Yesterday when I said:

Kate Middleton's head crudely Photoshopped onto a body-double.

Look at the fuzzy blending of her hair into the child's sleeve and how the two children's arms conveniently form a perfect area for disguising Prince William's shoddy cut and paste job.

Don't believe what they want you to believe.

https://rdrama.net/h/toomanyxchromosomes/post/252310/kate-middleton-confirmed-dead/6086906#context

I wasn't just pretending to be an r-slur. I was giving my professional assessment as a forensic image analyst. And only one person upmarseyed me.

And now international news agencies are removing the image because they, too, have clocked that it's fake.

Kate Middleton Coma Conspiracy IS BACK!

!nooticers did you nootice this yesterday?

Former New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie announced Wednesday that he is getting out of the 2024 presidential campaign — as his main competition for moderate votes in the New Hampshire primary, Nikki Haley, gains on Donald Trump in the state.

"It's clear to me tonight that there isn't a path for me to win the nomination," Christie told voters at an evening event. "Which is why I'm suspending my campaign for president of the United States."

"I want to promise you this," he continued. "I'm going to make sure that in no way do I enable Donald Trump to ever be president of the United States again. And that's more important than my own personal ambition."

!chuds are you ready for Haley to take New Hampshire?

Yikes.

Maybe some sick frick can find the details that are "too grotesque to publish" and led the judge to excuse half the courtroom, but that ain't gumma be me.

Surprisingly, this guy's twitter account is still up:

https://twitter.com/adambritton/status/1454582730088353795

Some helpful twatters giving some detail around what he actually did.

Disclaimer I hate both of these people.

Subtext: Sophie turner, ugly redhead foid from GOT married r-slur manlet Joe Jonas and they just got divorced.

Sophie turner was spotted on Jonas' ring camera making out with some BBC.

The craziest part of this NEWS is how Joe Jonas is actually out of her league. He could have had any woman but he went for the bottom 8% of celebrities.

Anyway Sophie's dirty laundry is starting to come out. Lots of videos partying with black dudes in clubs while married (and a mother. Jonas has been taking care of their kids for 8 months)

Tl;Dr Joe Jonas gets chucked by Sophie Turner BBC addiction.

They don't even have an inventory of all their artifacts so employees are just pocketing stuff and selling it on eBay. All the countries whose stuff is held there with the excuse that Britain is more secure are outraged.

Penny is due back in court on March 20

Who else is excited for a fiery butt peaceful summer of love?

Canada should charge them $26 million tied to net worth for every traveller from India and Africa.

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The 32% of Americans who say they trust the mass media "a great deal" or "a fair amount" to report the news in a full, fair and accurate way ties Gallup's lowest historical reading, previously recorded in 2016. Although trust in media currently matches the historical low, it was statistically similar in 2021 (36%) and 2022 (34%).

Another 29% of U.S. adults have "not very much" trust, while a record-high 39% register "none at all." This nearly four in 10 Americans who completely lack confidence in the media is the highest on record by one percentage point. It is 12 points higher than the 2016 reading, which came amid sharp criticism of the media from then-presidential candidate Donald Trump -- making the current assessment of the media the grimmest in Gallup's history. In 2016, U.S. adults were most likely to say they had "not very much" trust (41%).

The latest poll, conducted Sept. 1-23, marks just the second time, along with last year, that the share of Americans who have no confidence at all in the media has surpassed the percentage with a great deal or fair amount of trust.

Gallup first asked this question in 1972 and has tracked it nearly every year since 1997. Trust ranged from 68% to 72% in three readings in the 1970s, and though it had declined by the late 1990s, it remained at the majority level until 2004, when it fell to 44%. After rebounding slightly to 50% in 2005, it has not risen above 47% since.

Democrats'  Trust in Media Down, Lowest Since 2016

Democrats' confidence in the mass media has consistently outpaced Republicans', but the latest gap of 47 points is the narrowest since 2016. Democrats' trust in the media has fallen 12 points over the past year, to 58%, and compares with 11% among Republicans and 29% among independents.

The gap in partisans' media confidence was largest from 2017 through 2022. During that period, Democrats' trust was above its trend average of 64%, while Republicans' and independents' confidence were each below their averages (33% and 44%, respectively).

Aggregated data last year showed that young Democrats trust the media far less than older Democrats, while Republicans are less varied in their views by age group.

Bottom Line

Americans' confidence in the mass media to report the news fully, fairly and accurately is at its lowest point since 2016, when Republicans' trust fell sharply. This low confidence reading for the fourth estate comes at a time when trust in each of the three branches of the federal government is also low.

In addition, Gallup in June found confidence readings in both TV news and newspapers that were near their historical lows and last December found a record-low-tying rating of the honesty and ethics of journ*lists.

Although partisans remain sharply divided in their views of the media, Democrats' trust fell significantly this year. Still, a majority of Democrats but few Republicans continue to have confidence in the mass media. Republicans' low confidence in the media has little room to worsen, but Democrats' could still deteriorate and bring the overall national confidence reading down further.

Thought he was gay tbh.