this is who I am now
I'll go first;
My husband and I were sleeping 
over at my mom's house 
a few months ago because we needed to watch 
my youngest siblings for a few days while she was in another state 
saying her goodbyes her her dying 
brother 
We didn't mind and opted to sleep 
on the couch 
because there 
was enough 
room for us both to sleep together.
I was barely awake when my sister 
came home, she's a college 
dropout and a stoner.
She sat in the dining room across from the living 
room and said:
"Hey LilMarsey are you awake?"
"Trying not to be, why?"
"Could you get my weed and pipe so I can smoke? It's in my car and I forgot it"
".... Why?" At this point 
I'm sitting 
up just staring 
at her like:
"Because I just sat down."
"Well I'm trying to go to sleep, besides I'm not gonna 
touch 
it."
I laid back down and rolled over and she huffs and asks
"do you not touch the spoons in your house, just because there's the chance someone used them to do drugs?"
I rolled back over and just looked at her:
And she said with a huff
"Well?"
I just rolled back over and heard 
her sigh before 
getting up WALKING 
OUT THE DOOR and getting her weed.
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one time one of my siblings thought their eyelashes were too long (they were batting up against their glasses) so they cut them. like with a standard pair of scissors.
not a great decision imo
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Did they grow back?
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yeah but they grow kinda slowly, something most people wouldn't think about bc who the frick trims their eyelashes
at least they didn't frick up and clip their actual eyelids and "correctly" only got the lashes
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Jesus
My brothers
do that thing where 
you flip out your eyelids 
with your fingers 
and I'm waiting 
for one of them to tear an eyelid 
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Wtf when do they do that?
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A few weeks
ago
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I've done that but only when I frick up and lose one of my contacts behind my eye and need to try to dig that shit out (I do NOT like doing it)
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Is this something stupid? Are eyelashes not just hair?
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No, they whisk away dirt and sweat. Very important.
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Not the same as the hair on ur head bb
you could always try trimming them you'll find out real fast (as they did) that they serve an important purpose lol
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