!boozers

I have spent the last few months building a koji incubator, incubating koji and then fermenting sake. I spent today pasteurizing and bottling the sake, and finally got drunk off homemade ricewine.

It's unfiltered nigorizake and it's DELICIOUS

i have a list of different bait posts I want to write, but every time I find a subreddit and sit down to write it, it ends up reading like shit

You have leaves in your lawn. Leaf pickup is tomorrow.

!homeowners , what's your preference?

I was going for a run with one of my friend. It was cold outside so I decided to do some pushups first.

He watched me do 2/3 then he laughed and called me an r-slur because of my form.

Now I do 25 strict military pushups, first 20 in a row, then downward dog pose to let a breathe in (without breaking touch with the ground) and then 5 more quickly before I'm out of breath.

My friend was in the military (chair force but still) and he told me that's not the correct form.

Apparently you don't have to go chest to the floor every time, there can be enough space between your chest and the floor (3-5 inches).

I tried that and immediately I could do 25 in a row without even pausing for a breath.

I'm not that weak. Just my form is shit

Got pulled home from a camping trip by my wife. My frickstick husky got wound up and tried to go from playing with a 130lbs akita to playing with a 3 month old kitten. It was a stray we took in just a month ago because my kids really wanted it. This fricking dog misbehaves and gets wild every God darn fricking time I'm not around anymore, I don't know if I should be mad at him or my darn wife for not beingable to handle the dog she wanted. I just spent two hours trying to comfort my daughter, she's spent every waking minute cuddling her since we brought her in. And it's her fricking birthday, I get to burry my daughters cat for her fricking birthday.

Frick you dog I hate you.

RIP Luna I'm sorry.

An image from yer girl's escapades.

I DID NOT WIN THE CONTEST EVEN THOUGH MINE WAS OBVIOUSLY THE BEST

Kinda salty still. Someone that “really needed” the prize more won

I'm at the age where I can still have a cool life (sorry millenials) and I've been thinking about joining the navy/air force so they can let me pilot extremely expensive flying death machines (I even dream about it regularly). Should I do it?

Cons:

• way less money than just being a corporate employee

• possibly away from my family for a while

• cancer from jet fuel

Pros:

• pilot fighter jets

• with things heating up everywhere I might actually get to fight fr (🤞)

• possibly of dying an instant and cool death

Important: I would NOT be joining the Canadian armed forces

Today is my birthday and I am officially walled. Wearing my lucky occasion shirt to celebrate. Thanks for being a great group of people on a weird website. <3 Sneaky

This one really captures my smile well!

This little beast has had $10k in preventative maintenance done over the past years and I got it all for free.

I must have slept wrong or turned over wrong or something because I woke up with immense pain in my neck and shoulder.

Now I can't turn my head without feeling like a knife is stabbing me in my neck. I can't even lie down properly because it's agony.

I've taken ibuprofen and paracetamol, which helps a little. What else should I do? Heat pack? Cold pack?

sorry about the dog fur, It Is Inevitable (literally just showered too and there's already this beast's pelt everywhere)

I try not to waste money on something that I'll probably piss out anyway so I don't really do multivitamins. The only things I take now are creatine, which is probably the most studied supplement in history and pretty definitively works, and vitamin D in the winter, which isn't quite as definitive but I need all the help I can get in the winter months. Anything else I should look at?

I recently got back from a trip to Spain with my family and I'm giving my trip report/impressions.

Flight:

Flew Iberia Business Class direct to Madrid. Flight attendants were nice enough, barely spoke English. Same with the Captain. Their little screen/media center was terribly laggy and the remote didn't work on the way back. Movie selection was okay, watched Dungeon & Dragons, Ocean's Eleven, some Family Guy episodes, and Puss and Boots. Must have been some other stuff because total flight time was 20 hours. The food was good but still airplane food. Very smooth flight except the last hour on the way home which was hilariously bad turbulence. Didn't sleep either route, never suffered jet lag but now that I'm back in the states I'm waking up at 4am. Customs both going in and out took about 2 minutes.

Madrid:

I stayed two nights in Madrid, the first and last day. It seemed interesting enough and I should have spent more time here. First night was near Atocha and there was some festival/concert going on in the plaza called Hispanidad. The hotel I stayed at was renovating and had probably the thinnest walls I've ever experienced in a hotel. I could hear everything in the street, including a bunch of cars blasting their horns at 3am for an hour straight for some reason. Only real touristy thing I did was a tour of the Palace of Madrid the next morning which was neat. The last night I stayed there was a nice hotel, but near the airport and basically in the middle of nowhere. Walked 10 minutes to some restaurant that vaguely reminded me of Chili's and had a chicken shawarma.

Train:

I took a highspeed train from Madrid to Barcelona. Round trip was $60, about 2 1/2 hours each way. Super convenient, showed up 20 minutes before departure and security took about 2 minutes total. There was a food cart on board and the wifi had some movies you could watch on it, or pay the astonishingly high fee of 20 euro. Cell service was iffy. On the way back to Madrid, they didn't even bother checking my passport. Just asked me if I had it and I said yes. Really need to build these things in Texas.

Barcelona:

I stayed here for 8 days and it felt about two days too long. Apparently the whole city was built within the past 100 years and it is basically a tourist trap.

The people- It's one thing to know it, it's another thing to see how fricking fat Americans are. I would say about 80% of the women just walking on the street would be considered model thin here. The rest would be described as thin. You could tell who was American/British just by them being noticeably fatter than everyone else. I must look like a Spaniard or I carried myself with overwhelming confidence in the subway because I had about 12 people come up to me asking for directions and I had to tell them I had no idea what they were saying. Most people spoke some amount of English, and I knew enough Spanish to at least get the point across. Google Translate works really well too.

Las Ramblas- overpriced, touristy, also didn't have nearly as many thieves as people said. Also took a wrong turn and ended up in some weird Arabic section where everyone stared my brother and I down

Sagrada Familia- Church which will never be finished. Once again, only ~100 years old.

Bike ride tour- Should have done this the first day, but we did a bike ride tour through the city. Hit the city park, Sagrada Familia, Olympic Village, and some other places while riding on the streets. Pedestrians are a menace. Saw one woman get between a truck that was backing up and a wall and nearly get crushed. Completely fricking r-slurred.

Zoo- Not great but they had gigantic seagulls hanging around. The only picture I took was terrible but they were seriously about two feet tall and were bigger than most marseys.

Olympic Village/beach- Okay section that's noticeably different than the other parts of the city. The beach itself is only 30 years old, created for the Olympics.

Casino- Extremely mediocre and didn't have craps. Played a poker tournament there and got knocked out 24/110. One fricker kept on making weird bet sizes in Spanish that were hard for me to understand. Shit like cuarenta y cuatro mil seiscientos cincuenta. I was told the week before the tournament had 400 people so it varies a lot.

Subway- Neat system. Took me a couple of days but I was very comfortable using it to get around after the fact. Funny enough, the only trouble maker I ran across was a Black American getting arrested by cops for jumping the turnstile. Seriously. Also my dad's phone got pickpocketed the last day.

Museums/Houses- Went to a couple of them. Picasso, Gaudi houses, and a contemporary one. Gaudi is a famous architect there that built weird houses, and was the chief architect for Sagrada Familia until he got hit by a tram. Once you see one of the houses, you've seen enough of them. The contemporary one was pretty meh, but it did have an interesting artist who did surrealist/nightmarish pieces. His name is Guillermo Lorea and appears to have no web presence at all.

Montserrat- An actual 1,000 year old monastery in the mountains with a Virgin Mary statue. Great views and well worth the day trip. Lit a green candle in hopes for a good harvest this upcoming year.

TV- The only things in English were true crime stories, Ancient Aliens, and the news (DW, BBC, CNN International, Al Jazeera). The news heavily was leaning against Israel, as in anchors were just grilling hosts that were part of the Israel government. Definitely no in Europe. I watched parts of a really weird German dub of Payback in Madrid. It was this scene (1:20 if the timestamp doesn't go through) but they included low budget 70s movie music in the background.

American Embassy- Visited a McDonalds for the heck of it. Got stuck behind two British women at a kiosk who legitimately took 7 minutes to order their food. They simply couldn't handle the options. The menu and food itself were basically the same but the largest chicken nuggets option was 9 instead of 12 here in the states

Gay S*x Shops- My hotel was near a well known gay district that had a ton of gay s*x shops. Across the street from the store called "S*x Shop" was "Sauna Gay Casanova".

Overall, I enjoyed the trip. It's different enough from the US but not wildly different. As I said above, I would limit Barcelona to about 4-5 days though. It really felt like we were running out of things to do on day 6.

So I was heading towards my metro that arrived, I was heading down the stairs but there was tons of people in front of me and I wasn't in mood to push people so I didn't catch the metro. Then a neurotic mayo mid 40 that was pissed he didn't catch the metro sarcastic told me “going slowly” I boldly told him “frick yeah” and he pussied out.

He was like typical mayo from city who played the rat game and hate his life, who is often kitty, doing shit job because he has shit degree and is mostly poor while he copes about thinking he is good person and helps the soycity. He had one moment of boldness and wanted to show his personality but pussied out the moment escalation started. He him self didn't tried hard to catch metro yet he decided I was the problem

And there are tons of mayo's like him. Like once I was walking with my dog near some social housing and my dog decided to piss at spot where all dogs are pissing and some mayo in his mid 30 started crying “no I don't let your dog piss at my house”

I ignored him and let my dog do his thing

Then he tried to push my dog I stoped him and told him is that his house ?

He told yes

I told him no, it's public property and dogs can piss on it

Mayo's don't even know the laws they created

Poors with ego are the most pathetic thing especially when they are mayo men.

But thing is a lot of city mayo's (25+ year old) are like Peter Pans they are hippies who act and think they are those wholesome children late bloomers who soon will be successful and they live like pizzashill for years yet think tomorrow will change everything while they waste their money on some “soul food” (not the same as burger soul food but food that supposedly being correct made with respect of nature) and drink tons of alcohol. Then cry when nobody respects them they are legit good at nothing.

Like growing up I though I would end up being some weak r-slur that is good at nothing but looking at those mayo's I think I ain't that bad in the end

they moved the regular cotton plain weave to the premium category

Fricking Windoes. Imagine having to actively opt-out of advertising on an OS you paid for in the first place.

Frick Microsoft to heck.

Having a dumb argument with my sister @NotFrozenYetStillChosen (she hasn't visited since I told her I could see when she viewed my profile lol which btw was almost everyday bc she copies me and wants to be me and wear my skin)

Edit: chewy on the left

Edit: oh shit

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