US highway system appreciation post

Oh?? You need to go to a town 50 miles away and don't have much time? No problem fam, you can go like 80 mph before a cop even GIVES A SHIT. That highway isn't anywhere near you??? Babe, you're so silly. They all connect and we can get you from A to B in record time, nw. Just listen to Siri and take exit 279B.

And those big scary trucks?? They aren't allowed in the fast lane. 😎 We even post cute safety messages on light up billboards so you don't forget to buckle up (the government cares about you, you don't need God).

God bless the US interstate highway system (especially the Stevenson Expressway) and God bless America.

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What? Is this as a warning or some sort of protectionism? Why they do this?

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https://www.customs.gov.sg/individuals/going-through-customs/departure/three-quarter-tank-rule

YOU MUST BUY SINGAPORE OIL :marseycracka: :marseysingapore:

YOU WILL NOT BUY CHEAP PETROL FROM MALAYSIA :marseycracka: :marseysingapore:

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Please keep buying Singapore oil so I can keep going there for my job. Thanks

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Have you visited Pulau Bukom?

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Absolutely! We've done many jobs there

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I wonder if you were ever one of the mayos i brought there :marseysweating:

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Holy shit that would be wild. There's a real possibility you have, or at the very least my coworkers. Next time I'm taken there I'm gonna shout CHIOBU!!! CHIOBU!!!

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chiobu means pretty lady so totally do that :marseythumbsup:

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Fine I'll just ask everyone if they like chinchillas. So if a manlet comes up to you asking about chinchillas give me a 👌🏿 or something

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If the vehicle's fuel gauge is tampered with

>mfw I press the secret 3/4th button and my fuel gauge becomes exit legal

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:#marseycracka:

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:marseycracka: :marseykink:

What would they do if someone was into that shit tho

like if they start flogging a guy and he nuts pretty awkward

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you could come here and vandalise something and give it a try :marseywink:

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I could probably figure something out

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Malaysia is an oil producer so they have subsidized gas. And Singapore must have higher taxes on everything.

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Why do all the muzzrat countries get oil? :marseyseethe: :marseyseethe: At least Pakis and bhangideshis don't have any.

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Why they do this?

What do you think would happen if all singapooreans bought their oil from those shitholes?

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functioning oil market?

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