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https://www.reddit.com/r/DumpsterDiving
Not exactly a niche subreddit, so you've probably seen it, but there are definitely some gems.
Loser finds cases of soda 
convinces wife to take glamour shots 
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and of course they are
peasantry and swinging go hand in hand
Redditor needs new shoes, fortuitously finds the ugliest shoes ever made
imagine pulling something like this out of the trash 
"food"
yum I guess
Expired dumpster beef
you got a license for that
diabetes
..it's trash
the gays are stealing all the trash
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As much as I like making fun of poors, this country
wastes way too much food. I'm kind of glad these braps are doing something with it
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We make more food than we need by a metric ton on purpose so that if there is a partial unforeseen crop failure we will have enough food. The day that shortage happens then wasting food will be bad. You just have a value system that isn't suited to our current reality.
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Americans lose weight and stop wasting as much
Ok… and?
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Why are you all so neurodivergently fixated on not "wasting" food?
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I'm not sure because I feel like it's my god given right as an American.
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Americans not throwing out 50% as much? Surprisingly even fatter
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The country wastes food exactly because of the kind of people who dumpster dive.
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New fun word loophole
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Not just food either, I've dragged in a full recliner that I found, working condition and not dirty, just leans a bit too far back if you aren't expecting it, cleaned it and used fabric softener just incase.
I even found a full butt table in perfect condition and a working A.C that my neighbor threw out because he was getting evicted and had to dump all his shit.
Man now I'm remembering the full box of books I got too.
All this stuff wasn't even in the dumpster, just put beside it. Darn it feels good to be cheapskate
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I will never get any stuffed furniture second hand. The risk of bed bugs hitching a ride just isn't worth it.
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Who would have guessed there is a frequent overlap between people who need to gather their home furniture from discarded pieces left on the street and people who live in apartment buildings where their neighbors need to be evicted?
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yeah, he got evicted because his roommate almost lit the entire place on fire because he was smoking weed with a heater against his blanket, he got evicted too since he smoked the stuff as well. He was a cool guy. part of the military back in the 60's assigned to the The Berliner and he loved talking about motorcycles
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I hope the food is poisoned.
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You're single and this dude is diving in ketchup covered dumpsters with this babe
What's your excuse incels?
edit: nvm they're "swingers" aka she gets peepeeed down by other dudes daily, forgive me incels you were right
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She does look good but diet Dr pepper? What a disappointment diet soda is whack
!sodadrinkers
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If I found a lifetime supply of diet Dr Pepper it'd be like that guy who broke his glasses just before he could read all those books
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Foids
love that shit. Save it to lure one to the bunker
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Diet Coke is literally the best soda. Dr Pepper is disgusting, it doesn't even taste like a beverage.
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it's diet dr. pepper so he may as well be a literal eunuch
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The cardboard
sign
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Utterly based dumpster defender
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They'd probably allow him to dumpsterdrive if he didn't look like such a CUTE TWINK
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New bait sub?
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new snappy quote plzz
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Shit like the DP and cereal are just thrown out by stores for being past the expiration date and are fine, they just go stale or flat months later. Honestly fine.
That beef is fricking gnarly looking though.
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There was one guy who was bragging about his turkey bacon haul
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nvm it was regular bacon just so old it turned into turkey bacon color lmao
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My last gf used to freeze milk bags that was going bad to save it (Canadian thing)
I hated that shit
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Easterners out
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I wonder
if that subreddit overlaps with /r/tummytrouble or /r/diarrhea or /r/whoopsishitmypants
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LET ME IN LET ME INNNN
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Fr fr. I can understand the cans and sealed cereal but who eats unrefrigerated beef? That's asking for a parasite.
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Bro soda takes like a year to expire i am not touching that shit if it actually gets that old
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This sub reminds me of pizza posts where he brags about getting 3 day expired salads for 2 dollars a piece
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I wish he was fake
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I go after shady in store mark downs, not trash food.
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So exactly the same except not free. Got it.
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No lol? The stuff I"ve got is brand new.
Found a store that got split put 15 cases of italian sausage.
I got like 7 packages for a dollar each.
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mmhmm and its EVERYTHING
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god I hope this guy survived
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I guess I should have just made this a meat recovery post
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marinate your meat to hide the taste
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Lol. A marination will just give the time bacteria to grow and spread.
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bro, bacteria cant grow in vinegar
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Bruh tell me again where salmon grows in poultry?
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???
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His immune system must be so good.
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Watch him be the sole survivor of the next global plague. Humanity's fate rests in the hands of dumpsterman.
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yea sure: do not
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I think sealed cans of drink or extra donuts freshly placed out from a krispy creme I would pick up if I happened to walk past
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I sadly have never had the chance to have such free food.
Those donuts are like ÂŁ3 each so I'd never pay for them
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Pretty sure if you walk into a Krispy Kreme while the light is on they just hand you a free donut
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In the UK they are more a "luxury" brand which are like X5 the price of a normal donut.
There are also not really stand alone shops for them, normally in train stations or inside supermarkets
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I think they're probably considered a more expensive donut here too actually. but not that inflated.
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I showed up at one right before closing just to get one as a late night snack on a roadtrip, and they gave me four dozen for free.
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I remember walking in to one on the way to a barbeque. We bought a dozen and they just handed us two more. It was wild.
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Depends, I've had month old expired beer that tasted fricking gnarly. But I'd imagine alcohol suffers from expiration more than sugar water
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Depends on the alcohol. There are beer that last only few months then you have shit that lasts years
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In some places stores are forced by law to throw out all of their refrigerated products if there was an electricity failure at the store. This means that if you watch the news for power outages in your local area you can just drive to the store and take a bunch of stuff that's still cold, still fresh and not even close to being expired yet. This is what all the pros do. If you just dumpster dive random meat from containers you are either a hobo, an r-slur or prader willi lol.
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See that's the kind of information you can use, not the finer points of expiry dates and your ability to smell different kinds of meat
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our boy rio got hooked 6 years ago
has posts in the subreddit as recent as 19 hours ago lmao
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He posts in two places
dumpster diving and meal prep
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I mean if you're gonna use dumpster beef, cooking it in a pressure cooker in 10 pound batches for 12 hours is the best way to do it
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bautulism is chemical
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milk?
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I used to have a neighbor that would only "eat" milk. Dude would buy 10 gallons of milk at a time and when the milk expired he would just boil it and then drink the expired boiled milk.
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that's called making cheese and it's a valid use, I've considered doing that since you just need a large pot and lemons.
It's actually safe too, since you can tell when milk is bad, expiration dates are only two week estimates but it doesn't go bad when it hits that date. Milk is bad once ANY chunks or slosh forms, then throw it out. But if it hits the date then it's still good for like 3-5 days, plenty of time to make a cheap cheese
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Neighbor I know what farmer's cheese is and I know for a fact you don't use milk that 6 months past it's expiration date that's also been sitting outside a fridge for those 6 months to make farmer's cheese with.
I know what I saw.
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He says it's fine you can't get sick from expired milk
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good luck to him then
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Honestly this post just makes me want to go dumpster diving.
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It's honestly fun to find stuff, you don't even have to go INTO the dumpster, that's just gross, but grabbing stuff near your local dumpster usually yields a fair amount. Where I live one box is put out on average each week in a suburban area, so if you have similar conditions you can expect about the same amount per dumpster location
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I'm not eating anything that wasn't personally packed by one of the jannies.
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Tbqh, I can't make fun of the ones taking sealed food. It's r-slurred that that stuff gets thrown out.
The shoes and bowl were nasty though.
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Eh the bowl is fine. He presumably had to soak it in isopropyl alcohol so that bad boy is as clean as it'll get.
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The literal only valid thing to dumpster dive for is non edible shit. But only as a crime of passion. Don't go digging for it lol.
It's how I got my current keyboard, thermal printer, and a bunch of Garfield figurines when I was a kid
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You can furnish a home just by taking stuff from the curb as a citycel. Half of my decor is antiques/original art and the other half was found on the curb/bought from a charity shop/bought off a schizo
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We're living in a darn time everyone is so sensitive. We don't want to offend the fats. We don't want to offend Muslims. We don't want to offend BIPOCS. We don't want to offend the trans.
Thank god we can still laugh at the poors. Praise Jesus.
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The last frontier
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I won't bully my TV is a dumpster TV, just had to replace the backlight. Food is probably a little far for me to dig outta dumpsters though. Namaste
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the richest country in the history of the world and you're in a dumpster diving CO-OP
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imagine the smell
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I don't even know what burger "butter" tastes like, even less expired dumpster american butter.
Anyway, if it's unsalted it's not butter.
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Financial tard also. Old shit in dumpster don't retain their full retail value. Besides that is too much butter before they expire
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I'd frick with that diet DP haul ngl
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He will probably share tbh
he will let you bang his wife too
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A true bro
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Diet tho?
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Lol dumpster
dive and it's all fricking 
corn syrup. Gg on the "food"
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I wonder if he tells people it's from the dumpster lol
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The smoked salmon is based. Each one of those Costco packages is like 20 bucks in the store - I would absolutely have taken them
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Dumpster
Diving 
is based 
tbh depending on what you're dumpster 
diving 
for
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Free shit is fricking dope. I did dumpster diving a bit
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She was best girl
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BACOOOOOONNNNN
fricking EPIC
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Snapshots:
archive.org
ghostarchive.org
archive.ph (click to archive)
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I get it when you are looking for electronics someone just threw away, maybe they can be fixed or used for salvage, but food? Call me picky, but I don't want to eat stuff out of a garbage bin
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Oh my god it's so blindingly obvious that that redditor wrote that sign.
Even German border guards in September 1939 are like, "hey man, cool it with the false flags."
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