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I seriously don't understand. I match people on tinder, get on their snap. Conversation is going great, a day later no more replies. Unfriended, no responses, stuck on sent. This has happened like 20x in the last 3 months. Why are people like this? I would never unfriend someone if I was acting like I had a good time. It's just so bizarre to me.
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Show me the no hammock sign
It doesnt come up as a repost but im 1000% positive yall did post it from dailymail or we that b news station is
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Wasn't it Scar who was in the shallow end of the gene pool
— Dr Jordan B Peterson (@jordanbpeterson) May 14, 2024
Futilely attributing his own voluntary failures to fate
The eternal prideful victim and tyrant
Because those are the same thing
Poor me equals I deserve all the powerhttps://t.co/bC4QjfcT3U pic.twitter.com/z7rcGzwBmr
Really makes you think
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OP of the thread is 73 years old and constantly stalked and harassed by his wife
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She's still trying to recover from a bad breakup so I'm trying to be patient with her. She definitely has autism but clearly it's not the cool high-speed/low-drag type like I have.
- forgor : h/furry
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I stand before you today with a grave concern that has plagued our society for far too long. Yes, I speak of none other than the notorious furries!
For too long, these fuzzy creatures have prowled the outskirts of normalcy, lurking in the shadows with their tails wagging and their ears twitching. They prance around in their elaborate costumes, looking down upon us.
But let me ask you this: who do they think they are? Walking around in their plushy attire, pretending to be animals, We must raise up and make the anti furrie committee or AFC for short.
- WeihnachtenSalvador : Zero blue eyes
- Ubie : OP is a .
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I tend to think soy boys don't really feel that happy and are exaggerating mild happiness in order to mask their existential misery.
Like maybe there's been a few instances of moments of pure joy where the right photographer might have lucked out and caught me doing a soy gape, but the only occasions I can think of are moments where friends/family/pets have done something spontaneously funny. Never when <latest thing=""> has been announced. And certainly never while looking directly at the camera.</latest>
But scepticism aside, here's what gets me closest to soygaping:
Coffee
I am an unashamed coffee snob. I have a >£4,000 espresso setup including a La Mazzocco Linea Mini and a Eureka Atom grinder and I totally soy out over the process of making espresso and also pour over coffee.
This is one area where I frequently lie to my wife and connive to spend money without her knowing because she wouldn't understand if she knew the true cost of this hobby.
Me inside when my coffee arrives in the post:
Volvos
I love Volvos. I love seeing other people's Volvos. I like old Volvos and new Volvos. I've got a moose sticker on my Volvo.
I am looking forward to getting the new Volvo EX30 very soon, and hoping they release some electric wagons so I can continue my Volvo wagon habit into the future.
I just can't see myself ever buying any other manufacturer. They're not the fastest or the highest end, but man are they practical and well-designed.
Me when I'm driving my Volvo and I see another Volvo or I'm watching the early reviews of the new EX90:
Manly Scents
I've got an unopened bottle of Gaultier² which is my absolute favourite.
I want to clone myself and have s*x with myself every time I sniff myself. So hot.
They've relaunched it, but it apparently doesn't smell the same as the original so I'm saving it for a special occasion. Either that or selling it to some other nerd for £400+.
Burberry London is another favourite.
Not just sprays though. Anykind of manly shower gel or beard oil, etc. Even the rare manly scented candle just gets me soying out like:
How about you? What gets you soygaping, either literally or in your mind?
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The cpu on my laptop goes to 90% then then wifi turns off and it crashes. What does this mean?
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