Might have made some mistakes I lost track of things in some parts

• 0 minutes - 11 minutes, no timestamps, it's wall to wall content.

  • Stealing 40'000 a year from mother while also leeching a salary separate from this from mother's business, mother "forgets"

  • Mother has caught on before but has not done anything because she "forgets," then starts again

  • Bought a new outfit just for coming on this show, spent $100 at a restaurant for lunch

  • Took a 'loan' from her mother for an 2100 wedding ring she told her mom was 3000, mother has "forgotten" about this "loan"

  • Brother is also stealing from the family business something about Steam giftcards

Collections on some bills

• In collections on some bills

Car Loan (2016 Suburu Crosstrek) (15477 remaining) timestamp

• "Does not really care to make more than one payment on car a month"

  • Mom cosigned on the car

  • If not "I would still make the payments but they would be late"

  • Some bullshit about paycheck timing, spending the whole paycheck before receiving it on going out to eat, "going out to do things"

• $386 minimum payment

• 13.47% interest rate

• "How's the condition of your car?" timestamp

  • "Bumper's coming off" this r-slur rammed into a pole at a gas station last year "kinda bumped into it a little hard," blames ex for saying they were not going to run into it

  • AC has some kind of leak

  • "Husband says my brake pads might be shot"

• Split finances with husband, starting to combine, married a month

  • "He's a little bit better with spending than I am"

  • Husband does not have any debt

  • Husband encourages her theft? timestamp

    • Some weird details in here

• Thinks it's worth 10'000 timestamp

  • Original loan was for 19'000, 72 months, "my parents left midway through the paperwork and I didn't understand what I was signing" "I thought a 13% interest rate was good because like my credit card"

• R-SLUR does not know that the S&P 500 is timestamp

• Capital One Quicksilver ($400?) timestamp

  • Sob story about why opened, "wanted to spend money" is what it comes down to

  • 660 credit when this was opened

  • Maxed it out "really quick"

  • Just keeps making minimum payments, "kept going through hardships"

  • fights with mother, wouldn't steal money when these happened for fear of upsetting mother timestamp

  • "My mom actually paid it off" timestamp

    • "She paid it off to make my credit score higher"

  • Built the balance all the way back up timestamp

    • Blew lots of money on Temu, Caleb has refused sponsorships from them, "they are a terrible company"

  • "I had actually lost a bunch of weight, my clothes were all too big on me"

    • "I had no money so I used my credit card"

    • Bariatric surgery, stomach sleeve? "tried to diet but couldn't keep doing it"

    • Mother paid for the surgery, 16'000, ended up gaining all of the weight back because couldn't stop eating McDonald's

    • Mother then paid for her to get on weight-loss shots

    • Mother just paid again for "tummy tuck and liposuction"

      • Why Lipo? "My mom told me I probably wouldn't be able to get rid of it" Mother knows this r-slur has no self-control

      • Had to get woken up mid-surgery?

  • Didn't tell mother the balance is back up

• Claims to be doing better but spent $500 going out to eat timestamp

  • "Sometimes I go out to more expensive places"

• Misc bullshit alone is more than monthly income

• Student Loans timestamp

  • Switched degree a million times, "always in the field of psychology"

  • Got GED at 16, graduated early because bullied "really bad"

  • "Ball State University" - online

    • Fell behind, left at 18

  • "Chicago School of Professional Psychology"

    • Applied Behavior Analysis

    • Ended up falling behind, left this one too, weird aside mentioning "can't remember why"

  • Colorado Christian University

    • Grandmother passed while here, ended up leaving "couldn't mentally do it"

  • American Public University (not certain on the name for this one)

  • Southern New Hampshire University

    • "Already a third of the way through my degree"

    • Bachelor's in Psychology

  • Total timestamp

    • 7 or 8 thousand

  • Claims to be getting bullied in college by girl on snapchat timestamp

• Collections 1 - timestamp

  • The Colorado school

• Collections 2 - timestamp

  • $608

  • Treating cashapp as a collections

  • Can't make a bank account? US Bank held her account? What?

• Azca Donations tiemstamp

  • something for a mobile bingo game?

• This WHORE is paypigging to Pokemon Go timestamp

• Constant in-app purchases timestamp

  • Reads like DSP's bank statements

  • subscriptions for board games to get rid of adds too holy shit, this is beyond parody

• Trying to rehome dog because can't take care of her timestamp

  • "I don't have the time to"

  • Dog has super severe separation anxiety? Behavior issues? Dog is on doggy meds, "can't exist without other dogs"

• Doordashed something from 7'11, has no idea what it was

• Spends so much on food, it's unreal

• "Plays" counterstrike 2, buys tons of skins, tries to sell for steam profit to get games? "Usually makes a profit"

  • Claims most made was $75 profit on one

  • Lost money more than made?

• Final Fantasy in-app purchases

• minecraft in-app purchases on servers? What the frick? plays "prison servers" ???????????????

  • claims 5'000 over the course of two years

• $150 getting lashes done

• "steam levels" $100 timestamp

  • Wanted to make level higher than husbands??? What the frick????

Retirement

• 2'300 in retirement timestamp

  • this story is fricking insane. "I got into a fight with my dad, then it turned into a fight with my mom and I threw a taco at her and I hit her golf cart, umm, her brand new golf cart with my car umm and dented it a little so she fired me, she didn't talk to me for a while"

  • Pulled out her 401k, 6 or 7 thousand - claims spent this on rent and needful things only (lol sure)

• Plans to be a leech off husband in the future instead of mother? timestamp

Pie Chart time timestamp

• Spent three times more than made

• 48% is bullshit

• 1.5% is groceries

Calling the mother timestamp

• Mother just doesn't care. "It's chump change to me." "Something I'm very used to"

Do you know how much money that she's taken from you over the last 5 years?

I don't, I would be very interested to figure that out.

It's about 200'000 as far as we know

Oh my god, for real?

"I don't really know how I help her, I'm willing to cut her off"

"If I give my money to somebody I just assume it's gone"

"We're having a watch party"