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YALLAHblessYoTraplord al/qaeda complicit in several ongoing genocides  8mo ago (x.com) Edited 8mo ago 561 thread views #239222

Why don't aliens love us bros?

https://x.com/IRHotTakes/status/1749137811746234716

This isn't drama but I think it's cool.

Encounters of the homosexual kind:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17059246412183547.webp

Thank you for sharing your weird porn taste with us:

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This is profiling and you know it:

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Just burn your equivalent of chinx and sexy Indian dudes for fuel duh:

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OH SNAP:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17059246420577395.webp

Idk what this means but hopefully you neurodivergents will:

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tbh my only hope for humanity is that when we're on the brink of developing an AI that kills us all some benevolent aliens will intervene and say "okay, we've let you have your fun but no more".

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Space is big and empty, there's your answer to the Fermi "paradox".

:!marseybooba:

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An expansionist species still will have had billions of years by now to make some sort of visible impact on the stars.

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And my expansionist peepee has had billions of years to make a visible impact on your mom but I still haven't done it.

:!marseybooba:

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>humans think they're special so that's why aliens blah blah blah

:#marseymanysuchcases:

The world is empty and lifeless, and our existence was extremely unlikely and will soon end.

:#marseydealwithit:

Also what's with the loli guy?

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Aliens aren't going to visit because some rando on twitter masturbates to little anime girls?

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Liu Cixin and his consequences have been a disaster for science fiction. :marseyjewoftheorientglow:

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:marseychingchongnotes:

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I have a theory that we're the only planet that poops and everyone doesn't come here because we're gross. It's the most likely scenario.

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New alien fricking technique just dropped.

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Somebody ping king krazy about this

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@Ping-Krazy

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Nerds need to stop

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You think aliens are gooning to all the human porn we broadcast? :marseycoomer2:

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Would aliens that want to frick humans basically be the equivalent of our furries? Literally the only thing more embarrassing than being wiped out by aliens would be being wiped out by furstrag aliens.

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Almost def.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1705927557617471.webp

They prob think we gonna r*pe them after sending nudes as our intro.

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They made the pp too small now the ayylmaos are laughing at us

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I really hate those academic r-slurs for coming up with that.

>:marseyconfused: why should they be naked?

>:marseyjones: Because we must show them our peepee and vagina!!!!

>:marseyhmm: But wouldn't that give them the impression that we're a bunch of barbaric morons who haven't invented clothes yet?

>:soyjakferal: First of all, you can't say "barbaric" because that's A BAD WORD. Second, we must show them our peepeees and vaginas because that's what we have so we must show them!!!

>:holdupjak: .....

I swear only the sociologists could've come up with the naked part.

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Should have had them dressed in Yeezy drip tbh

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"This is us. As you can see we all have both a convex and smaller :marseyvenn5: more dense rectangular AT Field. We can manifest :marseymanifestdestiny: a supernova burst in front :marseyviewerstare: of us with our minds. We dropped :marseyautismcap: a pin for you on Google :marseygetgle: Maps. And the eyes on top are ALWAYS WATCHING."

"Also notice :marseyattentionseeker: the speed :marseydisagreesuperspeed: lines behind :marseynotes2: us (we are very fast)."

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ASL?

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Why's the foid standing so sassily

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She doing the "go ask for a threesome" stance.

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FOR THE EMPEROR

:marsey40k#talking:

:!marseybooba:

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Kill xenos

Behead xenos

Roundhouse kick a xeno into concrete

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Total Alien Death

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>tfw Doctor Who is actually saving humanity from aliens

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Dr. Who when he finds out we sent this fricking :marseytom: probe to the aliens :marseytheorist: with instructions :marseyikea: on where :marseydrama: to find us:

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>Some loser cooperates with me

>Kill him right afterwards

Heh, nothing personnel kid

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>tfw no cute mommy alien gf to suck out your genetic materials with her mouth tendrils

>tfw no warm three titted ayyy qt gf to caress your hair with 2 arms and play with your peepee with her other 2

>tfw no alien dolphin gf that produces mind altering and orgasm enhancing procreational fluid from her reproductive orifice while riding you until you give her your precious DNA

Why even live? :marseycry:

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Humanity is the elder race, you have to be the progenitor of all that

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:#marseyrudolph2:

Snapshots:

Encounters of the homosexual kind::

Thank you for sharing your weird porn taste with us::

This is profiling and you know it::

Just burn your equivalent of chinx and sexy Indian dudes for fuel duh::

Idk what this means but hopefully you neurodivergents will::
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