Goddarn the slogan of the park should have been "all expenses spared"

I haven't seen this movie since I was a kid lol

Wow

Plot 👏🏻 holes 👏🏻👏🏻

!dinochads was this your favorite movie as kids???

Also Jurassic Park is just

✨GIRL DINNER✨

the movie

!dramatards

I have no context, it was just really funny

why did I become poor? OldGODS pleas fix.

So you know capeshit aquaman? He can use telepathy to talk to any animal not just fishies. However this would be obvious if Aquaman was real. This is because there concept of a fish literally does not exist. There's famously written books about this very subject. A lamprey is closer biologically to a cow than a salmon. I mean dolphins are mammals, not fish, so why would he only be able to talk to fish? An octopus isn't a fish either, so what gives? Turns out IN UNIVERSE this is actually a common misconception. His telepathic powers just mind r*pe anything with a weak will aka any creature and bend them to their will. Sorry just it bothers me taxonomy wise. Like this would be obvious to anyone who reads even the most basic wikipedia page on fish. Even people like green lantern who had a college degree was confused in one of the cartoons. Like strag you know a whale is a mammal right? Frick off r-slur

!fellas it holds 14 cans don't EVER marry

I change mine pretty often and they're usually themed for the season, holiday or trip I'm about to take.

Wanna guess what this theme is??

!neurodivergents !trolls !pantspoopers !pinggrouplovers

Triggered, libs?

Thank you coming to my This Busts My Bussy talk

Recently I decided to watch a movie called The Birth of a Nation. Its a very old film, so I thought it wouldnt be woke, but I was wrong.

In that movie there are many black characters, I know many of them were portrayed by white actors wearing blackface but still. Like why did they put so many black characters in the film? Why did they ruin their movie with forced diversity?

To make it even worse, there was an interracial relationship between a coloured man named Sylas Lynch and a white woman named Elsie Stoneman.

That movie also showed blacks taking over a city and killing white people, why did they put it in the movie? Were they trying to influence the blacks to riot and kill white people? As the famous saying goes, monkey see monkey do, if the blacks see other blacks on the television taking over cities and killing white people, they are gonna try to replicate these events in real life, and it isnt going to be good to white people if that happen.

I miss it the good old days when there was no wokeness in films, I wish I could just go back to the middle ages when blacks didnt exist (africa was probably inhabited by white people back then), therefore there was no wokeness.

Dont get me wrong, Im not racist, I just dont like having diversity shoved down my throat every time I watch television. im tired of it.

ilil giev that slopy topy if you do (TRVTH) no lie ;)

I'm a silly little guy and I love Israel.

I'll go first;

My husband and I were sleeping over at my mom's house a few months ago because we needed to watch my youngest siblings for a few days while she was in another state saying her goodbyes her her dying brother

We didn't mind and opted to sleep on the couch because there was enough room for us both to sleep together.

I was barely awake when my sister came home, she's a college dropout and a stoner.

She sat in the dining room across from the living room and said:

"Hey LilMarsey are you awake?"

"Trying not to be, why?"

"Could you get my weed and pipe so I can smoke? It's in my car and I forgot it"

".... Why?" At this point I'm sitting up just staring at her like:

"Because I just sat down."

"Well I'm trying to go to sleep, besides I'm not gonna touch it."

I laid back down and rolled over and she huffs and asks

"do you not touch the spoons in your house, just because there's the chance someone used them to do drugs?"

I rolled back over and just looked at her:

And she said with a huff

"Well?"

I just rolled back over and heard her sigh before getting up WALKING OUT THE DOOR and getting her weed.

_______

your turn!

It’s easy to love your little girl, but do you have the courage to call her sexy? pic.twitter.com/CLikfhuZHw

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!fellas

Throwback to the OG: