The posts comparing our healthy, NORMAL body parts to ham sandwiches or roast beef are what really messed me up. Also hearing it referred to as an “axe wound” once made me cry. Completely reprehensible behavior.
I had a guy make a comment about how I wasn't as tight as the last time we had s*x, while having s*x. I looked him dead in the eye and told I hadn't shit for a few days the last time we did. Needless to say, things ended with him shortly thereafter.
Gosh, I wonder why this janky b-word has problems with men.
Literally the only reason that Curb Your Enthusiasm joke works is because the idea of men running around making loose vagina comments is so absurd. These foids live in an alternate reality.
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I think that these women don"t understand that when men talk about somebody having a "loose kitty" they're not really talking about physical tightness, they're just calling that woman a slut. I know it sounds crazy, but I really think these foids overheard some male jokes about female promiscuity and thought that the jokes were 100% deadass serious, no cap, on god, fr fr
october used to be the 8th month of the year but July and August got invented and pushed October back two months. October has been seething about this since, but August thinks it's hilarious.
In that fat women have looser kitties? Because that's been my experience. It's a muscle like any other, if they're out of shape, you can bet the kitty's out of shape too.
I would normally say "no" but now that I think about how enraged that talking point makes foids, I'm inclined to believe there's at least some truth to it.
Also I've had two girlfriends ask me if I thought they were looser than when we first started dating.
Well let's think this one through cute twink, if I'm an r-slur, then I can't consent to s*x, so them having s*x with me would be r*pe, but women can't r*pe, so it's a logical contradiction, you incredible dumbass.
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Meme gender.
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Hysterical foids and living in their own reality, NAMID
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I am a woman and my kitty is loose (I'm gay and my peepee is small)
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HAhaha I got that le reference fellow cumtowner! Epic!
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I'm a chaser and my glutes are weak
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Literally 90% of the thread is small peepee jokes
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Dem pp feelz nyuggahz
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!incels !fellas keep up the good work
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it ain't easy
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Nah it is actully
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There used to be a flapping vagina gif lol
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Cursed
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!sd marsey eating a roast beef sandwich
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Marsey eating a roast beef sandwich
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Swing and a miss, @Marseygen.
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it's still there.
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Wtf, you people put your peepees in that?
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not me. gussy is gross.
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https://motherless.com/060351D
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!slots100
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An ex hated "gash" and "axe wound" but thought "ham wallet" was adorable.
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Gosh, I wonder why this janky b-word has problems with men.
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Yes NO ONE has EVER joked about peepee size before
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Women are the primary victims of genital jokes
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Literally the only reason that Curb Your Enthusiasm joke works is because the idea of men running around making loose vagina comments is so absurd. These foids live in an alternate reality.
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We need a big vagina marsey
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There is a variant of but I can't find it.
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!sd big vagina marsey
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ew gross
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big vagina Marsey
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Calling women "girls" is offensive unless you're a woman who is sexually threatened by them.
Women posting their L's.
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Why's that an L?
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It's a genetic L.
ACGTL
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lol I know women who call anyone younger than 25 or so 'little kids'
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and we call them ‘old hags'
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darn i wanted to post the curb gif
also like women don't constantly make small peepee jokes
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To you maybe. Boooooom gottem
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me rn
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dis neighbor gets small pp jokes
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Lol delusional.
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These people must live in an alternate reality
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I think that these women don"t understand that when men talk about somebody having a "loose kitty" they're not really talking about physical tightness, they're just calling that woman a slut. I know it sounds crazy, but I really think these foids overheard some male jokes about female promiscuity and thought that the jokes were 100% deadass serious, no cap, on god, fr fr
@sirpingsalot stand with Israel
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unfortunately i happen to know a woman who was both kinds of loose
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I thought that was a pitbull at first
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Classic
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Even wokies joke about peepee sizes, least delusional hoe.
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You know the rest of the joke lol
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I've been outta the game for a min, but I do remember there being a direct correlation between how fat a chick is to the tightness of the beav.
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I can't believe you'd say this during @August august
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idk what that means
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october used to be the 8th month of the year but July and August got invented and pushed October back two months. October has been seething about this since, but August thinks it's hilarious.
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In that fat women have looser kitties? Because that's been my experience. It's a muscle like any other, if they're out of shape, you can bet the kitty's out of shape too.
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legit my experience has been opposite
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As a one time rancher, let me lay out the phenomena.
MORBID:
gross, wtf are you even doing, lose a bet? Happens to the best of us. Yeah everythings a mess, loose.
Newly fat:
could go either way, but probably nothing special.
Always been chubby, but maintained the same weight:
Tightest kitty imaginable. She strains her body all the time and has been doing kegels since she was 16 due to massive insecurities.
She makes it her mission to make you c*m as fast as possible to raise her self esteem. Fricking other women will now seem like a joke.
Average woman:
What? Kegels? But i havent had kids yet, what are you talking about?
Also this gem from the thread:
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Man I kind of regret not sticking it in a fat girl at least once before getting married.
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I would too
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Was the Funkhouser big vagina joke episode the same as the big vagina episode or did Curb have two killer big vagina episodes?
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I think it was 2 different episodes.
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you mean the time funkhouser told his joke to jerry?
that was a different episode
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Didn't like him. Just like wanda, his role was to show up and be upset about something larry said
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Strongly !
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You beat me by 4 minutes you cute twink.
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4 minutes is a long time on the internet. That's like 8 times the way to Mars!
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Snapshots:
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Do you guys really believe the primary factor in vaginal looseness is frequency of s*x?
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Of course we don't. It's the number of different partners.
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Got me good king
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I would normally say "no" but now that I think about how enraged that talking point makes foids, I'm inclined to believe there's at least some truth to it.
Also I've had two girlfriends ask me if I thought they were looser than when we first started dating.
Deep down they know.
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They know you're a fricking r-slur, sure
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Well let's think this one through cute twink, if I'm an r-slur, then I can't consent to s*x, so them having s*x with me would be r*pe, but women can't r*pe, so it's a logical contradiction, you incredible dumbass.
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Men can't be r*ped, though.
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That's my point
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how loose is you greu
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In an entire lifetime of not being an immobile doll I've lost the ability to contract exactly zero muscle groups.
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Every time I stretch they go right back to where they were. I go about my day completely free of the worry a muscle will be stuck stretched.
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Trussies don't count bro
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Don't count for what?
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Not sure, but the merging of the gussy and gbussy during birth is def a thing. Total gussy tearing.
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No, but don't tell anyone I said that. We need to keep foids in line
Primary factor is probably either genetics or, if not that, how often they exercise their kegels
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It's spelled "lose" you dumbfrick
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