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If I fits i Ships. :marseyagree:

https://www.nytimes.com/2024/04/29/us/amazon-package-cat-utah-california.html

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No drama, just funny

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Like, I know Redditors like to be smug and pretend to not understand that headlines have different gramatical rules to enable them to be short, concise, and alluring, so that they can complain about the headline being misleading because they want to comment without reading the article and without getting all the facts wrong.

But is this guy just applying the circlejerk to clear headlines like this (that are actually written like a full sentence) for updoots or are they just a genuine moron?

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I blocked every Kong on this website. This was a horrible mistake, and I will now be apologizing to each one individually.

I thought Donkey Kong December was forced and unfunny. :!wolfidea::marseywise: Therefore, if I block everyone who participated in it, I'll stop seeing unfunny posts, and only ever see gems :derpthumbsup:

I called this idea :yakub: COMEDY EUGENICS :!yakub: and I still stand by the principle of it, but ohmyGOD Kongs were the WORST target :marseyeyelidpulling: You guys carry this website. Seriously, my feed is absolutely dry and desolate now. It's magnatudes slower, and the posts that get through are less funny.

:#marseyapolocheese: I'm sorry Kongs. You were right and I was wrong. I am reversing the ban

I'd still consider this experiment a success though. Why? Because, by making my feed a boring stagnant swamp, I learned who the real enemy is.

Wanna know who is really killing rdrama? The true coal miners of this site?!?

THE UNBLOCKABLES

THAT'S RIGHT!! THEY'RE THE ONLY PEOPLE WHO I DIDNT BLOCK!!! And when you see nothing but their post, oh my GOD is it a chore!

I am starting a new initiative. A NEW FRONTIER FOR COMEDY EUGENICS. I will be making a browser plugin that blocks ALL THE UNBLOCKABLE, UNTOUCHABLE SWINE!!! Then, and ONLY THEN, will my feed be pure!

in the meantime, I have some apologies to write.

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A YouTube channel I linked earlier today just got nuked lol

It was here: https://youtube.com/@StreetsnapsNightlifeWalks4K

Content was basically a woman (with a real vagina and stuff) going around filming young women on nights out in the UK, they had hundreds of thousands of views and the comments were full of coomers. Previews still show up on Bing:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1713587425151472.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1713587570376369.webp

RIP to the Sexy Indian dudes jerking off to bong foids, I guess.

Post: https://rdrama.net/h/toomanyxchromosomes/post/262594/10inbongland-foids-dont-like-their-skimpy

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The EAST HAS FALLEN :marseyseppuku:
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Some jerkoff who said the last Indiana Jones wasn't that bad has a spicy take on Dune 2

TLDR, He didn't like it. :marseyitsover:

There's some interesting psychology at play here, mostly because he comes across like a sad, flustered manchild. He says he was bored to tears by LOTR and Dune 1 but saw this one anyway cause he was bored. Notes:

  • He couldn't distinguish between Zendaya and Rebecca Ferguson because "who cares about dumb fricking fantasy/sci-fi bullshit" :marseysleep:

  • "Are you okay?" really activates his almonds (he's a screenwriter). They should really know better than to use such contrived dialogue. :marseysmughips:

  • The Dune movies suck because Star Wars came out first :marseydisney:

  • Feudalism is very confusing to him. Marrying the Emperor's daughter, getting revenge for his father is super random and makes no fricking sense :marseydizzy:

  • They didn't explain why Timothee Chalamet became the leader of "the fricking Frito Funyuns whatever the frick" it just randomly happened :marseyxd:

!jinxthinkers unhinged rambling

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Peepees out
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Finally got it. Merino wool bass layers are already keeping :marseycomfy:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17130946125348287.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17130946128571818.webp

:marseycomfy: :marseyhappy2:

It's a very fine mesh layer that traps air in-between them for far more heat retention. This is why I haven't been using my heating in my house this whole time. Saves me a few hundred euros bar the need for hot baths and laundry.

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deez blocks got a neighbor busstin fr fr
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@SexyFartMan69 when @SexyFartMan69 get isekai'd

@SexyFartMan69 love sucking peepee!!!

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New wagie toss just dropped

!wagies

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Cuck chair?
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how should i go about getting revenge on my middle school bullies?

i'm open to suggestions

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MGTOW

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Cops are so cool I wish I'd been a cop.

ACAB = All Cops Are Bad-Butt, suck on it you pinko criminal scumbags.

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:marseyyakub:

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:squirreljak:
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"My 112 Hand-Drawn Maps caused a DIVORCE!"

:marseycry: pretty sad his dad left him... I thought this was gonna be a story about a guy ticking off his wife by drawing too many maps :(

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Rule 7
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Dr. Poop spits fax

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