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Deleted his account before I could get any more replies unfortunately. The rest of his account was just things like screenshots of the morning news where he was tagging the presenter and calling her beautiful

https://twitter.com/AlanTrotter14/status/1754436250994442244

He also seem to be obsessed with this one pornstar

!coomers

https://twitter.com/AlanTrotter14/status/1742314341351973111

https://twitter.com/AlanTrotter14/status/1697358283399479682

https://twitter.com/AlanTrotter14/status/1703535982358708481

Here's what the girl in the picture thought about it

https://twitter.com/AfcLei/status/1757335276349735031

@Morpheuswipe

Laugh at Chelsea for spending $600+ million dollars worth of players and WINNING NOTHING

We should have a soccerbros ping group btw. I'll create it if anyone gives me 2600 dramacoin.

Edit: Join here

@VOV @Avalon @chiobu @AverageBen10Enjoyer @ForgotMyPasswordAgain @HetsAreFeds @SCD discuss

A playful update to the 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 of St. George appears on the collar to unite and inspire. pic.twitter.com/lXEjXhbIJO

— Nike Football (@nikefootball) March 18, 2024

!football

!britbongs

Genuinely, I have no idea what that is supposed to be? Why is blue and purple uniting and inspiring?

!football

This is the year boys

Context: Joey Barton is former Newcastle/Manchester City player who went on to have a failed career as a manager. In 2022, his wife accused him of assaulting her, but later refused to assist the prosecution.

Last month, he took aim at women commentators for not understanding men's football (note: a DV charity promoted their Tweet under his )

https://twitter.com/Joey7Barton/status/1732535415033184443

Now he's got a bit more personal, comparing two female commentators to serial killers

https://twitter.com/Joey7Barton/status/1743178035766153418

The Great and Good of football were outraged. Headlines were made and ITV put out a statement on Twitter, but Joey has still come out swinging

https://twitter.com/Joey7Barton/status/1743327495301234831

https://twitter.com/Joey7Barton/status/1743516036698382598

https://twitter.com/Joey7Barton/status/1743529495783747668

Other random tweets:

https://twitter.com/Joey7Barton/status/1742603690681434348

https://twitter.com/Joey7Barton/status/1743270303298658737

https://twitter.com/Joey7Barton/status/1743593849858228522

https://twitter.com/Joey7Barton/status/1742869075792167124

Tennessee up 21-7 early against Alabama. Would be a shame if they blew that.

Context:

Eni Aluko is a former professional women's football player turned commentator. Here's a sample of her work:

Joey Barton is a former professional men's football player turned Twitter CHUD (see my previous post for his antics).

A couple of weeks ago, Joey tweeted comparing Eni to a serial killer, so now she's suing him and has fled the country (aka gone on holiday).

For some reason, not everyone thinks her leaving is bad news:

https://twitter.com/MagicalMaresca/status/1747394730885836921

https://twitter.com/agham1992/status/1747537959077777416

The man himself has also responded:

https://twitter.com/Joey7Barton/status/1747545747338182835

Foid crying:

https://twitter.com/LuxMeaMundiAM/status/1747536117560152187

!football, !familyman, come laugh at these losers. Can you believe they thought it was "their year"?

Tyreek Hill says he doesn't watch film. Instead, he plays Madden the night before a game to check the ratings of the cornerbacks he'll be facing.

“I see their awareness, speed and strength - and that’s how I get a good tell on them.”

pic.twitter.com/I0l1KA6S2a

— Ari Meirov (@MySportsUpdate) August 18, 2023

!football discuss

A 21-year old Utah student was arrested after she threatened to detonate a nuclear reactor that is located on campus if the Utes lost to San Diego State Saturday, @KSLcom reports. She was booked into Salt Lake County Jail Wednesday. Fortunately, Utah won 35-7

— Brett McMurphy (@Brett_McMurphy) September 22, 2022

And they say foids can't be truly passionate about sports.

>On Saturday, the University of Utah football team hosted San Diego State at Rice-Eccles Stadium. The woman "posted threats of violence" on the Yik Yak app before the game, stating that "if the football team did not win the game, (she) was going to detonate the nuclear reactor that is located in the University of Utah causing a mass destruction," according to a police booking affidavit.

>Police note in their affidavit that the student does have knowledge of the nuclear reactor and "is aware of where the reactor is located and attends class in the same building where the reactor is housed."

https://www.ksl.com/article/50480786/student-arrested-for-allegedly-making-nuclear-threat-unless-utes-won-/p>

Reddit:

• [PFT] Source says this is real. 11 games. $5M fine for Watson.

• [Kleinman] NFL suspensions: Deshaun Watson: 11 games, $5 million fine - 24 sexual misconduct lawsuits. Ridley: Indefinite - Bet for his team to win Burfict: 12 games - Targeting Hopkins: 6 games - PED Martavis: Indefinite - Weed Josh Gordon: 76 games - Weed

• [Ari Meirov] Watson will return vs. the Texans, his former team, in Houston.

• [Reiss] $5 million is about 2.2% of Watson’s fully guaranteed contract.

• By suspending Deshaun Watson fewer than 12 games, his contract will not toll an additional year, allowing him to receive his $46M salary next year, rather than the $1M he would've earned in 2023 with a longer suspension

• NFL No More Campaign

• [Mina Kimes] Well this is quite the pair of tweets

• [Battista] Deshaun Watson tells reporters he will “continue to stand on my innocence.” Said he never assaulted or disrespected anyone.

• [Axelrod] Browns Deshaun Watson: "Just because settlements happen doesn't mean a person is guilty." Says he believes he has proven his innocence throughout this process.

• Why Your Team Sucks 2022: Cleveland Browns | Defector

I could keep going, but ten seems like enough. If you want to see more, check /r/nfl yourself. But here's a bonus from /r/sports. And here's one from /r/fantasyfootball.

Twitter:

• The NFL had an opportunity to show it had learned from its ugly history on standing up for Women with this Deshaun Watson case and IT FAILED. 11 games and a 5 million dollar fine doesn’t fit what he was accused of doing and found to have done by Judge Sue L. Robinson. Sickening. – Robert Griffin III

• NFL punishing Deshaun Watson – Josiah Johnson

• Deshaun Watson supsension reduced to 11 games after promising not to sexually assualt 2 dozen women"ever again" – PFT Commenter

• Deshaun Watson was not indicted by a Grand Jury twice. | Historically a Grand Jury will indict 99.9% of the time | The man has not been charged with a crime. | Settling a civil case is in no way admitting any guilt, it's business | You may not like this tweet, but it's fact. – The Philly Godfather

• Deshaun Watson paying his $5 Million dollar fine – Some meme account, but this tweet has a ton of likes/replies, with seething to match.

• The Texans welcoming Deshaun Watson back to Houston after his suspension – NFL Memes

• After the Deshaun Watson suspension was announced, the NFL has promised to wear extra pink to show how much it respects women this season – Some soyboy with a YouTube channel he describes as "The Daily Show for football".

• Calvin Ridley vs Deshaun Watson taught me that the NFL thinks it’s MORE acceptable to commit a crime against a human(s) than a victimless crime that affects their bottom dollar. | What a world. I love being a woman, it’s fun. – Some random thot, but former Jaguars offensive guard, Uche Nwaneri, replied.

• It’s kind of hilarious to scroll through my TL and see numerous individuals find Deshaun Watson so appalling and disgusting but love themselves some Donald Trump 😂😂😂 – Some soyboy that somehow managed to make this about Trump.

I don't even like Bayern but it's just too fricking funny

I've seen so many "erm actually the bundesliga is the most competitive top league right now " takes recently too

!football

!football !bharatiya

For context it's a chain of eateries which mainly sells prata/paratha which is a local favourite

For more context Man Utd suffered their biggest loss in 90ish years to our most bitter rivals: https://rdrama.net/h/sports/post/152107/marseygunshotsuicide

That particular dish is a plain prata which locals call "kosong" which means "zero" in Malay, so 7 "kosong" pratas for free means...

And it's a real deal so kudos to them because it's pretty funny lol

https://mothership.sg/2023/03/srisun-express-manchester-united-prata/

https://www.facebook.com/srisunexpress/posts/740605367587720

Use this thread to document your final table predictions. Whoever comes closest at end of season I will gift 1000 dc.

1. Tottenham

2. Manchester City

3. Liverpool

4. Chelsea

5. Arsenal

6. Manchester United

7-17. Who Cares

18 Aston Villa

19 Wolves

20 Bournemouth

Since (I assume) the jannies aren't doing one, here's an unofficial voting thread. Idk how to do two polls in one post so vote in the comments.

Fight card: https://www.tapology.com/fightcenter/events/90191-ufc-fight-night

Streams: https://totalsportek.to/title-game/ufc-fight-night-sandhagen-vs-song/7282

Agapova just got put out and was foaming at the mouth and biting her tongue wtf

https://dubz.co/v/d86tqx

After 2 years of sneeding, PGA has decided that money is worth more than morals and agreed to merge with LIV, backed by Saudi Arabia. As a reminder, this was PGA's stance last year. Loyalists to the PGA have been thoroughly humiliated as they turned down contracts worth up to $800 million (in Tiger Woods case) for it to not really matter in the end.

As expected, reddit is handling it well:

So LIV golfers just essentially made a shit ton of money and nothing changed? I’m confused

You left out the part where the PGA went on a year long rant about morality and refusing to take money from the Saudis only to immediately take money from the Saudis at the first opportunity

This is my favorite part. And all the redditors who just got cucked by the PGA & their "heritage & tradition"

Hey wait, that’s me 🥴

So the PGA gaslit the public and their athletes into taking the moral high ground all the while they were cutting deals behind closed doors? Unreal levels of scum lol

PGA really made themselves look like a joke. Cash really rules everything.

Always has

What a bunch of greedy and hypocritical scum bags

And on, and on. If you sort by new, plenty of fresh seethe in both the /r/golf and /r/sports threads. Meanwhile /sp/ is acting smug at libcucks and redditors getting owned epic style. Post yfw you didn't look out for number 1 and got clowned on anyways

RIP goomblers who put money on Liverpool

Jadon Sancho 16' (Man Utd 1 - 0 Liverpool)

Marcus Rashford 53' (Man Utd 2 - 0 Liverpool)

Mohamed Salah 81' (Man Utd 2 - 1 Liverpool)

Official:

A’s to Sacramento….. pic.twitter.com/bg6RuYu8co

— Carmichael Dave (@CarmichaelDave) April 4, 2024

https://twitter.com/CaseyPrattABC7/status/1775964354871238663

https://twitter.com/toomuchtuma/status/1775902211228291468

https://twitter.com/FOS/status/1775903407984746948

Seething: https://old.reddit.com/r/baseball/comments/1bvp4p3/carmichael_dave_official_as_to_sacramento/?sort=controversial

!football

https://old.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/1bfyxko/comment/kv4hetl/?context=8&sort=controversial

https://old.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/1bfyxko/comment/kv4konj/?context=8&sort=controversial

>I've only seen my team win multiple trophies in the last 10 years, how can I be plastic?

https://old.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/1bfyxko/comment/kv3svug/?context=8&sort=controversial

https://old.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/1bfyxko/comment/kv3vhq8/?context=8&sort=controversial

>Locals getting tickets to see their team play? DISGUSTING

https://old.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/1bfyxko/comment/kv49cls/?context=8&sort=controversial

>Supply and demand have no relation to price levels

I don't really have an issue with foreign fans but it does annoy me when they act like waking up a couple of hours early to watch Real Madrid is some Herculean task

No I didn't read it to verify it's true I just hate her.

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