Some of my friends in the group chats are sports fans and whenever they talk about sports, they don't talk about the sort of stuff I imagine a sports fan would actually care about. It's not "I hope my team wins the big game " and stuff like that, it's always the meta stuff.

"Hey dude, did you hear the Minnesota Penguins are going to sell their quarterback to Washington Eagles?"

"Yeah I heard coach LeMarius hates Chad Thunderpeepee because he called him the n word back in 2017 so they're getting rid of him. I thought they'd get rid of the coach first, there were rumors he's going to transfer off to either JanuarySixers or Arizona Thunder Warriors"

"That would have been such a shame, he's been with the team for four consecutive Galactic Cup victories, if they win this year too he'll finally get his Stormwind Signet Ring and a statue in the Hall of Fame"

It's always nonsense like this, discussing trades, injuries, transfers etc. I started noticing this a few years ago when I finally googled "fantasy football" after hearing them talk about it every fricking year. Whatever happened to just liking the game? You'd think the average sports fan would be like a FIFA 2023 fan not a Football Manager 2023 fan.

A squirrel at the baseball? The reactions are nuts 🥜😭#BBCBaseball | 🎥 @MLBEurope pic.twitter.com/yCES2cA2nf

— BBC Sport (@BBCSport) May 24, 2023

Granted that isn't professional, but still the date and degree of hilarity is uncanny. Video in link with explanation for the baseball-oblivious incels.

Previously:

@LandlordMessiah / @Landlord_Messiah (I forget which is the real LLM) lmao

!leafs Everyone laugh at the bruins lmao

https://twitter.com/search

they are so mad lmao

the mad man actually did it

Harry Kane to FC Bayern, here we go! Deal completed between all parties as Kane has given final green light 🚨🔴

Tottenham to receive €100m fixed fee plus add-ons up to €20m package.

Kane will sign a four year deal, he’ll fly to Germany today.

Medical booked. Done deal. pic.twitter.com/iervbXzkwt

— Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano) August 11, 2023

!football

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I think sporting and spurs will pass

@SCD

@Enrico_Motassa @poopdick @clowned @CeetheAndSope @AdrenochromeJunkie @ManBearFridge @coned @TariqNasheed @boykitty_enjoyer999 @gayr-slur @BrassClown

This post is to help @TariqNasheed create a fantasy football league for the degenerates of rdrama. From the last post it seems that we are leaning towards doing a 12 team PPR league with a small DC buy in.

Answer the poll questions below if you are interested in participating.

!dixie

Prominent women’s rights activist @Riley_Gaines_ has been made a target of radical extreme trans activists tonight after influencer Laura Loomer released her address on Twitter.

She knows full well thousands of trans activists will see it.

She knows full well she is putting… pic.twitter.com/f5mVzyOHBR

— Oli London (@OliLondonTV) November 17, 2023

Riley Gaines is a swimmer who lost to Queen Lia and hasn't stopped sneeding about neo-foids since

Laura Loomer is an absolute drama queen. Wikipedia describes here as an "American far-right and anti-Muslim political activist,[a][b] white nationalist,[2][3] conspiracy theorist[4][5] and internet personality"

She once chained herself to the door of Twitter office to protest them banning her

RIley and her having a b-word fight in quote tweets

Her response

I'm a journolist

NOOOO You can't just call Riley a dumb b-word and bimbo. You''re being MISOGYNISTIC"

"But it's not the end of the season yet "

Sure but 2 out of my relegation predictions are correct ATM so what better time to post it?

In general, @Avalon probably got the best top 6 prediction. I'm meh on mine - got City, Arsenal, and Newcastle vaguely right, predicted decline of Liverpool and Chelsea but didn't go far enough and completely missed on Spurs and Man Utd. Relegation is still super open but mine is the best ATM.

!football

I don't know what to feel TBH. I hate him and hes joining the team I root for (and cry every year)

I have to support him???

NO I WILL NOT

I hope Chuck Legreg outshines him

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

!illuminati FIX THIS SOMEHOW

Plebbit freaking out https://old.reddit.com/r/formula1/comments/1ag83xn/lewis_hamilton_to_join_ferrari_for_2025_formula_1?sort=controversial

https://old.reddit.com/r/sports/comments/1ag8ooc/lewis_hamilton_to_join_ferrari_for_the_2025?sort=controversial

r/formuladank is full on r-slurred mode rn

ESPN Sources: The NBA is suspending Golden State’s Draymond Green indefinitely. pic.twitter.com/CNaIXavM0C

— Adrian Wojnarowski (@wojespn) December 14, 2023

Last Thursday, the Cowgirls won a thriller against the Seahawks, 41-35. TE Jake Ferguson scored the winning TD, running a nice route and beating safety Jamal Adams in the endzone. After the play, New York Jets beat writer, Connor Hughes, was quick to show off his amazing journ*lism skills by dunking on the former Jet, replying "Yikes" to a highlight of the play. After the game, Jamal Adams saw this tweet, and quipped back at the journo, posting a picture of the guy's wife and saying "Yikes".

As per usual, Redditors were quick to defend m'lady, calling for the player to be cut for his disgusting actions - here are some threads with a few highlights, nearly everyone is pooping on him lol:

https://old.reddit.com/r/nfl/comments/18chazr/jamal_adams_explains_socialmedia_post_about_jets?sort=controversial

https://old.reddit.com/r/Seahawks/comments/188n114/jamal_adams_prez_on_x?sort=controversial

https://old.reddit.com/r/Seahawks/comments/188pjtt/fann_in_response_to_jamal_going_after_a_reporters?sort=controversial

“I think my wife is hot. So we're not that different, Jamal. We're both constantly fricking up.”

Lol this is great

That's a smooth line.

"He's always said some smart things toward my play, if I do make a mistake."

Jamal, I'm not sure you understand what sports reporters do for a living.

Ah yes, posting "Yikes" is fantastic journ*lism.

Adams doesn't deserve to be a Seahawk.

Ps am I supposed to think she's ugly? I'm legit confused. Your face looks like it got hit by a bus and you're talking shit?

https://a.espncdn.com/combiner/i

Mfer looks like an RPG character that didn't have any points left to put into intelligence because he spent them all on neck.

I wish I had more than one upvote to give this one. Normally I don't much like making fun of anyone's appearance, but "spent them all on neck" was too funny.

Reddit on!

And yes, she's mid at best.

Now that is truly vile reaction. It's time to move on from Jamal.

Even the coach, talked to him about the incident, and this absolute Chad said "When they go low, I go lower"

Anyways, this guy would easily on my All-Drama NFL team, the guys a beauty

Female martial artists have come forward to reveal that male athletes claiming to be transgender have completely overtaken the women's categories of a major grappling association, leaving them fearing for their safety in many instances. One of the men, Corissa Griffith, took home four gold medals in the women's category during a tournament in Georgia on October 21.

The North American Grappling Association (NAGA) is the largest submission grappling association in the world, and facilitates standards and tournaments in various martial arts, including Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu. But while NAGA has provided competition categories for males and females since its inception in 1995, it has recently become the subject of controversy after a number of female athletes were found to have been matched up against trans-identified males.

The issue first received widespread attention in September after it was learned that a female Brazilian jiu-jitsu athlete had not been informed she would be competing against a male. Taelor Moore posted a clip of her fight against James "Alice" McPike on her Instagram, noting that there was a 65lbs weight difference between them.

Following the clip going viral, NAGA was prompted to issue a statement clarifying its policies on the inclusion of trans-identified males in the women's category.

"NAGA does not require biological women to compete against transgender women. Instead, we give the choice to the biological women and if they decline, they compete in a division only with other biological women."

NAGA also provided a link to their official policy, which reads: "For those who chose not to compete with the transgender female, we will inquire if they have an interest in entering a separate division which includes the transgender female. This additional division will be offered at no cost to those competitors. However, if individuals decline this opportunity, the transgender female will be directed to compete with the males in their respective weight and skill level category."

But despite claiming to have had a policy in place that required female athletes to be informed, many are coming forward to reveal that NAGA has continued to pair women against trans-identified males without their knowledge and depriving them of the opportunity to opt out in many instances.

Speaking to Reduxx, professional martial artists Jayden Alexander and Ansleigh Wilk said that they were made to fight against a male with no prior warning from NAGA until stepping onto the mat.

"I honestly never thought this would actually happen in a contact sport, especially not MY contact sport," Alexander, who is a Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu blue belt, said. "When I saw him, I was so shocked I didn't know how to respond."

Both Alexander and Wilk fought against Cordelia Gregory of Temporal Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu Academy, who is one of many trans-identified males currently participating in NAGA women's tournaments. Both women describe that they were not informed they would be competing against a male until the it was too late during their July tournaments.

"I hadn't been notified. The only thing that brought it to my attention was my teammates. They kept asking me 'are you fighting a man' and I was honestly too focused on coaching the rest of the crew to really pay attention to my opponent," Wilk said.

"I realized very quickly I couldn't muscle them like most girls," Wilk, who is a Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu brown belt and coach, added. "Well obviously, because it wasn't a girl! Then not long after, I had to do a second match of which Cordelia threw a tantrum saying [he] 'didn't tap [out].' I was sincerely scared [he] was going to punch me when I stuck my hand out to shake [his]."

Both women also note that the experience of fighting Gregory was distinctly different than fighting a woman.

"The fact of the matter is that he had a man's strength. I train with men and women and the difference is massive," Alexander explains. "After my match with Cordelia, I sat mat-side and cried as my teammates massaged out my cramping forearms."

But despite NAGA's claims that its policy was to inform female athletes if their competitor was a biological man, watchdogs have noted that no enforcement of the policy appears to be taking place, even since their September announcement.

"A rule is only effective if a federation will follow it and, most importantly, enforce it," says Marshi Smith, the co-founder of Independent Council on Women's Sports (ICONS). She noted that on October 21, a female grappler was "blindsided" into fighting not one, but two trans-identified males during a tournament.

Danielle Lenane, one of the only females involved in the competition, was made to fight Cordelia Gregory and Corissa Griffith, the latter representing Odyssey Jiu-Jitsu. Following the fight, Lenane asked for her record to be wiped clean of any indication she had fought either one of the men.

Smith said that during the October 21 tournament, there were more males participating than women in some of the women's divisions.

In the Women's No-Gi fight for the 160-169lbs weight class, only Griffith and Gregory participated and took home medals. On his Instagram, Griffith joked about the match, posting a scene from a Japanese "softcore" pornography series and suggesting the two women depicted represented him and Gregory.

Jayden Alexander says that she and other females were set to compete in the October 21 tournament, but dropped out after seeing how many males were involved.

"There was not just one, but two trans-identified males who were signed up in a bracket that me and several other women should have been able to sign up for but couldn't because we didn't want to go against the men," Alexander explains. "And for a man to be able to come in and sign up in the women's bracket and discourage us from even being able to compete at all is absolutely heartbreaking and honestly scary."

Ansleigh Wilk affirmed Alexander's sentiment, and added that most female participants feel unable to vocally protest the gender self-identification policies.

"The majority of the women feel scared to even speak out about this matter. They don't want to be labeled a bigot or transphobic," Wilk said. "There's so many girls just not signing up now because they are allowing this. Women's sports will cease to exist if this keeps up. Medals, belts, records, and money are going to be stripped right away from women."

Marshi Smith similarly notes that women have been self-excluding from the competitions, but that attempts to formally lodge complaints about being paired up against males have fallen on deaf ears.

"I have now spoken to four women who have all fought male fighters in the combat sport of Jiu Jitsu. They are extremely upset. They are self-excluding. They are emailing federation leadership and being dismissed. These organizations and teams that are encouraging this dangerous display of violence against women need to be publicly shamed into doing what is right for women or reap the outrage that comes with cowardice."

!football !burgers discuss

!football

After Brittney Griner played in her first WNBA game last night since coming home from prison in Russia, Phoenix Mercury head coach Vanessa Nygaard was angry Los Angeles didn’t sellout the arena for her return:

“How was it not a sellout??”pic.twitter.com/b2GgnsjlIN

— Greg Price (@greg_price11) May 21, 2023

Gee, I wonder why nobody went to yet another WNBA game

Anyway, in real sports news, the Nuggies went up 3 games to 0 against LeBron and the Gaykers

1. Alabama

2. Ohio State

3. Georgia

4. Clemson

5. Notre Dame

6. Texas A&M

7. Utah

8. Michigan

9. Oklahoma

10. Baylor

11. Oregon

12. Oklahoma State

13. North Carolina State

14. USC

15. Michigan State

16. Miami (FL)

17. Pittsburgh

18. Wisconsin

19. Arkansas

20. Kentucky

21. Ole Miss

22. Wake Forest

23. Cincinnati

24. Houston

25. BYU

Others receiving votes:

Tennessee 180, Texas 164, Iowa 163, Penn State 160, LSU 55, Fresno State 32, Minnesota 31, UCF 27, Purdue 17, Mississippi State 15, Auburn 15, Florida 14, Kansas State 14, North Carolina 9, Boise State 5, Air Force 4, Appalachian State 4, South Carolina 2, UCLA 2, San Diego State 2, Utah State 2, Nebraska 1

/r/CFB Thread: https://old.reddit.com/r/CFB/comments/wp3d85/preseason_ap_top_25_poll/?sort=controversial

Post your knee-jerk reactions below!

The Context:

A user posts a video of a golfer drunkenly confronting another during play to /r/golf.

The conversation quickly turns dramatic and Redditors debate the context of the video, if this is a problem only in America, and if alcohol should be banned from courses.

The Drama:

Is this a uniquely American phenomenon?

>Playing Golf in America summed up.

I have never seen anything close to this on a GC. If you don't like America, leave or never visit. Moron!

21 down votes? More anti-american reddit. Go protest in Michigan and shout "Death to America" like they did.

I have golfed all over the US and probably over 1k rounds and never seen a verbal argument. All but maybe 20 rounds are at city public courses.

Stop crying, dumbass in the hat.

Are we sure it's anti-American to downvote your comment? Or is it possible we're just downvoting you for that tacky-butt “like it or leave” bullshit.

Snowflake

[Continued:]

There was about a billion percent chance you were going to call someone a snowflake at some point, here.

>

You call it consistent, we call it predictable.

You prove my point.

Anyone who disagrees with you should leave the country and I'm the snowflake? lol Jesus Christ, dude.

[…]

I did leave lol. I've Golfed all over the world and only ever seen this type in America 🤷‍♂️ the drinking culture on the course is unlike anything anywhere in the world.

Insults are made:

>wtf is going on in america?

Wanna know what's going on? We have idiots as leaders..And we have no one worth a darn to set any examples.

330 million in the U.S. and the best we can do are two old men who have both lost their minds.

And this has just trickled down into society for the last 20+ years.

No one gets disciplined as a youth because God forbid we offend someone . So people now think they do whatever, whenever and have no idea how to actually live in a society.

Hey . You asked....

People don't disagree where you're from? All rainbows and butterflies in the imaginary country you live? Frick off.

Looooooool touched a nerve there did I 😂😂😂😂😂😂

No I just think you're a dipshit and wanted you to know.

You sound tremendously happy, really glad you're enjoying your life 🤣🤣😘😘🤣🥳🥳

[Continued:]

Spamming emojis like a dipshit as well as

Another has a proposal:

>Ban alcohol on golf courses.

Hey now… just because this butt hat did this doesn't mean we shouldn't be able to enjoy a beer or two during a nice round!

It's not just one person though, is it?

And for those of us that actually enjoy golf, we're not drinking anyway. It would quickly remove the people no one wants on the course.

So you can't enjoy golf and have a drink? You're just as bad as the guy in the video.

>Genuinely dont understand Americans and drinking whilst golfing, do they need to play the sport and drink at the same time? Why not play the round and get pissed after?

1. ⁠Because it's not a “sport” for most of us. It's a fun game to play with your buddies on a Sunday.

1. ⁠If you drink after, it's not safe to drive home. But if you drink a few on the front 9, you have 2 hours to sober up on the back.

This is moronic, alcoholic logic, btw.

Are people gatekeeping?

>Stop trying to gate keep golf. Let the game grow. Just ban douches like this from the course.

Can't have both. Douchebags like this multiply like cockroaches.

Just ban douches like this from the course.

Oh so the thing they said

Banning a bozo here and there isn't really shrinking the game. When I hear "shrink the game" I think of all the people I've heard bitching about the new popularity it's getting. It's like people don't want it to grow as a sport

Epstein is invoked:

>Low class, huh? Keep that class shit in the 17th century, man. I don't remember the last time a bunch of builders had their own private island where they went to r*pe people.

Ok snowflake. What's the PC term I should have used? Class challenged? Manners Marginalized?

Decency Vulnerable?

I'm not very good at coming up with fake labels that mean the same thing as the previous label that was replaced but sounds nicer to people with weak sensibilities.

I think I just misunderstood what you meant by low class.

Indeed.

A small slapfight breaks out over grammar:

>a true kitty is a body part. the more you know.

Actually it's just another word made up for that body part. Just like all words.

The more you know

i mean, fricking duh, dude. be gone with you: you failed to teach.

Grow up

Banning alcohol on courses is again raised:

>Alcohol before playing or on the course should be an instant removal and barred from the course for life

wtf are you talking about that is a terrible take

It's not crazy golf this is a proper course. You shouldn't be drinking when playing

Man this is the dumbest shit I have ever heard. This is like saying drinking while fishing should be banned

Mate you play a round you mark your card for tour handicaps how do you think if affects that?

And who drives you home? Taxi or is there one guy designated driver? Doesn't he always win?

We're talking shots of whiskey on a golf course? Insane

I don't care about a tour handicap lmao I don't drive either. I go to have fun. As long as people play fast I don't care if they smoke crack on the course. Grow up.

I've been playing more than 40 years and never seen anyone take a shot while playing

It's clear what the immature mentality is here

One user calls the subject of the video overweight. Another disagrees:

>He's not fat though.

I mean he's clearly overweight.

You have insane standards.

It's not my standards. His BMI is clearly overweight. He has noticeable fat

Most people have BMIs that make them "overweight" but you wouldn't call them fat. Today's beauty standards are stupid.

[Continued:]

Nah, its not todays beauty standards. Youre right. I wouldnt listen to little steroids boy with a picture of his abs as his pfp lmao.

Is the video lacking context?

>I absolutely love when grown men get so angry that they end up in a high pitch yell or lose their breath and let out some inaudible bs as they go completely out of breath.

I love how trolls don't give a shit as to what proceeded this outrage.

it must be nice to pick and choose when to care about what the initial mover might have been.

Judging by the fact that all his friends are just trying to hold him back, while the others remain back at the tee. I would say the offense was not worth this level of retaliation.

Yeah, your comment is equivalent of screaming at clouds it's based on absolutely nothing

Reddit loves to edit down to videos to shit post for fake points

The Flairs:

• “If you're a b-word on the inside it doesn't matter how hard you hit.“

• “a true kitty is a body part”

• “Fireball is whiskey for people who kick dogs”

https://old.reddit.com/r/SubredditDrama/comments/1bz9n8p/21_down_votes_more_antiamerican_reddit_go_protest/?sort=controversial

Not that it matters, but coach Tucker is black. Also to note, if fired today his buyout would be 76 million dollars. His current record at MSU is an unimpressive 20-14 and a lot of the Sparty faithful want him gone, so is this a case of boosters paying this chick to get him to beat off on the phone so he could be fired "with cause" and then he would not receive his buyout?

Coach claims it was consensual phone s*x, but she is claiming phone r*pe...

r/cfb thread

Article

Foid in question:

Quote from Coach Tucker:

Links:

https://www.outkick.com/pelicans-zion-williamson-faces-more-heat-from-ex-porn-star-on-social-media-i-genuinely-loved-you/

https://www.cinemablend.com/television/zion-williamson-alleged-ex-moriah-mills-positive-pregnancy-test

https://www.google.com/amp/s/brobible.com/sports/article/zion-williamson-ex-girlfriend-moriah-mills-song/

So apparently an ex NBA star dated some porn whore and she's going insane that he got another woman pregnant and she's writing songs on Twitter about it? Am I getting the gist correctly?

That doesn't explain why Zion is posting asscheeks in response to her. This is really funny to me, but I need more context. Please.

!football

Sentient prediction in February