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It would be funny if this was true and the reason nobody fucks with Earth is that it is very intimidating that we’re just blasting our signals out nonstop like “come at me, bro.” https://t.co/NcR8gWycGl
— Open Source Stupidity (OSSTU) Starfish (@IRHotTakes) January 21, 2024
This isn't drama but I think it's cool.
Encounters of the homosexual kind:
Thank you for sharing your weird porn taste with us:
This is profiling and you know it:
Just burn your equivalent of chinx and sexy Indian dudes for fuel duh:
OH SNAP:
Idk what this means but hopefully you neurodivergents will:
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tbh my only hope for humanity is that when we're on the brink of developing an AI that kills us all some benevolent aliens will intervene and say "okay, we've let you have your fun but no more".
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Space is big and empty, there's your answer to the Fermi "paradox".
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An expansionist species still will have had billions of years by now to make some sort of visible impact on the stars.
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And my expansionist peepee has had billions of years to make a visible impact on your mom but I still haven't done it.
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The world is empty and lifeless, and our existence was extremely unlikely and will soon end.
Also what's with the loli guy?
Aliens aren't going to visit because some rando on twitter masturbates to little anime girls?
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Liu Cixin and his consequences have been a disaster for science fiction.
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I have a theory that we're the only planet that poops and everyone doesn't come here because we're gross. It's the most likely scenario.
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New alien fricking technique just dropped.
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Somebody ping king krazy about this
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Nerds need to stop
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You think aliens are gooning to all the human porn we broadcast?
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Would aliens that want to frick humans basically be the equivalent of our furries? Literally the only thing more embarrassing than being wiped out by aliens would be being wiped out by furstrag aliens.
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Almost def.
They prob think we gonna r*pe them after sending nudes as our intro.
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They made the pp too small now the ayylmaos are laughing at us
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I really hate those academic r-slurs for coming up with that.
I swear only the sociologists could've come up with the naked part.
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Should have had them dressed in Yeezy drip tbh
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"This is us. As you can see we all have both a convex and smaller
more dense rectangular AT Field. We can manifest 
a supernova burst in front 
of us with our minds. We dropped 
a pin for you on Google 
Maps. And the eyes on top are ALWAYS WATCHING."
"Also notice
the speed 
lines behind 
us (we are very fast)."
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ASL?
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Why's the foid standing so sassily
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She doing the "go ask for a threesome" stance.
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FOR THE EMPEROR
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Kill xenos
Behead xenos
Roundhouse kick a xeno into concrete
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Total Alien Death
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Dr. Who when he finds out we sent this fricking
probe to the aliens 
with instructions 
on where 
to find us:
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Heh, nothing personnel kid
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Why even live?
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Humanity is the elder race, you have to be the progenitor of all that
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Snapshots:
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Encounters of the homosexual kind::
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Thank you for sharing your weird porn taste with us::
ghostarchive.org
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This is profiling and you know it::
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Just burn your equivalent of chinx and sexy Indian dudes for fuel duh::
ghostarchive.org
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Idk what this means but hopefully you neurodivergents will::
ghostarchive.org
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