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EFFORTPOST Oklahoman Grocer/Doordasher working 80 hours a week treading water in $113000 of debt

https://youtube.com/watch?v=zzqkVNE8AcU

Casey, 27, Beaver OK

Career:

  • Works at a grocery store

    • $20.75 an hour. 40-43

    • Around $43000 yearly

  • Doordash/Walmart Spark on the side

    • Is setting some money aside

    • around $500 a week

    • 30-40 hours a week

  • Dad lives with him, on SSI, the father pays utilities

  • Does not speak with dad much, "not a great relationship"

  • "I'm content working for the store forever"

Financials:

  • Pulled some credit timestamp

    • $2000

    • $400

  • "I don't keep track of much other than debt payments"

  • "I just keep track of the minimums nothing else"

  • Ex-girlfriend stories

    • Section 1 timestamp

      • Threatened self-harm frequently

      • "I kind of played into it for a while maxed out 4 or 5 cards, took out loans to pay them off and then built them back up again"

      • Married 6 months after meeting, separated in April 2022

      • Got everything back in the divorce

      • Has not sold the car he bought her yet

    • Section 2 timestamp

      • No kids - "We have to do things to make kids that never happened" :marseyxd:
    • Section 3 timestamp

      • Value of things from wife

        • iPhone, Apple Watch, Car, main things. Charger is the only thing he still has.
  • Self-rated 0/10

  • Credit Card 1 (Capital One) ($302/$300) timestamp

    • Spent 55 on it

    • Paid 25 minimum onto it

    • $6.86 interest accrued

    • Thought he would pay it off last month but just "didn't get to that" because he didn't have money left over?

    • Transactions include 2 car washes

  • Credit Card 2 (Destiny) ($646) timestamp

    • Charges a monthly fee $12.50

    • Did not realize he could close a card with a balance on it

    • $45 minimum payment

    • $19.64 interest accrued

    • 35.9% interest rate

    • Spent a year after the divorce not caring

      • Running cards up

      • Affirming everything

      • Lots of energy drinks at convenience stores

  • Credit Card 3 (Milestone) ($646) timestamp

    • 35.9% interest rate

    • 45 minimum payment

    • $22 monthly fee

  • OneMaiden Financial ($14107, actually $7000 but includes interest) timestamp

    • Loan to pay off another loan that had a 108% loan and the line of credit he pulled $400?

    • 31.5%

    • "pre-computed loan"

    • Brand new, only made 1 payment

  • Upstart timestamp

    • From paying off cards with his ex, 2021

    • 27% interest

    • Didn't catch a balance or payment on this one

  • Upstart ($914) timestamp

    • 31.2% interest

    • $46 minimum payment

  • Car Loan (Carvana) timestamp

    • 2019 Hyundai Ioniq Hybrid

    • Got it because it was available with no down-payments

    • Got this in January

    • 72 month term

    • 22% interest rate, he's not sure

  • Credit Card 4 (First National) (568/600) timestamp

    • $30 minimum payment

    • 30% interest rate

  • Credit Card 5 (Credit One) ($814/$800) timestamp

    • $70 minimum payment

    • Missed a payment twice on this one

    • Fell asleep and missed 5pm payment deadline? :marseywtf:

    • $16 interest accrued

    • $75 fees

    • Annual fee on this one

  • Loan (19'000) (Dodge Charger) timestamp

    • $513 minimum payment

    • His ex cajoled him into getting this one

    • Host rants about Chargers

    • Broken down in his driveway

    • Oil filter assembly on top of the assembly broke

      • he tried fixing it himself and broke more things
  • Credit Card 6 ($510) timestamp

    • $46 minimum

    • $12.85 interest

    • 25 fees (missed payment)

    • 30% interest

  • Car (2016 Hyundai Sonata) timestamp

    • 5 year loan

    • got in 2018

    • Didn't catch a number on this

    • refinanced from 19% to 9.6%, "that's one of the best [rates] I've got"

    • Broken down, car port got a wall sitting on it? He shows a picture

    • Mystery engine issues

    • Worth maybe 2'000

  • Home ($47'000) timestamp

    • Escrow Balance $1'307

    • 4.5% interest rate

    • "Fixer upper but quite a lot of land to it"

    • Thinks it's worth 100'000

  • Affirm (450)

  • Spending timestamp

    • Tons of fast food and convenience store purchases
  • Investing timestamp

    • $4'700 in an IRA

Debts:

  • $113'000 total debt

Pie Chart of current spending/debts timestamp

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you WILL die alone

I can't take this soyboy seriously.

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27

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It's not over for him, he can still join the army or learn a skill

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Be careful with how you aim those, kids! You don't want to end up alive but with your face completely destroyed and jaw shattered (true story!)

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Look at his face. It never even began.

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I know I'm a straight guy so I can't be a great judge on the looks of other guys but he really doesn't seem ugly. Maybe average but not really ugly.

I dunno. !biofoids am I being r-slurred here?

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He looks like redneck hot, like one of those dudes with the surprisingly hot wife at church

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Hair line bad, tired eyes (not in a good way), obvious weak jawline behind a blah beard and no definition in his face/cheekbones. Good nose though :marseymerchant: 5 if I'm being nice, 4 if I'm being real

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You are neither a woman nor are you gay.

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Jesse if he was from OK

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He's like a 6 imo but I'm a cute butch

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Who's a female (legacy) celebrity that you find exceptionally attractive? :marseyroses:

The queer phrenology data may prove useful :!marseychudnotes:

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Man I really have a thing for the chick from the Fallout show but people bullied me :marseycry: idc though I think she's really cute.

Kristen Stewart is my favorite celeb she is so hot. She doesn't appeal to straight dudes though lol she's very butch nowadays.

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Ella Purnell is a babe

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She'd bear handsome sons :marseygilead: :marseychad:

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:marseybooba:

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She has those bug eyes though, isn't there looksism theory about prey eyes being inferior or something?

Built for Brotherhood of Steel BBC

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He's already got a Charger he can't afford

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!sLots800

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!slots100

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:wa#ll2:

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:marseynice:

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>three cars

>Dodge, Hyundai, Hyundai

Unironically deserves this, what a fricking r-slur

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I go into these posts just automatically assuming the white people have Hyundais and the black people have Nissans at 24% interest zero down but the Dodge Charger is like the :marseychefkiss: of brokies

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What is it with Hyundai, frick. Why is it the go to trash make.

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They used to be really good but then people started buying sonatas

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Every second one of these moid debt posts has some form of car hoarding. Car-BIPOCs are literal subhuman animals, I'd actually say it's worse than funko pop collecting because they shit up neighborhoods with their "investments' rotting away on lawns being an eye-sore

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This doesn't look that bad. Sell all but one car and he'll be clear within a year.

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>$113'000 total debt

How do burgers just get r-slurred amounts of money thrown at them? :marseyconfused2:

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>ask for money

>yes mr bank sirs I will pay this back :marseyagreesuperspeed:

>:marseycocaine:

>Excuse me mr bank sir I would like to consolidate :marseyagreesuperspeed:

>:marseycocaine:

>Sir I would like to balance transfer :marseyagreesuperspeed:

>:marseycocaine:

>:marseypoor:

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:marseycocaine: :marseycocaine: :marseycocaine: :marseygunshotsuicide:

give me one good reason why this wouldnt work

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You spend 1,000 years in Purgatory for every -$1.00 in net worth when you die :marseypope:

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It's mental. I tried upping the limit on my credit card that I barely use from 2k to 3k and they made me jump through all these hoops and applications and I got bored halfway through, never finished it.

These r-slurs get credit cards literally thrown at them

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That's weird because they just straight increase the limits on mine without me asking. I think I have a total available credit of like $150k across all my cards, at least one is $50k itself. I've never once paid interest, though.

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(((banks))) lose money on responsible customers.

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This guy seems needlessly mean in the titles and thumbnails

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They have progressively gotten more mean spirited as time has gone on. :marseyxd:

He tells them outright in the contract that the titles/thumbnails are going to shit all over them beforehand though, so the financial r-slurs had it coming.

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Watch it and you realize the people deserve it.

My wife has a friend that would be perfect for the show. I've mentioned her before -- orders delivery from the fastfood literally next door, took a vacation to Florida and returned with literally $8 in the bank, paid rack rates instead of booking rooms online

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Wait, are hotel rooms more expensive if you don't book before hand? It had never even occurred to me that you could do that :marseyxd:

What kind of madwoman travels without booking rooms??? What if there's none available?

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They just walked in and asked for a room the night of. Costs probably twice as much as booking it fifteen minutes prior on Priceline.

They also couldn't afford round-trip airfare so they rented a car to drive there, then flew back. And of course they rented the single worst vehicle for a 1,600 mile interstate drive, in both comfort and fuel economy: Jeep Wrangler

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>jeep wrangler

Lmao

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What kind of madwoman travels without booking rooms??? What if there's none available?

Realistically at any major destination/city outside of major events (like the superbowl or something idk) you'll be able to find a room.

But I do agree with you, seems like insanity to not book it beforehand. They can basically charge you whatever they want, they know you have to sleep somewhere. Not to mention the added stress and time you're spending, on your vacation, to try to find a place to sleep for the night.

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Depending on season etc you might get cheaper rates. Like I'm staying rn in a room that was marked as 3.5k/night online, got it for 1.5k. Weekdays and I'm staying 4 days so owner gave a discount over the phone.

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This guy just seems uneducated and abused. I don't know if the theatrics were necessary. Just send the kid to a personal finance class and therapy.

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Therapy

:#soysnoo4:

And anyone who needs a personal finance class is :marseyitneverbegan:

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This might be one of those situations where having a life coach tell him “women aren't worth $50k a year to not frick you” is actually helpful

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Anyone who needs to be told that deserves what they get.

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Someone needs to tire iron the fat zoomer soy for real

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Is this guys channel just a ‘laugh at poors' kinda vibe? Doesn't seem like any of this is actually helpful and is more of a humiliation segment

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https://youtube.com/@financialauditfollowups

He's been posting follow-ups on a separate channel, a few have been improvements. Definitely a mixture of laughing at terrible decisions and general people-watching to me though.

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Snapps, you're extremely optimistic if you think any graph related to this guy will follow that tragectory.

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He will spend all of the money he makes on credit card debt.

The debt will be defaulted on so he will lose everything.

In the end he will be in the same place, but with more debt.

And a smaller car.

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Not if he's able to pay everything off.

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Not only is he not paying off his debt, his current income can't even make more than his minimum payments. Let alone, make a large enough dent in his total debt.

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He has to sell the home. Did u watch the video?

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Yeah I watched the video. He is not gonna sell his home. He has no one who would be willing to help set up a new apartment.

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Paying it all off just means he has more credit available to him.

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It's a dead cat bounce, it means he'll have one last glimmer of hope before flatlining


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Jesus :marseymormon: what the frick is that title caleb

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The guy literally brings it up lmao. Caleb asks if he had any kids w/ his ex wife and he was basically like "well we never had s*x so no" and then followed it up with "not my choice".

I know they got married after just 6 months which is kinda fast but I can't even fricking imagine marrying someone I haven't had s*x with.

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A married incel, crazy. We all might not make it

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If bardfinn can make it we can all make it

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I know they got married after just 6 months which is kinda fast but I can't even fricking imagine marrying someone I haven't had s*x with.

:marseyitisfinished:

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How does bro have 3 recent cars and none of them work?

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>Incel Loser Forcefully Cucked By Wife | Financial Audit

today ill go on this show to help fix my finances with dignity :marseyclueless:

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is he setting the $500 in like a savings account or does he mean he's putting $500 toward the cards every month. i hope it's the former because that's what doordash drivers deserve

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Hang on, 47k of that is a home worth 100k? He's an rslur obviously, but that's not that bad tbh. Assuming he didn't have shit credit (which he obviously does), couldn't he just sell the charger and the ioniq, then refinance his house to get rid of most of those terrible loan rates?

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Xvideos tier title

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You ever just look at someone's facial expression and think they forgot to put a soul inside that one? Like it's just an empty shell walking around.

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