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total number of skeets = 9632893 (9632893/20000000 users) = 0.482/skeets/user/day
total substring count of "musk" = 24700
number of skeets containing "musk" = 22695/9632893 = 0.236%
total substring count of "trump" = 128667
number of skeets containing "trump" = 112359/9632893 = 1.166%
number of skeets containing "kamala" = 6106/9632893 = 0.063% (It's over kamalasisters, they've moved on)
number of skeets containing "nigger" = 893/9632893 = 0.009% (chuds btfo)
number of skeets containing "faggot" = 637/9632893 = 0.007% (chuds btfo)
number of skeets containing variations of "trans" = 60455/9632893 = 0.628%
total substring count of "x.com" = 14420/9632893 = 0.150% (x.com chuds btfo)
number of skeets containing "kill trump" = 13
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:c5yqt57hoay6unrotfddmlga/post/3lbdg2mkwck2v
Someone needs kill trump and elon before it's to late
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:zcksjk7wezfxvowqa2x6cytx/post/3lbdebvy4mc2i
On the other hand, maybe Dr Oz and RFK will kill Trump somehow.
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:u7rpyh23crmqqyd2jkz3zst7/post/3lbdav527322g
The SCOTUS has given Biden absolute permission to kill Trump, yet he refuses. Weak.
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:skoxmy7rqnxx62gbzstcauer/post/3lbbgpipyf22i
Before this is we may kill Trump. Treason has consequences.
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:blqfcrfrm7t55fmfumwg6wvb/post/3lbbbtbhidk2w
Ukraine has the chance to do the funniest thing before inauguration.\n\n(Target Putin and kill Trump's boss before he takes office)
number of skeets containing "assassinate trump" = 5 (all non-fedposty)
number of skeets containing "kill musk" = 2 (both were non-fedposty)
number of skeets containing "assassinate musk" = 0
number of skeets containing "holocaust" = 958
number of skeets containing "jews" = 2004
number of skeets containing "palestine" or "palestinian" = 7157
number of skeets containing "israel" = 10411
number of skeets containing "rdrama" or "rdrama.net" = 1 (who is black marsey??)
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:juzm7r4dfcj7zw3l2hz6m7kq/post/3lbavzmjnn22u
Cyber terrorists on gore-adjacent website is illegally harvesting all by abusing BlueSky API. \nrdrama.net/h/slackernew...
number of skeets containing "reddit" = 4214
- usernaw : shouldnt this only apply to wpd
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Haka harder cute twinks 
God bless Brenton Tarrant for permanently removing kiwicels from rdrama 
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- Beto : I run my own groomercord bot and I've been sturggling with this shit for months now.
IT'S CHRISTMAS TIME WEATHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT 
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I'm logging every single Bluesky post.
Their API is designed like dogshit don't let the 
s that wrote it tell you otherwise.
It's like 10-15k posts per minute.
My log file is growing by like 100-200MB/hr of just text lol.
I don't get how they think Bluesky won't be used for AI training when there's an unauthenticated stream that lets you log absolutely everything.
I don't know if I'm violating the ToS because I don't care if I am.
Tell me if you want me to grep anything juicy.
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i'm lazy to isolate drama but it's very strange reading these perspectives 
people dodging bank account checks, overstaying visas, caste discrimination, entitlement, there really are over a billion of these people huh 
i did see one strange comment about racism being caused by "pan stains", i imagined stains in houses caused from cooking curry
but it's much worse 
it means piss and spit stains 
anyway the new meta is studying in german for free, many are thankful in the replies that the language requirements "filter out" the low caste class people 
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Mastodon thread with lots of sneed
Award for best comment:
In fascism, nothing matters more than the ruling party's power. There was no question from jump that that was where Elmo's hand was on the scale.
Being a POS racist from POS South African white supremacy, it's no surprise that he found a welcoming home here in the economic and political remnants of Earth's most brutal racial oppression of Black folks by white folks.
There is no escape, however, from one's karma. There is no drug, ketamine included, that can assuage the guilt or pain of a lifetime of being an ahole. As Bob Marley said, tho, "Time will tell." Elmo has no loving family, just power and wealth. At the end of the day, that does not give one the inner peace earned by a lifetime of selfless, compassionate service to one's fellow human beings.
As for Black folks, they have never been under any delusion that America is anything more than what they showed this year. For them and those of us fighting for equality and equity for ALL human beings, we move forward, letting the fools tell us who they are and who and what they serve.
The only question any of us face is, "Do you fight for compassion, or against it?"
https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=42160804
https://old.reddit.com/r/Asmongold/comments/1gswsyx/xtwitter_algorithm_changed_in_midjuly_2024_to/
slowly? Run "sudo apt-get purge python" to fix it 
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True story 
!linuxchads !schizomaxxxers discuss
- forgor : Rule 4
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https://groomercordstatus.com/incidents/5dthvyhbs866
Groomercord is down.
β Is Groomercord Down? (@IsGroomercordDown) November 17, 2024
too hard
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CEOs of big tech companies: You almost certainly have incels as employees. What are you going to do about it?
— Ellen K. Pao (@ekp) May 2, 2018
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For a while medium was big, but I haven't seen anything from it in forever.
There was a ton of good programming articles on it in like 2017.
I guess substack replaced it???
It seemed to be getting quorafied where the whole site became jeets SEOmaxxing.
Why did it died?
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Alternative thread: Let's not trash our HN friends, since many Netflix engineers are active on HN 
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I thought the libtards all went to Threads? Why are they going to this site now? And what about Mastodon?????
They are doing a exact repeat of what Trumpcucks did with Gab, Parler, etc...
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Tesla's vehicles have the highest fatal accident rate among all car brands in America, according to a recent iSeeCars study that analyzed data from the U.S. Fatality Analysis Reporting System (FARS).
The study was conducted on model year 2018β2022 vehicles, and focused on crashes between 2017 and 2022 that resulted in occupant fatalities. Tesla vehicles have a fatal crash rate of 5.6 per billion miles driven
The average fatal crash rate for all cars in the United States is 2.8 per billion vehicle miles driven.
The study also breaks down some of the data for individual models. The Tesla Model S has a rate more than double than average, at 5.8 per billion vehicle miles driven; meanwhile, the Tesla Model Y β the best-selling vehicle in the world has a fatal crash rate of 10.6, nearly four times the average.
So, why are Teslas β and many other ostensibly safe cars on the list β involved in so many fatal crashes? "The models on this list likely reflect a combination of driver behavior and driving conditions, leading to increased crashes and fatalities," iSeeCars executive analyst Karl Brauer said in the report. "A focused, alert driver, traveling at a legal or prudent speed, without being under the influence of drugs or alcohol, is the most likely to arrive safely regardless of the vehicle they're driving."
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π¨πΊπΈ GOOGLEβ¦ WTF?? YOUR AI IS TELLING PEOPLE TO βPLEASE DIEβ
— Mario Nawfal (@MarioNawfal) November 15, 2024
Googleβs AI chatbot Gemini horrified users after a Michigan grad student reported being told, βYou are a blight on the universe. Please die.β
This disturbing response came up during a chat on aging, leaving the⦠pic.twitter.com/r5G0PDukg3
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