It's even more insane when you consider that he's simping this hard for like the one foid in existence who wouldn't have been super appreciative of the fact she got to marry Will Smith.
Dude could have easily bagged anyone he wanted in the 90s and he somehow picked her lmao.
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Shoulda made her sign a pre-nup.
I read that she would make about $200 million from him if they got divorced, so they're in this loveless death spiral as Jada keeps raising the stakes to annoy him into signing the papers.
If she got murdered, I'd declare Will Smith innocent, even if there's video footage of him smothering the b-word with a pillow.
He just doesn't understand why she doesn't love him. That slap didn't come out of nowhere, he's been stewing on some shit for years no doubt. He ought to just divorce her and get it over with. So what if she takes half your shit, you're still a millionaire.
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He should play the same card she's playing. Just sleep around, find someone to date, and live as you'd want to. You'd only need to get divorced if you're serious about marrying someone else.
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Wait, so he made a complete douche of himself on live TV....for a foid he's not even fricking?
What blackery is this? This doesn't make any sense.
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It's even more insane when you consider that he's simping this hard for like the one foid in existence who wouldn't have been super appreciative of the fact she got to marry Will Smith.
Dude could have easily bagged anyone he wanted in the 90s and he somehow picked her lmao.
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That's probably why he's still fixated
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Yeah it's extremely dark
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Jada is pretty lightskinned for a BIPOC, actually
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Shoulda made her sign a pre-nup.
I read that she would make about $200 million from him if they got divorced, so they're in this loveless death spiral as Jada keeps raising the stakes to annoy him into signing the papers.
If she got murdered, I'd declare Will Smith innocent, even if there's video footage of him smothering the b-word with a pillow.
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Hitch is a lot funnier now
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He's probably gay and she's his beard. She has to have dirt that he takes it in the butt.
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Utterly buck broken
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How do you think he got all those roles
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Very good point
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He's a cuck and a mentalcel
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The post oscars interviews where all the black people were like "Das Rite!" And all the white people were "Wtf" were so based
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It makes perfect sense when you understand that he's getting off to it.
Dude has a cuck and public humiliation fetish and is spending millions of marseybux to act it out on TV.
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yeah, like, if I were him, I'd tip him extra for making one 'a THEM jokes!
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More like /r/toomanYchromosomes
Imagine a bald foid cheating on you for years and you still let her buck break on you a daily basis
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!besties why are scrotestrags like this?
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I think you mean scrotestrags. Us homochads would just go frick a few hundred other men, not spend a decade pining after some bald twink.
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Will is in an abusive relationship but the matriachy is working over time to keep a king down
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The oncomatriarchy claims another victim
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Is there anything tRump didn't ruin?!
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Live Will Smith reaction
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I really took an L trying to defend this guy last year lmao
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just about every post you make is an L in some way or other
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Source?
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Trans lives matter
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Many great artists went unrecognized in their lifetime
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You'll stay unrecognized even after you're long dead lmao
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No no you don't get it my contribution to a gay marsey dating site will become world renowned art
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And I'll fricking do it again
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It's in here SOMEwhere...
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He just doesn't understand why she doesn't love him. That slap didn't come out of nowhere, he's been stewing on some shit for years no doubt. He ought to just divorce her and get it over with. So what if she takes half your shit, you're still a millionaire.
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He should play the same card she's playing. Just sleep around, find someone to date, and live as you'd want to. You'd only need to get divorced if you're serious about marrying someone else.
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His ex-wife was hotter too.
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lol she was always too bad a b-word for him to handle. She could keep up with Tupac, Will "I don't curse in my rap" Smith never stood a chance.
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How on earth did the Fresh Prince grow up to be such a b-word? This is Carlton behavior.
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from men in black to broken buck
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Snapshots:
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Millions of black guys leaving their baby mommas, but this one black guy who really really really should, just stays and keeps getting cucked
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