after the festival

Note to self: close borders mid October to instantly solve jeet problem

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https://media.tenor.com/hE5sMil1QVIAAAAx/american-experience-ride-the-wave.webp

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You guys get Diwali. South Americans have tons of festivals. We get frickin pride parades and peaceful protests. :marseyraging:


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hey you have indigenous day now!!

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Latams get like 2 days off in a row sometimes

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What about Christmas and Easter and the Assumption and Pentecost? You are free to celebrate those with as much fent as you can snort


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Who gets high on fent on Christmas? Shameless! Christmas is for pure cocaine only.


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You are obligated to do a line everytime you hear "I'm dreaming of a white christmas"

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just tell them you're jewish and take all 8 days of hannukah off

it's like ur not even trying smh

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On Diwali we have too go wherever we are allowed too blow up firecrackers and breathe in the fumes.

Kamala will win.

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WHY DO YOU EAT LUNCH ALONE AT A COSTCO????

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I went shopping on my lunch break since I generally work from home for the foreseeable future.

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I generally work from home for the foreseeable future.

EVEN WORSE!!!!!!!

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:marseytwerking:

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Companies that issue these kinds of things are usually very explicit on what you can and cannot use them for and you're required to acknowledge that you understand. If they don't they'll reprimand you the first time and fire you the second so these r-slurs can't play dumb like they had no idea.

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Grapevine says Meta is going after as many people possible to cuck people out of severance packages.

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I hope so. You can't stay a trillion dollar company by paying people that don't work for you. I can't wait until Meta is the first quadrillion dollar company that beams ads to the brain antennas that people pay for and kills former employees and their families.

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:#taypray:

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:marseyhesright:

I used to have a company card at a previous job. They made it clear that the purpose of the card was only things I'd otherwise be allowed to reimburse/expense, and the card was simply there to make the filing process much easier.

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And there's always a lot of leeway if you spend a lot once in a while just don't make it a habit like you're abusing it, unless you work for some nickle and diming corporation

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:marseypikachu2#:

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UberEats and Grubhub. Daily allowances include $20 for breakfast, $25 for lunch and $25 for dinner.

So basically covers one drink and delivery fee in California

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There was a food contractor that fetched all the meals at once so the delivery fee was usually covered by Meta, so it was just straight up just food during Rona.

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When I interviewed with Amazon onsite, they said they wouldn't pay for alcohol and gave me a stipend for food. I submitted a $200 receipt for dinner with alcohol thinking they would pay some of it but not the alcohol and they paid for the whole thing. :marseyshrug:

When I worked for ATT I had a corporate card and it was forbidden to put personal things on it, but I know some people did (I was young and naive and too afraid to break the rules back then lol).

My guess is that someone was letting it go and ignoring it, they left their job and someone wanting to show their totes loyalty to bootlick the megacorp narc'd them out. Frick corporations.

I have to say though that some people are pretty brazen on Blind about where they work for these FAANG companies and I'm surprised they are so open about it. I imagine if you worked there it would be easy to figure out who they are, and they often say chuddy shit or trauma dump about their sexless marriage or lonely life. How embarrassing.


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(I was young and naive

darn didnt know credit cards existed in the 60s

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I hid it in my 8 track holder. :marseywholesome:


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Costco was actually usable at lunch today

A Korean who goes to Costco on a daily basis. :marseyshook:

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I usually go once a week to buy jank.

Went in today to buy an air purifier since my last one got bricked somehow.

Also found out Costco is selling a Jurassic Park Pinball Machine for under 5k USD.

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Jesus. Buy it.

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I dont have anywhere to put it though. :(

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Yeah that's a bunch of severances saved since now they probably don't have to pay at least some of them due to dismissal with cause. Same with RTO stuff forcing you to quit.

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