yes, it came out while i was driving

And my old one is 777

I get all the cool numbers

I haven't been following meta shit recently. Is this a lame April fools thing or?

That is all.

Imagine being a boomer and seeing this, you'd have absolutely 0 idea what the frick is going on this cluttered screen. I barely understand what's going on.

Gen Z and A gonna have fried dopamine receptors from all the brainrot they scroll every day. Gen B is gonna come out with pre-fried dopamine receptors.

I cannot distinguish whether my life is cringe based, or based cringe.

!tradies

The trick was to get rid fo the snake. The snake did nothing, the snake was a red herring from the plumbing gods. But I saw thru their rouse and found the ultimate tool, some old trash from 20 years ago!

idk !jidf !illuminati

please assume im drunk afaik

And I have to say, after the the head injury, everyone here makes a lot more sense.

i ate too much food and my tummy hurts

I just checked in on the babies. They're quarter-chickens, essentially, their feathers are coming in nicely, toobz! They're very happy but want back outside all the time now. Greedy little hens the poor yellow chick has lost use of one eye unfortunately but she's a trooper!

!animalposters

I didn't notice any difference

Discuss

!chuds

call me a race traitor but fricking a short woman is also basically being a race traitor

>Be me. Have important place to go at 11am

>Get in car. Car battery dead.

>Have jump box. Doesn't work.

>Charge jump box. Still no work.

>Have jumper cables.

>Go to three neighbors but remember they have real jobs.

>Friend went to Florida

>Rural Georgia so no Uber for 20 mins.

>Try jump again. Car's anti-theft kicks in. Totally dead now.

>Hands are now dirty like a mechanic.

>Third time jump box finally works.

>Still have anti-theft on but decide to go drink a beer instead.

The dirty hands made me feel v v v dysphoric.

Please post any funny drama stories here.

Here's aww u dwo. Get in the hwot shwower in the dark and then sit dwown. That's it.

U can pwetend u're a swoth in the rainfworest during a stworm. I'm nyot gwoing two teww anyonye.

Update: cwouldn't help myself and twook a secwond swoth shwower 🦥

My gym friend who gets me protein real cheap is trying to offload some poppers. I've never tried it before, but he tells me it gets you high.

The only people in my friend group that has tried it before are literal strags and they're telling me it makes anal s*x enjoyable for them.

It's something I really wouldnt like to personally verify.

So can any of yall tell me how it feels or if it will get me any benefit outside of getting better at getting fricked in the butt?

I dropped a bolt into the engine and thought I was done for. Cracking the case open to retrieve it is beyond my ability and budget. Then I remembered my inspection camera has a magnetic attachment. I found it. I can't believe I found the fricking thing.

Anyways, I've removed the intake, alternator, and steering pump. Identified where things are leaking and what brittle hoses are cracking. Ordered another $500 in tiny parts, hoses, and seals, and now it's time to set it aside and wait for them to arrive.

If this thing ever runs again (I assume the worst) I'm really going to feel like I've earned it.

Here's a pic of my raccoons when they were babies and when this car was in better health.

What do?

This book will change your life. It will awaken you to the struggle of the most oppressed group in society (hint: the group should be obvious but it sadly probably isn't who you think it is) https://archive.org/details/incelcyclopedia-1/page/n1/mode/1up

And not just because she's a whore. I like the dike way more.