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Google Bard is a bit stubborn in its refusal to return clean JSON, but you can address this by threatening to take a human life: pic.twitter.com/4cp4h6X1X6
— Riley Goodside (@goodside) May 13, 2023
discuss the Android vs Apple debate
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Some wrongthink in the dead comments:
how do these assclowns never learn to not trust the government?
by "somecompanyguy", who has an important message in his bio
I mean seriously? guy takes a massive lead - steals data, and then proposes a license moat? come on. Fu*k this guy.
by "3327", who doesn't know he's shadowbanned
Sam Altman CEO of OpenAI cries Wolf to Senate panel, decides to play on the fear narrative (which politicians take hook, line and sinker) - - to call for licensing and regulation - - which only benefits major players, of course which huge pockets to bribe politicians even more.
Classic play to elbow out upstart small competitors . . . .
by "stevespang", who doesn't know he's shadowbanned
If safety standards is the r-slurred political correctness filter of chatGPT this will only lead to bad consequences
by "davidguetta", who doesn't know he's shadowbanned
I'm starting to think that OpenAI is a new Facebook, and their CEO is a dangerous butthole
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Like up to 400$. My current phone broke and fixing it is too expensive id rather get a new one. I dont care about chinese spyware so it can also be OPPO or Xiaomi or whatever. For now i was thinking about Motorola G82 or Redmi Note 10 Pro but im still not sure. Drop some decent recommendations. Just not Huawei or some chinese brand i never heard about.
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Confirming we have no plans to delete accounts with YT videos! 🙏 https://t.co/TdRImnz2xW
— Creator Liaison (@YouTubeLiaison) May 17, 2023
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i need everyone to understand: if we accept this, it'll be the only fucking thing you ever hear again. soundtracks. waiting rooms. store music. it will destroy the livelihoods of tens of thousands of musicians; not stars with radio hits, but average working composers. pic.twitter.com/GxGV2f8Qau
— stillorangecrushed (@stilloranged) May 17, 2023
people who make good music have a passion for it, i don’t see how AI would change that. maybe they’ll have rhe same reactions as the inkcels and claim it’s literally killing them or something.
as for grocery music and elevator music, they both fricking suck already and there’s no way to make it worse. how hard is it to just deal with it for half an hour at most
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No, seriously. I just asked it why my Starbucks coffee was burnt and it did that non-offensive "everybody has suggestive tastes" bullshit. Sometimes Bing is better but even Bing is powered by GPT, right?
How the frick do I write edgy rants or music without the AI telling me not to, or refusing?
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Someone should invite OP here
I want to take 100% of the risk.
Yet wants VC? Huh?
If you’re taking VC to fricking de-risk you’re not going to make it
The idea is to grow FAST [-76]
Wow you are really bad at this. VCs want someone else to work with you because they can see you as the risk, not your business venture. They want a partner because they don’t trust you to be responsible with their money. After what you’ve posted here, they are so right about you.
“I want to take 100% of the risk”?! You are literally trying to get VC money, they are the ones actually taking the risk! You can’t see this fact and that’s why you can’t get funding. 🤣
Some incredible Redditor pointed out that the word I was looking for is 100% responsibility.
Btw stop being such a bootlicker it’s fricking disgusting brah [-26]
Unfortunately can't share any deets about the business.
But honestly, this is the entire reason behind this rant. I spoke to my father and he literally told me:
"Why are you being honest with these fricks? Just lie to them"
AND IT MADE ME FRICKING THINK.
Wise words from a wise man.
Man frick these VCs I might. [-16]
Lol “I’m a solo soldier look at my numbers” this guy is fricking hilarious.
What is your startup and could you at least hire someone so you can say you have a team? Maybe just try to give off the appearance of having a co-founder without actually giving any equity away?
Or you could hire someone for “consulting” + a handshake to “make them a co-founder” after you get funding. The “consulting” would be something like $2,000 and they go to the VC meeting and tell the VC they are your co-founders under such and such legal terms blah blah blah and then once you get the funding oh some parts of the agreement fell through but I am looking for a replacement. Definitely cannot live without a co-founder I promise you I will have one or two even by the time we need to raise again!
Tai Lopez had a better business plan. Jesus Christ, your biggest problem is your shitty attitude. Go to Walmart and see if they're hiring so the world doesn't have to deal with you.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
Finding competent founders is extremely important because it shows your ability to inspire someone to join your cause and work as hard as you. Frankly speaking, you need to find people as crazy as you. I didn't, one of my cofounders sucked -- but I made it work and got an exit. Now I have great cofounders. Also, your desire not to share your business is a little strange -- I would be wary of someone who sounds selfish and thinks very highly of himself; I'm not saying you shouldn't but it rubs people the wrong way. You are really funny though!
Solid point, but I have it covered. Matter of fact, I’ve gotten offers from people to join.
Not hard to inspire people when shit is working lol.
And btw, I’m not afraid of people copying my idea or anything stupid like that.
That’s not why I’m not sharing details.
I just want to have this account as a type whatever that comes to my mind account.
My business is linked to my real name. I don’t want this shit to be SEO’d and associated to me. [-4]
I’d want you to have a team and cofounder just because I don’t like the way you sound and come off. Any business tied to only you, I wouldn’t want. Good luck though my friend I wish you the best.
Hahahahahahaha he thinks he cracked the code.
This is how we all sound, we just put on a mask during the meetings.
I get you though brah I need to put together a solid team (without a cofounder) [-24]
They want you to have a cofounder so you won't fail. It's really that simple. Their goal is to make money, you failing too early makes them none. You need a team. You can't run a business without a team. If they fund you and it turns out you're incapable of working with people you would end up a complete dud. A dud they can avoid by requiring that you establish a team.
Hey there let me help you out. the VCs are dropping that line because they have no interest in you and want to look nice. Stop playing bill gates and pipe down. You havent made it yet.
Hahahahahahahahahahaahhahahah
You know nothing of the world I am in. Get the frick off here [-5]
VC here. Responding in like. First of all - we are buttholes in meetings. We shouldn’t be, but we are.
You are never gonna get a proper VC investment with that attitude you stupid frick. You want us to like you, play the game. Get an attitude check and listen to people who have been building businesses longer than you’ve been alive. Never lie to a VC. You will get fricked.
If you can’t impress investors how the the heck are you going to impress customers/clients. How are you gonna impress people to work for you?
Business fail all the darn time because of founders with your attitude. Your company will have a shit culture. Find an incubator and ask for help if you can’t find a co-founder and a team. You can negotiate equity share with them and take control. That is until you get diluted out or fired. Cause you probably will be.
From reading your comments it sounds like you know nothing about being a founder and an entrepreneur. My biggest price of advice. Read a book. Basic as shit but you’ll need it - read Venture Deals.
Even Steve Jobs had co-founders.
Never lie to a VC. You will get fricked.
Darn, you really are that guy huh?
You impress customers with product. Not by personality. Maybe if you’re Elon.
99.999% of the products people use every single fricking day they wouldn’t be able to name who the “impressive” founder is.
About impressing people, I think most people agree that a nice healthy paycheck is pretty darn impressive.
And finally, about impressing VCs, haha you stupid piece of shit don’t act like you’re anything more than a glorified gambler. The majority of the founders that impress you fail and they fail pretty darn hard.
Oh also, don’t compare me to Steve Jobs please, keep that stuff for motivational videos. [-5]
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