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I Got Married To Myself. Here's What A Wedding For 1 Looks Like. :marseywall: :marseycope:

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/married-to-myself-wedding_n_63b46ccce4b0b2e15062ccb1

That same weekend, my ex-husband, whom I had been with for 25 years, married a tall blond fitness instructor with a fabulous figure. She was everything I am not. While my adult children traveled from other cities to attend their father’s wedding, I gathered some of my best friends to be with me while I recited vows to myself halfway across the country

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My wedding guests came with wedding gifts and a floral tiara that I wore at the ceremony. I did not share my plans with my adult children, who already knew that their mom was a bit out there.

Sounds like her kids can tell who the better parent was.

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“A young woman on the property who heard what I was doing embraced me afterward with tears in her eyes and said I had helped her with my self-marriage ritual in ways I could not imagine.”

https://media.giphy.com/media/1AIeYgwnqeBUxh6juu/giphy.webp

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:marseywave2:

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She realized at that moment to never let herself become a spinster

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Well, maybe in the sense that she realized she never wants to end up like that...

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daaaamn I had just gift for her bridal shower https://i.rdrama.net/images/16791976606977715.webp

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i cant find out how old she is but she wrote a book about how to cope with being over 50 :marseyxd:

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For information on film rights

:#marseyxd:

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imma pull a reddit and bring up le heckin' narcisism

but I had a great uncle who was a legit grandiose narcissist who wrote terrible novels where his self insert saved the universe new age magic and fricked every type of girl, and he would always talk about how it's gonna be made into a film, he's willing to negotiate film rights, and shmooze with anyone within 3 degrees of connection to hollywood

he made his wife work two jobs so he could stay home and write because it was gonna make him a millionaire

after the divorce his (mostly teenage) kids all said he was dead whenever asked about him (they didn't miss him)

he whined everyone who would listen that their mother turned them against him, etc

and if it weren't for her-- his books would be a movie franchise by now

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NTA his book his rules

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every type of girl include 15 year old girl :marseyno:

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Was he banging smoking hot gilfs? :marseynut: :marseybabushka:

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:marseytabletired:

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:marseysick: i feel bad for the wife and kids

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empathy major L this is a gay cat bullying website we cyberbully people neighbor frick ur feelings

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The Adventures of Chad Thunderpeepee would be a dope series if they just played it straight despite awful writing

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Is this a valid way to evade taxes?

The government is persecuting me because I don't have s*x.

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>The government is persecuting me because I don't have s*x

It doesn't just end with the government. !incels discuss.

Trans lives matter

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Foids have nothing on me. The government will kill if I don't pay up.

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not allowing self-marriage is acephobia

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All ways of evading taxes are valid

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:#marseylaugh:

This is what it looks like when your ex upgrades so hard on his next wife that it mindbreaks you

:#marseycommitted::#marseyschizotwitch::#marseyschizoshaking::#marseytrollcrazy:

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>. I lived for 45 days in a house of 11 other women who had been sexually assaulted or abused.

Havent those people suffered enough? They had live through being abused and then live in a rehab center with some self pittying c*nt who's hardest issue in life was her parents getting divorced?

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We're hitting levels of cope previously not thought possible.

:#marseysunglassesoff:

Trans Lives Matter but Nerd Lives Do Not

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I am shocked that I am not as shocked

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Foid manages once again to make a wedding about her :taywine:

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The consequences of the sexual revolution for women. This is why marriage is for life.

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lol what a loser holy shit haha

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Literally this sketch but for real :marseylaugh:

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I thought this was an Inside Job joke.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16791937468423944.webp


:!marseybooba:

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It's actually a really common foid thing. Post 25 usually, but after that the range goes all the way.

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:#marseybigdog:

Snapshots:

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Don't masturbate before marriage.

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Sounds like she hit the wall hard enough to give herself brain damage :marseywomanmoment2:

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this is how i see myself when i am older than now

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