Hi everyone, good morning!

The boys need to see the vet to get their dosages of antibiotics calculated on Tuesday morning. Days off mean nothing when sick kids get into the mix.

Sheila is getting the zoomies for probably the first time in her life as of yesterday she is so lovely, lively, and sweet! I cannot believe the babies will be a month old soon! It has been a long road, and there's always a lot to do, but it's the price you pay for a front row seat to new life's glory

I've spent three days trying to clean my garage and bedroom. Any progress I make just reinforces the fact that I have too much stuff and eventually will have to sell it or throw it out when I have to move.

My phone also showed me "memories" photos from back when I borescope the cylinders on my car and now I'm back to being convinced I'm going to need a $15k rebuild in the next year and I don't have $15k to do so.

It's nice to be able to see my floor now though. Cats seem to enjoy it.

Ok so basically there was this ex-soviet guy who was asking me if I knew how to get Microsoft Office for free and I said yes. He thanked me and said he would come by with a computer tomorrow. THE PROBLEM IS I DONT KNOW HOW TO DO THAT. Can someone please give me links that currently work and help guide me on how to accomplish this task? !codecels !neurodivergents

Many wonder about the size of the space I've set aside for the kittens and Sheila as they get through to about 8 weeks old/ everyone is in better health in general. So here are the current photos of how they're set up in the master bathroom. It's got an empty-ish bedroom that we keep closed attached, so the two cats we had before these new kids are well separated.

They're loving the expanded bed. My boyfriend kindly bought a larger structured one than their starter one yesterday while I was working.

I hope you all take care and have lovely days!

!animalposters

She's so darn cute and perfect. Her voice brings me pleasure and her smile is irresistible. I wish I could meet her and give her a big hug. If I could leave my life and continue as her doggy I would. I just want to cuddle with her. Oh my god, there's nobody like HOLLY WILLOUGHBY. This Morning isn't the same without her.

I try to get out of the house. But when I am stuck at home the only thing that makes time move is drugs and alcohol.

It's tough knowing I will never meet or marry Utada Hikaru. I feel like she wrote her single One Last Kiss about me, but she doesn't respond to me dms.

I constantly tell my self I am not good enough and don't deserve what I do have as well as underplay what accomplishments I have made.

Am i being too hard on myself or should I just rope?

Anyone ever feel like this or am I just being a whiny cute twink?

Why do people block up my Internet experience with garbage?

Like this post?

The story I wanted to shit talk was the guy who got amnesia and disappeared from his wife and failing business debts. The update said he contacted the wife after he saw himself on the show and was like, "uhhhh, I got beat up and didn't remember you"

Like the title says. My friends all got ebikes but I just cant afford the few hundred dollars on a whim. I didn't want to be left out of our group rides so I rattlecanned an old trek black and taped some plastic to the frame that kind of looks like a battery pack.

I've been hitting the spin bike a lot more and making humming sounds when we go ride but I'm not sure how long I can keep this up. I almost got dropped last week after they unrestricted the speed controller, and they're planning a really hilly brevette for this weekend. I'm not sure what to do

!animalposters

Just posting what they do after I finish bottle-feeding. I'm going to do my best to film Brock as he bottlefeeds soon- he's such a champ! My chubby bubby

@FormerLurKONG @tempest @Patsy

I need subreddit suggestions for once my video is on youtube/rumble. I don't often post to reddit because it's usually removed immediately

then I waste time just trying to find a sub where it can stay up.

Here's a condensed version to get the tone:

I'm especially looking for subreddits that explicitly hate on reddit. Maybe subs with a similar tone to /r/redditmoment, /r/kotakuinaction (but not gaming), etc.

There's 2 main limitations:

-They can't have a minimum karma requirement since I have no karma on my account.

-They can't be subs where it will be downmarseyd too hard and autoremoved.

What are some other subreddits I can try?

I also need a "smug brainlet foid" wojak for thumbnail. I couldn't find any like it. I wanted this but with hair like foid marsey:

The two girls have eye infections and are on eye gel 2x per day as well as antibiotics 2x a day. The boys are showing signs of the same infection. I will have to pay $260 for just the two girls to be tested for what the vet said is, worst case, cat herpes -which is not good news...

It was heartbreaking to hear that they possibly have manageable, but not treatable, ailments. However, the vet said that if the girls eyes improved within 24-48 hours since first starting meds, thar was a good sign. Unfortunately I tried to post a too-long home video, but I'm not a paypig.... the babies are getting bigger everyday, I have the charts to prove it!

Anyhow, please send good energy to the little ones and their absolute superstar of a momma. Maybe a little to me and my bf as well; it's been a long two weeks. However, these cats being fed every two hours is no longer necessary. They're cutting their formula intake by half starting tomorrow (although I'm going to give everyone extra before I go to work shh ).

I hope you are all well, I will aim to shoot shorter videos as usual and post soon. I'm going into work still half-sick though not gonna lie. Gotta keep a roof over our heads....

!animalposters

@FormerLurKONG @tempest

Gone are the days of opening a site, reading something interesting, then closing it. Now, you get:

>Pop-up to undertake a 7-click process to opt out of privacy-violating cookies

>Pop-up asking to sign up to their newsletter (so they can sell your details)

>[For mobilecels] Half-page pane encouraging you to open content in their shitty, borderline-malware mobile app

>Autoplay videos with sound

>[On news sites] Highlighted text link that isn't to a relevent story or reference, but is just a topic tag linking to loads of articles with that tag that I don't care about.

>Pressing "back" redirects you to the homepage or "before you leave" page full of crap.

Why are they like this? Why did things get so bad?

He showed me his stock, he's actually legit

Every time I diagnose an issue he says it's gotta be something else. Every darn time it ends up being what I originally said it is. So sick of wasting my time arguing over it.

He's also full of shit. He didn't disconnect anything.

Also he was using a 0.8 amp tender instead of the 10 amp charger he's supposed to use.

Personally I'm at 70%

EDIT: Yep, I was right. My noticing skills remain sharp. She's black.

What should I do with it bros?

(Beavis voice) "Feeding these kids every two hours blows, I'm never gonna score!"

I hope these darn kids get fat today. I took too many stims this morning to not be effective

@FormerLurKONG @tempest and @Patsy

!animalposters

Omg the two girls have eye infections I called out of work on Monday because I'm coughing harshly and it's a dead giveaway...

Anyway. I'm going to mask and take everyone back to the vet to hopefully get assistance with their eyes early Monday morning. They're also looking thin to me, and I've started increasing their food intake from the bottle as of this morning after consulting the vet tech.

They will be 3 weeks old on Monday. This is a very humbling experience. I had to share what made me smile today with you all.

!animalposters

I am free.

I have peeked behind the curtain, seen the things that man should not see. I squirted Fleet enema stuff up my bussy, that stuff has some "active ingredients" in it that i dont understand that's supposed to make it better than a regular water enema (i had been using tap water). Let me tell you, this was no tap water enema. The Fleet stuff was DETERMINED to make me shit, whether I liked it or not. It just started forcing its way out, gas and solution splattering everywhere. I legitimately lost control of everything down there. Once the excess solution and gas was removed, the grand daddy turd slithered down my tract, but once again it found itself stuck at the hole with only its head sticking out. This was painful, and in my desperation i grabbed a potty paper and tried to break off the head to at least make some progress.

This was both my greatest mistake and my greatest moment of genius. In trying to break it off, I twisted it in some weird direction, which activated some primordial reflex. Immediately I knew that it was coming, the greatest shit of my lifetime. It erupted from me like a volcano, an instant so quick my memory lapses. The stool was absolutely massive; blood was dripping down onto it from above, giving it a little hat. I didn't feel much pain after the fact, though maybe this is due to the fact that I took an ibuprofen, or maybe that my brain is blocking it out because of the sheer trauma. I stood up from the porcelain throne and admired my work.

I came.

I saw.

I conquered.

To top things off, after unclogging me, I had to unclog the potty. I will take the Miralax for at least a week, I really don't want to have to relive this heck.