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A girl informed my son that she's pregnant and that there's a 1 in 3 chance he could be the father
I'm sitting here thinking “frick!”. He told me that he used a condom and that there's no chance he could be the father. But we all know that condoms aren't 100% effective. My son is only 15 and having a baby would ruin his education and college prospects. Honestly I'm pissed at this whole situation. He's going to have to take a DNA test along with 2 other boys in this situation.
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She had s*x with 3 boys at age 15.
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5 bucks says none of them are the father
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5 bucks says her mothers boyfriend is the father
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It would be even hotter if it were her biological dad.
Edit: Frick off, prudes. There's nothing more wholesome than a daughter's love for his or her father.
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They hated him for he spoke the truth about all this incel speculation, typed with one hand
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You're really getting into the character love to see it
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!moidmoment
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The pornographic industry and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race
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why do they always make the shittiest posts vaxbros?
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Insufficient mRNA upgrades.
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Drafts drafts drafts drafts
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Found Grace Thorpe's account
sweetie i don't care you're legit crazy and you fricked your Dad, i can fix you with my peepee
one time and then flee and change my name, phone number and addressJump in the discussion.
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now I'm sad
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juvenile promiscuity is overwhelmingly the result of sexual abuse, which is overwhelmingly perpetrated by someone in their immediate social circle. maybe not mommies bf but thats the drama answer, couldve easily been an uncle, gym teacher or a youth pastor w/e.
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Youth Pastor is the most sus shit of all time. Hey, let's take a Christian nerd college student and have pretend to be cool around 13 year old girls I'm SURE he won't immediately groom all of them
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Well duh, her dad isn't in the running
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Immaculate conception. God loved her so much that he fricked her life up.
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Wow, me an da homies really
is Yung gods huh
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I've watched a lot of episodes of Maury too
At some point, when you're on your 11th visit testing guy #15, 16 and 17, you're just doing it for the free vacation right?
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5 bucks these people arent white and poor.
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If you didn't partake in at least 3 BDSM orgies before finishing middle school you're an incel
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Why are you saying this? Why are you placing this in other people's minds
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Best we can do for survival of the fittest in the age of the social safety net
Putting the
in spookie
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suffer
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You are ngmi incel if you weren't getting laid before the age of consent
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15 is the AoC here.
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At least three boys.*
Most chaste young modern foid.
Hopefully her father also has sons too take his mind off his thot-daughter.
#GirlDad and trans lives matter.
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That's not that crazy
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The only foid I know that got pregnant that early is a SEA....
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One for your statistically likely molestation, once for your real first time, and once to try and keep someone out of your league around is feasible by that age imo
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And they say 15 year olds can't consent
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15 year-old girl riding the classmate carousel = stunning and brave
20 year-old girl in a relationship with a 28 year-old guy = predatory and abusive
Not my job to educate y'all
Trans lives matter more than thot lives.
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Tell me you were uncool in high school without telling me.
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Her body count is gonna be wild
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At roughly the same time as well. Low number for the average foid
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Why would you say something like that unless it was less embarrassing than the true number?
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Redditors nasty as heck
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ngmi
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I go straight to the source
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wtf
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They are though. Every story you've heard of a girl getting pregnant because a condom broke is her just lying. My friends said this but the girl admitted it was bareback because they were high as shit.
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condoms are 100% effective (if you use them correctly and aren't r-slurred)
So yeah, for most Americans it's still a coinflip even with a condom because they probably re-use it, damage it while trying to open/put it on, have it slip off because they HAD to buy the xxl ones or some other shit
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we not reusing condoms out here neighbor
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You don't hang them shits up on the clothesline after a quick rinse with some dawn and a sprinkling of lawry's for seasoning?
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ngl u got it bro
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Course not, what sort of lazy degen does that?
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I don't even believe that excuse toward condom misuse. It's so difficult to damage a latex condom unless you're trying to put in on your johnson with a fork. Slipping off is also such a ridiculous excuse. The diff between suiting up and going bareback is so huge- any dude saying "oh nooo the condom slipped off" is playing a game. No one who got pregnant was using a condom when it happened
Reuse is pretty funny though. I wonder if people really do that
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lying to slip it in raw is also "condom misuse" (and probs r*pe) and a classic moid move
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I had condoms break during s*x. Not super often, but more than a few times. But you do feel the change in sensation and use a new one.
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Wearing condoms sucks but this girl is obviously a hoe and this is why gambling is bad mkay
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If he refuses to ever take a DNA test can the kid simply never be confirmed to be the Dad and then never pay child support? Or will he get taken to court and ordered by a judge to take a DNA test?
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Pretty sure the chick can just write him down as the dad without his consent if he doesn't have any proof against it
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DNA tests are misogynistic
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There's a narrow window to contest shit, but after that closes a dudes on the hook for child support even if you can prove otherwise.
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When will scrotes learn that s*x has consequences?
!slots100
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Somehow a girl banging 3 dudes is the fault of christofascists
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Aren't condoms for real like 99% effective? I always thought the condom companies left a 1% chance so they couldn't be sued by like Down syndrome people who chewed the condom like gum for an hour before putting it on.
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They're very effective, like 95-99% when used correctly in lab conditions. IIRC, something like 75-80% when used by the kind of morons having s*x in the real world.
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Why are s*x-havers like this?
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S*x is inherently risky: STDs, dying in childbirth, getting killed by a jealous ex.
Risk-taking people are much fetcher and not so uptight about making sure they put the condom all the way on, or keep it on the whole time, or make sure it never falls off inside you.
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It's because people are r-slurred. They buy the wrong size, put it on wrong, use Vaseline as lube (it dissolves the condom), are too drunk/high or just lie.
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Yep. Just how the pill is "95% effective" or some shit but it's actually like 99.9% effective but people can't fricking take it every day like you're supposed to.
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Copper IUDs are the ascended birth control method: greater than 99% effective, no hormonal side effects, utterly foolproof (don't have to remember shit).
I feel for the poor foids that can't tolerate copper tho.
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Condoms, if used correctly, are 100% effective. If it "slipped off" during s*x or popped, it was not used correctly.
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Is this more creative writing?
Zoomers don't interact in person.
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It is very common in certain youth communities to pass a girl around and not wear condoms
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certain youth communities?
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S*x-havers?
Those communities don't usually post to reddit though.
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The real head scratcher is that they stopped teaching girls about the poophole loophole.
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I thought that was when they couldn't make a neovagina out of your hormone blocker-induced micropeepee so they used your poop chute instead
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Zoomer
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Absolutely unironic casual pedos in this thread. Die.
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It depends on how attractive and slutty she is.
If I have a daughter and raise her right, then your son is the cuck. He will desperately try to woo her, and upon success will spend every waking minute trying to be “romantic” and thoughtful.
He will mow the grass, take out the trash, work full time and die early and never complain. He will help me with things I can no longer due because of age, and he will spend all of his effort raising her children. He will never show emotion for fear of my daughter losing her attraction to him and he will die alone, in physical pain and empty of mind.
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Yeah but he will also frick your daughter
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The fleeting moments of my daughter's vagina will be overcast heavily by the weight of being a man in a woman's world. Even sexually he will probably desperately seek her satisfaction over his own, feeling immense pride when she comes, making it his personal mission.
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Snapshots:
undelete.pullpush.io
ghostarchive.org
archive.org
archive.ph (click to archive)
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