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Stupidest shit your sibling has ever said or done, a thread :marseystitch:

I'll go first;

My husband and I were sleeping :marseysoren: over at my mom's house :marseykiwivampire: a few months ago because we needed to watch :marseysalitsnowhere: my youngest siblings for a few days while she was in another state :marseyusa: saying her goodbyes her her dying :marseycutwrist: brother :marsey1984:

We didn't mind and opted to sleep :marseyhatman: on the couch :marseywatchingtv: because there :marseycheerup: was enough :marseyitsallsotiresome: room for us both to sleep :marseyhatman: together.

I was barely awake when my sister :marseygirl: came home, she's a college :marseymcwagie: dropout and a stoner.

She sat in the dining room across from the living :marseyjumpscare: room and said:

"Hey LilMarsey are you awake?"

"Trying not to be, why?"

"Could you get my weed and pipe so I can smoke? It's in my car and I forgot it"

".... Why?" At this point :marseyhesright: I'm sitting :marseyteapot: up just staring :marseystare: at her like:

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"Because I just sat down."

"Well I'm trying to go to sleep, besides I'm not gonna :marseyvenn6: touch :marseygrass: it."

I laid back down and rolled over and she huffs and asks

"do you not touch :marseygrass: the spoons in your house, just because there's the chance someone used them to do drugs?"

I rolled back over and just looked at her:

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And she said with a huff

"Well?"

I just rolled back over and heard :marseyjacksparrow: her sigh before :marseyskellington: getting up WALKING :marseydogwalker: OUT THE DOOR and getting her weed.

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:popcorn: your turn!

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one time one of my siblings thought their eyelashes were too long (they were batting up against their glasses) so they cut them. like with a standard pair of scissors.

not a great decision imo

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:#marseyeyelidpulling:

Did they grow back?

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yeah but they grow kinda slowly, something most people wouldn't think about bc who the frick trims their eyelashes

at least they didn't frick up and clip their actual eyelids and "correctly" only got the lashes

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Jesus

My brothers :marseybog: do that thing where :marseydrama: you flip out your eyelids :marseyflirt: with your fingers :marseytwirl: and I'm waiting :marseysad: for one of them to tear an eyelid :marseyschizotwitch:

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I've done that but only when I frick up and lose one of my contacts behind my eye and need to try to dig that shit out (I do NOT like doing it)

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Wtf when do they do that?

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A few weeks :marseysharksoup: ago

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Is this something stupid? Are eyelashes not just hair?

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:#marseydisintegrate: :!#marseyflamewar::space::!marseyagree:

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No, they whisk away dirt and sweat. Very important.

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Not the same as the hair on ur head bb

you could always try trimming them you'll find out real fast (as they did) that they serve an important purpose lol

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