haha funnee joke

i ate two plates of food for dinner today

In HS I was incredibly skinny to the point of being a legit skeleton and I would feel terrible whenever I ate food or drank water. Sometimes I collapsed when playing tennis and I was so pale a couple of people called me reflector

I had kidney stones when I was 21 and after that I decided to indulge myself way more

I have a bmi of 19 and get nauseaus if I don't eat regularly. Fats are subhuman

i didn't eat breakfast or dinner yesterday

I'm just....

I bought a pack of Oreos and oatmeal cream pies for my work lunches. My wife complained that she keeps eating them and I need to put them in my truck or something.

I didn't realize I married an untrained puppy. She really has that little self-control?

At what point am I allowed to be honest and say "you are weak. You have no self control. Every time you say you're hangry, we're skipping dinner. You aren't diabetic, stop claiming you're getting lightheaded every time you go 3 hours without snacking. You don't need a friend to work out with you. You're an adult, you can go alone. I work more than enough to maintain my weight, I'm not spending 2 of my 3 free hours every night watching you on a treadmill. You get home at 2:30 every day, I get home at 5:30. Do something in that time other than sit on the couch listing to the TV while scrolling through Instagram. Going for a walk will never result in you losing weight. Humans evolved to walk very efficiently. If you aren't sweating, you aren't burning calories. Every time you treat yourself, you're slapping the last week's progress in the face. That "snack" from the gas station has more calories than a McDouble. That tiny bag of chips is more calories than my dinner. You're not even 200 pounds, losing weight is entirely manageable because you're still perfectly mobile. Your bad habits are reflected in the cat. Despite me constantly trying to limit his intake, you keep feeding him every time he meows at you. Now he's fat and it's affecting his health because you can't say No. Eventually I'm going to have to lock up the fridge AND the cat food, strictly controlling your intakes. Yes, my sister in law lost a ton of weight thanks to gastric bypass surgery. You don't need it. She was morbidly obese before and now she has tons of health issues from the surgery. She looks good because she hides all the scars where they removed excess skin. She would much rather be chubby like you than skinny with scars and complications. Jesus Christ."

But that'd be ✨abusive✨

buccal fat removal

I'm really skinnyfat and I've been sticking with a good exercise routine (PPL) but I can't tell if I should bulk or cut first.

Nice post, bro! I posted it to twitter.

haha funnee joke https://rdrama.net/h/proana/post/150721/haha-funnee-joke #funny #random #user

Okay, I don't know if this is actually incest since it wasn't something actually sexual in the technical sense but here goes.

When I was little my mom used to put a buttplug in me (which she called a poop plug) and I'd wear it all the time. I was told only to take it out to poop, wipe my ***, then put it back in.

I was really young so I thought this was just something everybody did but one time at school I dropped it when I flushed the potty and it ended up getting flushed. So when I went back to class I told my teacher that my poop plug got flushed down the potty. She had no idea what I was talking about so she sent me to the school nurse.

Well after trying to explain what a poop plug was for 15 minutes the school calls the police. The police ask me all these questions and at first I'm scared because I think I'm in trouble for losing my poop plug. Turns out my mom has schizophrenia and was making me wear this ***** so Satan couldn't stick his peepee in my pooper and make me gay