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"Women aren't funny" : TwoXChromosomes

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I'm just so tired of the army of men who like to camp the videos of female comedians (especially when the joke relates to their experience with men) just to snarkily comment, "Is this supposed to be funny???"

Yes. It's funny. To women. Maybe not to you, but it's funny and relatable to a lot of women. 49.74% of the world population, to be precise. Men probably aren't even the target audience. But as always, if men don't think it's funny, then it isn't funny, and women who think it's funny have a bad sense of humour.

This never works the other way around though. If a woman doesn't think a misogynistic comedian is funny, it's because she doesn't have a sense of humour and "doesn't understand how jokes work". That female comedian making fun of incels though? It doesn't matter if every woman on the planet thinks she's hilarious. If it offends the delicate sensibilities of some insecure men and they don't think it's funny, then it's not funny. Their sense of humour is never the problem. If men don't laugh, it's because women are not funny. If women don't laugh, it's because women lack a sense of humour.

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Women are funny, get over it.


It's MENS fault these shows that don't get watched don't get watched. Why won't they engage in something that's actually not for them, sweatie?

And on this note, I'm really tired of shows starring funny women getting canceled because men. Or alternatively just because they are based around the female / non-cis-male experience. It's a real shame, because of lot of great shows have ended this way.

And it's not like Taylor Swift (music and tours) or Barbie movie have shown that you can have massive success by producing for a female audience. Like it's almost like they still believe we don't have our own money and just sit at home cooking for man all day.

Right, no one markets anything to women. Someone should take advantage of this audience.

:mars#eystocksup:

I'll die on the hill that the all women Ghostbusters movie was effing hilarious. If it had men playing their parts it would have gone on to sequels, but thanks to the butthole men whining it was bad, they basically erased it from existence and they made a truly shitty movie featuring the original actors and some kids.

:marseysto#cksdown:


Twitter is a shining example of how much funnier women often are, as the hands down most clever tweets I see are predominantly written by women. I've often said I should compile a collective of the best examples, but I rarely engage with the platform anymore. Maybe it's that male-centric humor is often situational and not always overly, uhm, cerebral... to each their own, of course. Like, physical comedy does absolutely nothing for me. But an insightful, well-worded tweet? That's gold.

Right? Comedy shouldn't be funny, it should make you think.


Fake laughing to own moids, and, not die?

Mwn think they're funny cos we fake laugh to shut them up

or so that we don't die

You WILL laugh at my jokes

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>Right? Comedy shouldn't be funny, it should make you think.

The ghost of George Carlin lives on, rest in piss you fricking cute twink

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NO HE LE SAID EVERYONE IS BAD THAT MEANS HE'S THE GREATEST COMEDIAN OF ALL TIME!!!

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Did he ever say anything bad about blacks or jews? I honestly can't recall a single joke at their expense.

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It's like how South Park has always treated blacks with kid's gloves. Even the provocateurs understand this weird social contract where we're all supposed too treat them like special education children due too them being r-slurred and insanely violent.

Black Buck Broken Trans Lives Matter

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>doing an episode where they drop 35 hard-R's in 28 minutes is "treating blacks with kid gloves"

:#marseyretard3:

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Which episode are you talking about? The one where Randy says BIPOC on price is right?

The whole episode ends with Token being a cute twink and Stan saying he can't understand what "it's like" due too being white. That's incredibly woke nonsense.

Going hard on blacks would be dunking on the massive crime they commit, how ugly they are, low IQ, gibs, etc. If South Park dunked on BIPOCs as much they have Jews or Asians their would probably be riots.

Black Buck Broken Trans Lives Matter

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>They said BIPOC a whole buncha times but it's incredibly woke nonsense because uh

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You have literal brainworms friendo

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They're from Colorado, they've never seen a black person

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Ofcourse not, he was a standard issue liberal who also was slightly edgy.

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This but unironically.

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Now that's important comedy!

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Christstrags be seething over Athechads, every such case!

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I'll pray for you

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No u

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There was a solid three months where some niche right wing circle on Twitter was just fricking roasting George Carlin. It was great.

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No wonder "clapter" is so popular with foids and leftoids.

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I wish i hadnt learned this word

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Great post! :marseyclapping:


:marseybooba:

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nanette is the single greatest work of comedy ever created

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I hate nanette so much it's unreal, but I frequently praise it because it makes so many people angry and/or uncomfortable.

It actually is great comedy if you consider the punchline to be the audience of squirming leftoids wondering if they're allowed to criticize it without being bigots.

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She slayed at the Apollo.

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Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn girl. Is this real. Feels edited.

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He looks just like his daddy :marseykween:

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Edited

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i miss him so much :marseysulk:

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When I remember that the only man in that video still walking this mortal coil is Adam Egret my bones shake in rage.

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My bone shakes from the vigorous handy he's giving me under the Queensboro bridge

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me too :marseyitsbimothy:

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Comedy should be a sermon. It's about showing your devotion by pretending not to hate every moment.

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It's so frustrating whenever women are sarcastic or speak in hyperbole, there are men who turn into Mr. Literal and accuse women of making stuff up. But they suddenly understand that humor when male comedians do it.

That's because very few women actually get straight to the point. It's always some fricking story filled with tangential details and embellishments. You learn to tune out all that shit until they get to the core.

So it's easy to just assume they're making up everything.

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Yeah, that's crazy.

A phrase every straight moid has to know how to use when their girl is rambling

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take the "haha that's crazy" pill and never get into an argument in real life again

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are you even listenin!?!

yeah, darn that's wild

so anyway, then Katie said…..

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haha that's crazy man

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>tfw your foid is both foid enough to ramble, but also smart enough to realize when youre just nodding along

:marseysweating: bros ive gotten into hot waters so fricking often fml why does she have to be smart :marseybottom:

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Get a voice activated recorder and play it back

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That's not true, men fail to detect female humor all the time even if the woman just says 1 sentence.

I think it's more because men can't tell when a woman is joking about things like girl math or girl dinner or astrology or when she's being serious

To be fair I can't always tell either :marseyautism:

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Half the women believe this shit unironically

Half the women don't believe this shit

Both sides will say the exact same shit where one means it as a full display of faith and confession and the other says it as sarcastic mockery. Both say it with the same energy.

I as a male am supposed to be able to make out the difference.

It's not autism. Foids never learned to communicate properly and its clearly visible in how foids communicate with each other. Just trying to one up one another and nothing more.

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>No I don't have autism. It's just that our entire society mysteriously has no social signals ever

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Come on. Women ( and men ) clearly make up shit at a high enough rate to maintain social status that all signalling becomes irrelevant beyond surface level shit.

Any deeper insights you have you have to practice without letting them know what you are doing because anything you say is actually the case the answer will be changed by the other party to keep their sense of self camouflaged.

That's why we can only depend on two rules by the end of the day

Be hot

Don't be ugly

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That's because very few women actually get straight to the point

i specifically remember on the andy peepee episode of the kino casino they had some egirl named ashton birdie call into the show to discuss the drama and she spent like 5m straight talking about how busy she is and going to disneyland and whatever the frick else. whole chat was telling the hosts to kick her lol

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I've found a lot of success with playing dumb, but persistently curious.

"Wait, can you explain it to me?"

"Well, ya know, she's not, uh, she's not putting out so that's why it's funny."

"Ok, she's not putting out, but I don't understand the punchline?"

"Well so he, uh, I mean, yea he obviously shouldn't hit his girlfriend, but like, it's funny because he couldn't "hit" her, like, you know, sexually?"

"Right... So wait, it's funny that he's hitting her because she won't have s*x with him? Or am I still not getting it?"

Women think this is peak humor.

bwahahahahahahaha

Also:

Mark Twain Prize for American Humor recipient Tina Fey has entered the chat

They should compare Tina Fey's humor (actually funny) to standard "female """comedian"""" humor (monologues about periods and having s*x while gross).

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"Wait, can you explain it to me?"

No :gigachad2:

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bwahahahahahahaha

Never has been written about anything actually funny

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That's when you hit 'em with a "Don't you worry your pretty little head about it, sweetheart."

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Which comedian makes jokes about beating your wife for not putting out?

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Andrew shultz has the bit about beating :marseybardfinn: women :marseygoodnight: makes them better :marseygenetakovic: cooks

:#marseyxd:

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None, it's yet another hilarious feminine exaggeration.

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I don't understand the punchline?

Then you answer "yeah, I'm not surprised by that" and leave. :gigachad2:

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Women can be funny in a laughing at rather than with them kind of way.

Like children, sometimes their nonsense is amusing.

Child and trans lives matter.

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>I think there is also an edge to this whereby men seem to think that women are supposed to laugh at the jokes that men make whereas men just don't see that as a part of the dating game/social norms from their end.

I always heard that moids like it when you laugh to flirt with them or w/e but when I tried it he went soft immediately and stormed out. Maybe he should have workshopped his material with the bros first?

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he wasn't clownsexual enough it sounds like

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Thanks, this explains a lot! Before laughing, I should have introduced myself as Miss Size Does Matter the Semipro Shitposter Hoping to Make it to the Big Leagues.

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:#marseysting:

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Here's the definitive answer that will settle the discussion forever and have no room for argument at all:

Women can be funny, but they make terrible standup comedians. Standup comedy is more of a men's thing, women are better with sassy remarks and comebacks, while men are the better storytellers.

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Yeah Tina Fey is great in 30 Rock for instance and I think she did a ton (most?) of the writing, but I can't think of a single good stand up comedienne. There might be one somewhere out there :marseyshrug: but i haven't seen them

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When you find an actually funny foid comedian I'd like to hear it, because I want to see the seethe when they tell all the women to just be funny.

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Bussy-bot with a banger

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I'm not gonna be the one to break the bad news to them that women will never be funny and we shouldn't try to change the nature of things.

The best we can hope for in my lifetime is at least 1 woman comedian. Or woman and black comedian. The odds of that are lower but still possible.

I was thinking about making that my post but ran out of Marsey's

:marseygiveup:

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I saw a clip of a funny black foid

Her joke was “neighbors all always say I talk white. ‘Why cause I actually paid attention in school?' Then they get defensive and say I sound like southern sorority girl, I ask why cause I say BIPOC a lot?”

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Black women can be funny, its white women who should never do stand up

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Im sure that would be very funny if she actually spoke an intelligible language...

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>upset that women are seen as unfunny

>Writes unfunny rant

Maybe tell a joke lol


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I'll die on the hill that the all women Ghostbusters movie was effing hilarious

I do agree that the only way to make Ghostbusters not r-slurred is to make it an all out comedy.

But no, the woman Ghostbusters movie was not funny.

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I just think it's funny that so much of modern masculinity is wrapped up in, like, the 8th best Bill Murray movie from 40 years ago. Caught me off guard for sure.

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If men don't laugh, it's because women are not funny. If women don't laugh, it's because women lack a sense of humour.

This has 100% been my experience

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>:marseypop2: :microphone: My vagina

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women make things for women, you sexist pig! if you don't think it's funny it's because IT'S NOT FOR YOU! but also, if you don't watch these things made for women then you are a sexist pig. :scoot:

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how do you answer your own question in the post and still get mad about it? swear to god redditors will have the ability to think and see reality maybe once every other month but instead of accepting it as truth they seethe. redditors are never truly happy or satisfied with anything are they

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If they were funny it'd be self apparent.

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Like 20% of the comments in there are complaining about moid comics being bad because of punching down and talking about their peepee lol.

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Conclusion after reading that thread:

Women still aren't funny, but watching them seethe over them not being funny is funny.

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>Men aren't the target demo for female comedians

>but its men's fault if a tv show staring some chick or strag gets cancelled

>So we should watch the show that isn't meant for us?

Women are dumb

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