The fricking cwowld metwl slid owor my skin like silk sliding dwown a fricking banyister. It dwoesn't take much pwessure wen u have a fricking sharp razwor. Bwood came pwouring immediatewy. That's a fricking gwood sign - the fricking deep cuts are fricking bwight white and take a fricking minyute two start bleeding. I am onye with the fricking pain because I deserve it fwor being worthless and a fricking piece of shit and a fricking bad perswon.

Am I bwoken that my mind cwonstantwy instwucts mwe two self-mutilate, b-word? It feels like there's a fricking gwoblin in my head (the Gwueswome Gwoblin) cwonstantwy egging mwe on two dwo the fricking nyeedfwl and start slicing. Can anyonye relate, b-word? I knyow I'm gwoing two dwo it again twomworwow and it's gwoing two be wose. The fricking cycle's begun again.

And not just because she's a whore. I like the dike way more.

I am a member of the downvoters ping group but I have some custom css that hides the downvote button and I can't be fricked to go in and change it

I gave money because they support child cancer and now I apparently have to dance because the leader put me on their team

I paid $50 for wifi. It can barely connect me through my VPN and even disconnected can barely load a web page. I get that I'm in the middle of the Atlantic but if I'm paying for wifi it should at least be able to load a web browser page

She has bladder cancer and keeps fricking knocking on my door asking about it. She's not a patient, I'm not a urologist, leave me the frick alone. I'm done telling her to go to her urologist, I don't care that they are in Texas. If they're refusing hospice for a clearly terminal illness don't ask me what to do. Do bio immunotherapy and don't ask somebody that can't give any form of medical advice.

this porto foid in my building used to flirt with me, we'd see each other doing laundry and stuff, but now shes definitely getting fricked by some other guy in the block, i love her smile, shes got these kinda straight, perfectly straight, and straight down teeth, that almost look too perfect to be real. the straight-down-angle is amazing, and she has great gums when she laughs.

should have made a pass at her. i dont have the balls.

So I was heading towards my metro that arrived, I was heading down the stairs but there was tons of people in front of me and I wasn't in mood to push people so I didn't catch the metro. Then a neurotic mayo mid 40 that was pissed he didn't catch the metro sarcastic told me “going slowly” I boldly told him “frick yeah” and he pussied out.

He was like typical mayo from city who played the rat game and hate his life, who is often kitty, doing shit job because he has shit degree and is mostly poor while he copes about thinking he is good person and helps the soycity. He had one moment of boldness and wanted to show his personality but pussied out the moment escalation started. He him self didn't tried hard to catch metro yet he decided I was the problem

And there are tons of mayo's like him. Like once I was walking with my dog near some social housing and my dog decided to piss at spot where all dogs are pissing and some mayo in his mid 30 started crying “no I don't let your dog piss at my house”

I ignored him and let my dog do his thing

Then he tried to push my dog I stoped him and told him is that his house ?

He told yes

I told him no, it's public property and dogs can piss on it

Mayo's don't even know the laws they created

Poors with ego are the most pathetic thing especially when they are mayo men.

But thing is a lot of city mayo's (25+ year old) are like Peter Pans they are hippies who act and think they are those wholesome children late bloomers who soon will be successful and they live like pizzashill for years yet think tomorrow will change everything while they waste their money on some “soul food” (not the same as burger soul food but food that supposedly being correct made with respect of nature) and drink tons of alcohol. Then cry when nobody respects them they are legit good at nothing.

Like growing up I though I would end up being some weak r-slur that is good at nothing but looking at those mayo's I think I ain't that bad in the end

Throwaway for obvious reasons... I don't think u guys would believe me if I told u hehehe

I wish I had more arms

Got a free bill of health. Had some minor complications but given I've had severe complications in the past so I don't give a frick. Give me some lidocaine and I'll frick off.

I got letter that this year I have to pay 5000 euro in tax

I don't even work I am just a student